"It's like Wayne Gretzky would say, 'You've got to be there ahead of the puck.' "

???

meshman uhm helloooo? ice hockey, country music... how can you fail to see that connection!

geez people can be so stupid...

Its country. Their fans are pretty much backwards anyway. Their alway known to be 'behind the curve.'



//Female Country Singers = SO HAWT

Yes there is some country crap, but for the most part there's decent stuff coming out... rap/hiphop however is a boil on the ass of music - I submit the travesty that is "My Hump" as evidence...

Country music record labels finally realized that Wal-mart was selling computers.

"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Jeeeeeeeeeeeezus H. Christ! It's time for me to turn in my running shoes and get out of the human race.

If you like that song you should listen to "Honky Tonk Bukaki." Its in your face country music.

Farked?

Stupidest lyrics in the world are securely in the ROCK realm.

/pick ANY song.

pvd021: Its country. Their fans are pretty much backwards anyway. Their alway known to be 'behind the curve.'

They are just now getting into the arena scene with the light shows and pyro stuff, like the hair bands did 15 years ago.

Country music gets slagged unfairly.
Actually the song writing in country is currently the best of any style and the musicians in Nashville are some of the best going



/Rock/Blues Guitarist of 25 year

all i know about country music is that billy ray cyrus put the c*nt in country, so there

DslainteC

Hey man...I love that video. Have no idea what the song sounds like, but the video is great!

Holy-slow-news-day, Batman!

BrotherTheodore: Stupidest lyrics in the world are securely in the ROCK realm.

/pick ANY song.

OK I pick this one:

"There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
And the Oaks ignore their pleas"

- You're right,that's stupid. Singing about dumb forests and trees and stuff. Definately no socioeconomic metaphor or poetic imagery there.

Country music.....helping rednecks get laid for 50 years!!

Accent the down beat and call it country.



I bet she feels like a woman all right, from the heaving and yielding of her ample bosom to the viscid steamy clenchings of her love tunnel.

TheOnlyHumanChickRepellant: Country music.....helping rednecks get laid for 50 years!!



I always thought that was the job of the sibling?


Go figure...

Thank god for GIS...

Shania is my new God

Heinous!

Hopefully he's talking about the new-age sissy slash my wrists rock. NO ONE CAN DOWN THE OLD SKOOL OF ROCK.

BTW, I love The Forest, great song.

I bet she feels like a woman all right, from the heaving and yielding of her ample bosom to the viscid steamy clenchings of her love tunnel.

Dude, just...yuk

BrotherTheodore: Stupidest lyrics in the world are securely in the ROCK realm.

Like this one???

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Drive-By Truckers, y'all. Although more rock than country.

Digital downloads? As opposed to analog downloads?

TheOnlyHumanChickRepellant: Thank god for GIS...

Shania is my new God

I hear she's a real stuck up biatch with a phobia for people touching her. So good luck with that, especially with that nickname

That being said, Johnny Cash is a great artist, and there's lots of artists following his lead. Sad thing is the overcommercial pap is broadcasted. Same goes for rap/hiphop. The Black Eyed Peas calling themselves a hiphop act is a travesty.

Trailer Park Boys, H31N0US...?

Shania Taint is hot.

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk is the theme song to "Honk Bag"

underground rap easily has the best lyricists.

"the bling bling era was cute but it's about to be done / i'll leave you full-of-clips like the moon blockin' the sun"

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven
produces more digits than 22 divided by 7"

~immortal technique

mainstream rap easily has the worst.

"Young black and famous, with money hanging out the anus."
~Mase/Puff Daddy

I agree with Major Tom. One perspective I continually see is this: Country is to white people as Hip Hop, Rap, some R&B is to black people. The mainstream is poisoned with stereotyping, mixed with loss of content.

It's called "classic rock" or "classic whatever" because those artists did it first. It's hard to be original nowadays after all of the good fruit has been picked so to speak.

So, this guy is working on his first day at the morgue, and he notices somebody with a cork in his anus. Intrigued, he removes the cork, and the anus starts singing "on the road again". He puts back the cork, and the singing stops.

He calls his call, and show him : Cork on, no singing. Cork off, "on the road again".
- "Well, what do you of THAT ?", asks the rookie.
- "Come on,", replied the other in a blase voice, "everybody knows that any asshole can sing country music."

i like (some, maybe even most) Country music. but Honky Tonk Badonkadonk has got to be the most cloyingly annoying song ever. any genre.

here's a hint submitter - some [insert genre] sucks. but not all of it.

A good alternative to "Honkytonk Badonkadonk"
would be this here
http://cdbaby.com/cd/pineboxserenade

Let's settle this once and for all

what you gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?
Ima get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, 8x
My lovely lady lumps,

Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, got me sharin
All their money got me wearin' fly, whether I aint askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint takin
We can keep on datin
Now keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
Shes got me spending.
(Oooo) Spendin all your money on me and spend your time on me.
Shes got me spendin.
(Oooo) Spendin all your money on me,(uh) on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Im a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
Im a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yeah lets go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me.
Tryin a feel my hump, hump,
Lookin at my lump, lump.
You can look but you cant touch it,
If you touch it Im a start some drama,
You dont want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So dont pull on my hand, boy,
You aint my man, boy,
Im just tryna dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (x3)
In the back and in the front.
My lovin got you,
Shes got me spendin.
(Oooo) Spendin all your money on me and spending time on me.
Shes got me spendin.
(Oooo) Spendin all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Im a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon do with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
Im a make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work

She's got me spendin'
(Ooo) Spendin' all your on me (uh) on me, on me.


vs.....


Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)



I say it's a misogynistic, body-focused, society regressing tie.

Q: What kinds of music do you sell here at iCroons.com?
A: Oh both kinds! Country AND Western!

/apologies to Blues Brothers

wjllope: i like (some, maybe even most) Country music. but Honky Tonk Badonkadonk has got to be the most cloyingly annoying song ever. any genre.

Nope.. anything by the Black Eyed Peas takes that trophy.

Especially that my farking hump drivel they call a song

You know, if I didn't already have a sneaking suspicion payola is alive and well, the fact that "My Hump" gets play would make me a believer.

Merry Christmas!! Hope you like crap!

If any of you farkers out there has XM, channel 12 has better country music (not Nashville). It's actually pretty cool. They call it progressive country, but that's just because most of the bands come from Austin.

/worth checking out
//end plug

worldbeater: You know, if I didn't already have a sneaking suspicion payola is alive and well, the fact that "My Hump" gets play would make me a believer.

Wait until you hear "Popozao" seven times a day...

I imagine it's a hit 'cause all country music centers around either losing your girl/guy or drinking. I guess they break-up a lot in the south.

"My Hump". Drivel would an upgrade. Achy Breaky Heart has more lyrical nuance. Black Eyed Peas don't write songs, they program beats and lyrically they can't even match the Telletubbies Theme.

Have you heard "Laffy Taffy"-D4L? The first time I heard it I had the same reaction as the first time I heard about bulimia. I almost threw up.
/end corny joke

Theobold Holsopple: "My Hump". Drivel would an upgrade. Achy Breaky Heart has more lyrical nuance. Black Eyed Peas don't write songs, they program beats and lyrically they can't even match the Telletubbies Theme.

Wow.. I just had revelation.

They must all be controlled by the all powerfull sun baby