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Twitch OSX		2006-02-21 12:44:54 PM

Tyee.. well, I actually had to sit in the corner because of Melissa about a month and a half ago.. but recently, I was banninated from posting for 3 days because of something else.

I_C_Weener		2006-02-21 12:44:57 PM

Omegamerc: Coulda swore I was a Tfer for about 10minutes. It felt good in the pants.

phaedrusiszen
You'll know it's really when you get the naked pic of Jessica Alba in the email.

You only got a pic? Poor bastard, I got the clone.

Mike I am sorry. I submitted a link to nothing about the fark ripple. But, in my defense, it kept me from working.

Mike		2006-02-21 12:44:58 PM

Random links might be a funny April Fools gag for this year, though...

(but deliberately and within a particular date range this time)

tehl33troxor		2006-02-21 12:45:49 PM

T3h_P1g5
C4rr0t5!
J00 give us teh ch1c0ry and j00 get teh f4rk baxor!!!!11

Cut it out with the leetspeak. It's not clever and it doesn't make you cool.

Action Replay Nick		2006-02-21 12:46:15 PM

Mike
Random links might be a funny April Fools gag for this year, though...

Yes, yes it would, for ALL Survey and Advice threads.

phaedrusiszen		2006-02-21 12:46:22 PM

I_C_Weener: You only got a pic? Poor bastard, I got the clone.

Oh god damn it. Why did you have to take away that feeling of being special I once had??

Screamingredmenace		2006-02-21 12:46:22 PM

Twitch OSX:

Fight club rules, man. Remember them.

Mike		2006-02-21 12:46:45 PM

Foobies is still there. It's not going anywhere. Just the links to it went away.

dewars-rocks		2006-02-21 12:46:47 PM

I feel bad, I did not notice. WTF is wrong with me today?

Tealeaf		2006-02-21 12:46:49 PM

Mike

Next time, please use FARKBACK to report errors. Submitting over 50 links about it to the queue does NOT help. Please.

But it was funny, and humor is a good way to get through a crisis, no? If we do not laugh together, we cry alone. And no one wants that. Or maybe we do, if it were funny.

Twitch OSX		2006-02-21 12:47:05 PM

Jessica Alba??

neoliquid.com

Drakkenmaw		2006-02-21 12:47:13 PM

tehl33troxor: Cut it out with the leetspeak. It's not clever and it doesn't make you cool.

There's a special irony hidden in this post. Can you find it?

Loki009		2006-02-21 12:47:27 PM

Mike: Random links might be a funny April Fools gag for this year, though...

(but deliberately and within a particular date range this time)

Gotta work with the filter again too... thats classic

jeremyjx		2006-02-21 12:47:54 PM

I work for Fark.com, so I must say that I am finding most of these comments amusing.

/got nuthin'

Novart		2006-02-21 12:48:09 PM

Yea I though Fark was going to require you pay now -_-

Screamingredmenace		2006-02-21 12:48:11 PM

2006-02-21 12:46:22 PM Screamingredmenace
2006-02-21 12:46:22 PM phaedrusiszen

That was my first Green Simulpost. *swoon*

phaedrusiszen		2006-02-21 12:48:14 PM

Twitch OSX: Jessica Alba??

*fap*

That's the one.

Twitch OSX		2006-02-21 12:48:26 PM

Fight Club? Oh.. I think I know what yer talking about.. yea well, I feel bad for upsetting anybody that night anyway. Especially those that REALLY took offense to something I considered funny.

phaedrusiszen		2006-02-21 12:48:54 PM

Screamingredmenace: *swoon*

*Catches Screamingredmenace*

WebVoodoo		2006-02-21 12:49:48 PM

Mike: Submitting over 50 links about it to the queue does NOT help

Yeah, someone (Whamdangler??) is going to have to recalculate when the 2,000,000th link will be now.

The NaSkAr		2006-02-21 12:50:05 PM

Training for next weekend.

oh crap, I'm screwed.

middleoftheday		2006-02-21 12:50:37 PM

Tealeaf: But it was funny, and humor is a good way to get through a crisis, no? If we do not laugh together, we cry alone. And no one wants that.

Well, uh, I guess. I just thought the "tasting purple" thing was mildly amusing just cause I'd never heard it before and it sounds like something someone's crazy grandma would say. Excessive submission did ensue, however.

