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3183 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 May 2002 at 7:50 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-28 06:35:04 PM  
pull my finger
2002-05-28 06:42:51 PM  
" as I was saying....President Eisenhower.."
2002-05-28 07:55:13 PM  
"So, hey, you come to this parish often?"
2002-05-28 07:55:39 PM  
Who is this "Tara", and what did she do?
2002-05-28 07:56:10 PM  
"I like ponies..."
2002-05-28 07:56:58 PM  
"I think that peace will be obtained whenn.....*zzzzzzzzzz*"
2002-05-28 07:57:18 PM  
"Wanna wrestle?"
2002-05-28 07:57:28 PM  
A meeting of the minds...a shame none of them have showed up yet.
2002-05-28 07:58:22 PM  
"What a coincidense! They tell me everything I have to say too."
2002-05-28 07:58:30 PM  
" don't know sex til you've been with alter boys... I remember..."
2002-05-28 07:58:54 PM  
Well it took four months but I finally pooed! Here check it out.
(Forgot to let you vote)
2002-05-28 07:59:12 PM  
"Your Holiness, may I try on your silly-ass hat?"
2002-05-28 07:59:23 PM  
"..hold on one second, I think i had another accident."
2002-05-28 07:59:32 PM  
Bush: I can't understand a word this 'ol dude's sayin

Pope: What was I saying?
2002-05-28 08:00:00 PM  
" when will the girls start doing porn?"
2002-05-28 08:00:07 PM  
President Bush: "So how hard is it to cop an 8 ball around here?"

Pope John Paul II: "shiat, drugs aren't a problem to obtain in Rome. Finding a wop that can make a decent pierogi, that is a fuggin' pain in my ass..."
2002-05-28 08:00:43 PM  
"...So anyway, Georgie, two gay guys and a Jew walk into a bar..."
2002-05-28 08:01:56 PM  
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
2002-05-28 08:02:05 PM  
"Did you bring your drunken, slutty daughters?"
2002-05-28 08:02:10 PM  
John Paul II: "...and they put a monkey's picture next to one of you looking like this - and boy did I soil my depends!"
Bush: "Yes, your holiness, that's very funny."
2002-05-28 08:02:32 PM  
"Hey, wanna declare the Jehovahs Witnesses terrorists just for shiats & giggles?!"
2002-05-28 08:03:54 PM  
"Whoah. Take this shiat man... it'll knock you on your ass. Wanna know how I got it? I fooled the Doc into thinking I got glaucoma..." *uncontrolled giggling*
2002-05-28 08:04:16 PM  
"Here, have a pretzel"
2002-05-28 08:04:32 PM  
HAHAHA...your last name's "Bush"?!?! HAHAHA!!!
2002-05-28 08:05:01 PM  
Pope:"Carolina's gonna kick Toronto's ass tonite - you know this rite?"
2002-05-28 08:05:32 PM  
Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time
have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!
2002-05-28 08:05:37 PM  
"Does this 'Axis of Evil' include boy-fondling priests?"
2002-05-28 08:06:38 PM  
"Tell me the truth, does this robe make me look deathly old?"
2002-05-28 08:07:12 PM  
"... and then the proctologist inserted the rest of his hand, like this and said he felt a bump... later he said it was just a piece of corn..."

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2002-05-28 08:07:13 PM  
"..uuhh, my arm is stuck"
2002-05-28 08:07:21 PM  
Pope: "Rest assured, Mr. President. There are no pretzels in The Vatican."
2002-05-28 08:07:26 PM  
Bush: "My spanish is pretty damn good. I don't know what kind of Latino this mother farker is."
2002-05-28 08:07:26 PM  
"Give my regards to Pootie-poot."
2002-05-28 08:07:51 PM  
"If it is you make potato then you make the first potato."
2002-05-28 08:08:22 PM  
"The word is RECTORY, you farkin' retard! Stop giggling!"
2002-05-28 08:08:36 PM  
"Rectum? Darn near killed em"
2002-05-28 08:09:24 PM  
"It's too bad you don't have any sons, you could have brought them with you, they would be happy here, and we would be happy to have them."
2002-05-28 08:09:59 PM  
"These are not the priests you are looking for ...... Move along"
2002-05-28 08:10:45 PM  
President Bush: "So I got Ozzy to come to this party I threw."

Pope John Paul II: "I tried to get him to play the Vatican church, but it is harder than hell to get any insurance company to cover The Prince of Darkness when he wants to play Vatican city."
2002-05-28 08:10:46 PM  
Pope: I only tell them its the Parkensins...I'm just really stoned all the time.
2002-05-28 08:11:41 PM  
Is the voting farked now?
2002-05-28 08:11:49 PM  
"It is written that the Tigers will win the penant."
2002-05-28 08:12:19 PM  
"Now tell me the truth. This John Ashcroft, he's a homosexual, correct? I mean, he's afraid of statue boobies. Gotta be gay."
2002-05-28 08:13:35 PM  
Pope to Bush: "So let me farking get this right... You want to put my followers (priest, bishops, etc) in prison for having loving sex with alter boys, a well-entrenched ritual, but you're farking American country can have guys named Bush, Dick, and Colon running it?"
2002-05-28 08:13:47 PM  
"I don't care how much money and missiles you have Mr. Bush, you can't buy the Vatican and turn the Sistene Chapel into a missile base."
2002-05-28 08:13:48 PM  
"Wow, the new Fark sure sucks ass, doesn't it, Mr. President?"
2002-05-28 08:15:09 PM  
Bush: So do you really think my name is the name of the beast? "George" six letters, "Walker" six letters, "Bushjr" six letters. That must be a coincidence!

Pope: mfph mmpfhhfmppfhm maphrferuf die!
2002-05-28 08:15:11 PM  
Pope "Hey Dubaya Jesus is looking at me from the painting."
2002-05-28 08:16:10 PM  
Pope: "So as I was saying you eat meat on Friday, you go to hell. You fark little boys you get reahabilitated"
2002-05-28 08:16:21 PM  
Pope to Bush: I'm not shiatting you. I was at dinner at Bravo's Italian Restaurant in Dayton, Ohio with Testicleus and Stebain, both farkers, and I took a farking blue crayon and wrote "" on the God Damn table cloth. Then Stebain drew a Penis and we left.
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