yarrrr them shiny jiggly things shiver me timbers

No, see, the pirates are cat food.

Because, you see, the cats are ninja cats.

When sufficiently pissed off, my cat can chuck lead and treble hooks at rude jetskiers. lol

Laugh with me now.

ahh, both.

my cat would eat a pie rat in one howmpf!

Pussy: shiats in a box
Priates: uh, only that one time

/Gold

I don't like how they hate on Cat Stevens.

Why can't it be both?

ROFL

/too much time
//on your hands
///but so still worth the read
////pirates vs slashies

NZ Bad Girl
Hahaha, by far the coolest No Wai i've seen so far :)

I dunno where the hell this cat + pirate thing is going, but the Chase after shiny things that jingle struck a huge cord with me.

And I'm really really not a cat person.

Thanks Pyrosx.

When someone posted the photo on another board, I just knew it would be perfect for a No Wai!!!

Pyrosx: I dunno where the hell this cat + pirate thing is going, but the Chase after shiny things that jingle struck a huge cord with me.


it was the Chases after GIANT things that jiggle. Thing that struck a chord with me..

lol!

They have an Al Leong article! (pops)

Al Leong is, and always will be, my greatest hero.

Any article that mocks hippies is ok in my book!

WTF. They didn't mention bad breath.

And chasing tail. And breakdancing.

Oh, and Cat Stevens was NOT a hippie. He was just a dorkishly funny, weird care-free guy with a lot of "be free" bullshiat, but some of his music straight up owned. The album Catch Bull at 4 in particular was awesinine.

An example of a hippie is David Van Driessen from Beavis and Butthead. Long hair, peace obsession, some bullshiat, but not quite in the same way as Cat Stevens. Dunno how to describe it, but I'm definitely right.

That guy really needs to learn some HTML. That whole page was two giant image files in a table. Not even a page title.

/back to bed

Food! I'm hungry. No voting? Yar.

yea. ok.

Pirate friend, obviously.

/Yarr

I can't believe this got a green light.

Yearrrrrr Who's greenlighting today, Coco the clown? First anagrams and now this!


A dog be the pirate's first mate. A dog could scare off ninjas.

New keyboard. Now.

Weekend Fark is kinda lame. Cats and pirates... Huh?

cats are nature's ninjas, thus natural enemies.

they lay in wait, hide under cover of darkness, moving silently, then POUNCE!

Yes, but cats, unlike ninjas, are retarded, thus a good match for pirates.

t3knomanser:
Another reason cats go well with Pirates.

My cat used to do that all the time. Till it got to big and started falling off my shoulder. A falling cat can do a lot of damage on the way down.

They're trying too hard to be the next big internet thing. You can see the stress lines all over this little unfunny POS.

The pirates don't kill kittens. They rape women to save the kittens. It goes, then, that pirates do love their kittens.

Remember the old pirate phrase: "Rape, Burn, PLUNDER!"

/Aaargh!
//Made up that phrase

I agree, pirates are cool. They drink a lot of rum, don't have to shave, and get to hang out on their boat with their friends all day. On the other hand, that site sucks