Tyee		2006-02-21 12:51:01 PM

So where is the Foobies tab?

phaedrusiszen		2006-02-21 12:51:28 PM

Tyee: So where is the Foobies tab?

It's still there in Totalfark.
Hmm.

maffick		2006-02-21 12:51:51 PM

2006-02-21 12:51:01 PM Tyee

just goto foobies.com

middleoftheday		2006-02-21 12:53:37 PM

Twitch OSX: Jessica Alba??

What do you suppose she's doing with her hand there? It looks like she might be casting a spell of some sort.

dewars-rocks		2006-02-21 12:54:24 PM

Dear Drew,

Thanks for scheduling a systems problem while I was napping.

Sincerely,

Dewars

BaronVonAsshat		2006-02-21 12:54:52 PM

tehl33troxor: I may be missing something here, but are you being sarcastic, or is that post just really ironic (considering your name and all)?

/jus' sayin'

phaedrusiszen		2006-02-21 12:56:39 PM

middleoftheday: What do you suppose she's doing with her hand there?

Turning me on.

The NaSkAr		2006-02-21 12:58:43 PM

So where is the Foobies tab?

Mike took it away until everyone learns to use Farkback instead of clogging the queue

Tyee		2006-02-21 12:59:26 PM

Is the Foobies tag coming back? I hate having to type it out one handed.

mrexcess		2006-02-21 12:59:49 PM

Mike: Woohoo, I did it right! Where's my gold star? :)

MudGuster		2006-02-21 01:01:51 PM

Mike:
Foobies is still there. It's not going anywhere. Just the links to it went away.

Thank ...[]... for that! Glad to hear it! Sort of. That would be if I ever looked there, that is.

So... why is the link going away? Is this just to appease the Chinese, or is this only for the Jim Baker "southern-baptististas"? Or mayhap to avoid a benign pron filter somewhere in amurika?

/foobers
//boogety

StrikitRich		2006-02-21 01:02:17 PM

No comments on this yet in the Digg link? Doesn't Kevin's server deserve a workout, too?

meshman		2006-02-21 01:04:47 PM

"Submitting over 50 links about it to the queue does NOT help."

Oh crap.

*shuts down headline posting bots*

Boomhauer		2006-02-21 01:05:04 PM

Mike: Submitting over 50 links about it to the queue does NOT help.

img156.imageshack.us

FARK does not work that way!

/obligatory

Fat-D		2006-02-21 01:06:12 PM

nobody diggs this?

goeniegoegoe		2006-02-21 01:13:17 PM

Hehehe, I submitted this digg link with a very bad headline, I stand corrected mods :)

Shadow Blasko		2006-02-21 01:15:28 PM

Hey Mike.. if you are still around.. Can you email me please?

(In profile.. Its related to piggiestuff)

/Cell-sorb reslling now!
//And a particular food that rhymes with poopy machine.

blueswoman		2006-02-21 01:26:47 PM

Mike
sorry, but ... it got it fixed, didn't it

/didn't submit 50 personally, only about 49
//NOT

tehl33troxor		2006-02-21 01:47:11 PM

Yes I was being sarcastic. But overuse of anything can be tiring.

snikrepkire		2006-02-21 01:50:58 PM

I thought I was being punished with teleportitis for submitting a parody link.

Admins and/or mods should be able to mete out more interesting punishments than bananaramination.
Make everything you post pink for a week, for instance.

cowpunch		2006-02-21 01:51:43 PM

Pfft. I submitted this with a better headline.

LT L		2006-02-21 02:01:37 PM

Um, yeah...got a wieners link at work. In the Navy. On active duty. And male.

/hilarity ensued for the rest of the office
//demand a Heineken for mental anguish suffered

PenguinCam		2006-02-21 02:08:13 PM

Am I the only one who is still experiencing some glitches in the Fartrix?

dewihafta		2006-02-21 02:08:35 PM

I was worried...what else am I gonna do to keep myself entertained?

/can't fap at work
//fapping's hard when you're female
///heheheh...I wrote "hard"

PenguinCam		2006-02-21 02:09:00 PM

oops, Farktrix?

MrToast		2006-02-21 02:13:59 PM

Please save the weird shiat for April 1.

SecretAgentWoman		2006-02-21 02:42:48 PM

I, for one, enjoyed watching the link submissions in the queue go crazy. It gave me something to read while fark got fixed. *shrug*

/I wasn't one of the submitters