Huh?

what?

um, couldnt that have just been in a list?/ i would have read more than two if it were.

stupid.

Why couldn't you have replied with a single word?

You just had to break it, didn't you?

Drew?

jerk!

_

Best handle EVAR.

Great service!

yeah.
also there was only one other reply when i started leaving the comment.

probably would have broken it anyway though. because it isnt funny or cute.

Hey, shut the fark up, Netscape! Stop giving away all my secrets!!!

Sort of interesting...if you don't have access to internet porn.

The animation was kind of cool at first, but I really don't feel like watching it every time I want to see the next definition.

nice

Dad?

nice...

When people get drunk they hook up with ugly people! Ha Ha! That's original!

weak. next time greenlight a story on the proper dusting of houseplants. i still won't read it but it has to be more interesting to those who will.

I don't know what you're talking about... so here's a fun picture.

Man, I'll really need this one tonight!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH J/K I DON't have a life!

Arrrrghhh!

Loading...Loading...Loading...

That would've been funny, if only it was funny.

Foster Brooks LIVES!

wow i totally want that minute of my life back.

HonkBag?

What!>!? Update my farkin' Flash player?!?

fark off, eh!

We have a winner! The world's most annoying user interface.

Wow. That's bad.

Stupid.

I had much more fun sucking badly at the Sex Myth or Fact quiz.

Until I just gave up.

On the whole site.

That was lame.

Craptastic

"Rape"

Translation: "I was really drunk and I regret knowing that all my friends know that I let him fark me last night with my beer goggles on."

meh

Fudgey

A list of them all

much less annoying

Well I laughed.. jeeze ya humorless tards..

No worky. Must be some active x / flash / java crap. All the hot and steamy adverts all over it didn't help either.
Nice try, thanks for playing!

Eh, list was somewhat more entertaining.

This is almost as funny as the time Garfield ate all the lasagne and then killed a spider.

I'm mot as nutch under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am!

Well that was utter crap.

1- write dumb flash using 25 year old jokes
2- get greenlit on FARK
3- profit!

I'm impressed that this headline had some words that were spelled correctly. Pretty rare tonight.

re: The last dozen or so approved links are falling way below normal Fark standards.

how about you drink a beer and shut it, mmkay?

That interface is gayer than eight gay guys banging eight other gay guys with a gay photographer taking pictures for a gay magazine.

"Attention, everyone: Testicles. That is all."

I really, really hate Netscape's Flash lists. You'd think whoever came up with a stupid idea like that (and they definitely go back to when people felt boiling rage at being confronted with Flash, any Flash at all) would have long since been fired, but they're still doing it.

Flash is for cartoons and games, and it does that job very well. Use it for anything else, I reserve the right to hurt you in imaginative and debilitating ways.

Scandalous, there's a delivery guy at the door for you. Wants me to sign for a "Judy Garland Fan Club" package.

My god that was weak.

Oh, and Scandalous, you owe me a new keyboard.

That interface is gayer than eight gay guys banging eight other gay guys with a gay photographer taking pictures for a gay magazine.

While drinking white Zinfandel.

Ooops, I forgot to write that the above quote is hilarious.

Ya and im punk in drublic again!


ANyone got Tom cruise screaming for Saki From last samauri .

I find that hilarious!

Scandalous: That interface is gayer than eight gay guys banging eight other gay guys with a gay photographer taking pictures for a gay magazine.

But strangely, if it was all girls it would be totally HOT!

I'm upset that they didn't consult me on this one.

I wish there were more of me so I could gang-reject this link.

Im with BarkingPumpkin

Whats up with Honkbag? Has it jumped the shark?

[threadjack]

Much more amusing:

a movie quiz featuring squirrels and nuts

That is all.

[/threadjack]

farking horrible, plus it has those farking annoying sounds. WTF man?

Thanks hawkaloogie

not funny

Hey, since I'm pretty intoxicated, does this mean that anything I say can be translated by this book?

The legal limit is .08 and I blew a .18 at the bar. Is this bad?

The worst personals section was sort of amusing:

"Single white male Siamese Twins, one straight, one gay, desperately seeking single while female Siamese twins, one straight, one willing to undergo gender reallocation. Straight one must be on my right, her left--or willing to stand on head. Must be Baptist."

The "noscript" Firefox extension blocked the list. I foolishly temporarily unblocked the site so I could see the list, and promptly wondered what the hell this was doing on Fark???

piscis ferox: _

Best handle EVAR.

Nah, I like Boobies better. Any time you try to quote him or talk about him you get smacked by the filter. Just like now.

Submitter needs to be dragged out into the street and shot for this link.

Ummmmmm.....no....that was stupid.

I'm even more drunk than you think I am.

/how the hell am I even typing?
//at home drunk on a friday night...
///god, I'm a loser
////won't somebody please stop the slashies?

Papageorgeo: I blew a .18 at the bar. Is this bad?

Nope. You're just getting started.

/amateur
//come on, catch up. You're lagging behind.

Shadow Blasko: If you can read that, you win.

I almost understood all of that. Give me a few more minutes and a few more drinks...

Amusing?

Somebody spent untold hours of their life creating a whole animated cartoon clip for each and every word?! LOL. To me, that's the most amusing part of that whole web page.

kinda stupid, but mine is:
"I love you guys....."
means "Will you kindly shave my eyebrows off when I pass out?"

I am building an army of People Against Excessive Flash to combat people for excessive flash. Please register. You will get one week's vacation for every 3 working weeks. As far as a pension plan, you won't be needing that (see Jon Stewart).

Ok, I know he was a late entry but come on folks... Scandalous pwn3d all of u nubs!!!1!1!!oneeleventy!!1!!

Thread over. You lose get off Scandalous's new property.

/I for one welcome our flash toting overloards
//slashtacular

mine:

"I love this song..."
means "I recognize this song"

/wow
//what a night

Fallout Boy

The worst personals section was sort of amusing:

"Single white male Siamese Twins, one straight, one gay, desperately seeking single while female Siamese twins, one straight, one willing to undergo gender reallocation. Straight one must be on my right, her left--or willing to stand on head. Must be Baptist."

Yeah, but this one was just downright scary:

SWM seeks 300-pound-plus woman to sit and squash doughnuts on me.

BUTTSECKS?

This is what happens when companies set out to create "Content". They hire creative writers, or in the case of poker web sites previously featured on FARK, apparently steal it from bloggers.

The Fark method of content generation is by comparison much more efficiant, streamlined and cost effective, if not as flashy in presentation.

I am amazed at the moronic things that get the greenlight around here sometimes.

Thanks hawkaloogie

Drew's whoring himself for advertising dollars.

Mine:
"Netscape Love & Personals section is the greatest"
Really means:
"I can't tell my hole from an ass in the ground"

I wish I knew why this got posted.

I went on to the pick-up lines section, and the funniest:

OK, Im here, whats your next wish?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

That interface is gayer than eight gay guys banging eight other gay guys with a gay photographer taking pictures for a gay magazine.

While drinking white Zinfandel.

And listening to Cher.

i understand perfectly

Since when did ordering wine make me gay?

Fark off, I like white zinfandel.

~KM

the best was oh my god your ugly = oh my god your ugly

2006-02-24 10:40:37 PM haikupoet


I really, really hate Netscape's Flash lists. You'd think whoever came up with a stupid idea like that (and they definitely go back to when people felt boiling rage at being confronted with Flash, any Flash at all) would have long since been fired, but they're still doing it.

Flash is for cartoons and games, and it does that job very well. Use it for anything else, I reserve the right to hurt you in imaginative and debilitating ways.

Not only that, but if you're writing something in Flash, why the FARK does it have to do a postback every time you click next? I could write something in 100% javascript that looks better than that, works better than that, doesn't require you to download an annoying player, and doesn't reload the farking page every time you click "next". Morans...

/damn kids these days don't know how to code

The only funny "translations" were:

(male to female) I'm pretty drunk. Will you walk me home?

translation: Will you come home and have sex with me?

(female to male) I'm pretty drunk. Will you walk me home?

translation: I'm pretty drunk. Will you walk me home?

Pretty accurate, lol.

I swear im not coont, drunkstable!

If I could time travel I'd go back, steal a bus and run over whoever invented flash.

\flash sucks

xennex:
If I could time travel I'd go back, steal a bus and run over whoever invented flash.

\flash sucks

I'm sure that whoever invented flash did so with good intentions.

Why not run over whoever created this particular crap thing instead?

~KM