Her name will either be Ouch or HolyshiatThatHurt.

Here's Dave with his 15.4 lb. striped bass -



Try shoving that out your cooter.

DblDad: The little darlin' was born on February 19-21.


heh.

I have my legs crossed just thinking about that, and I'm a bloke.

Is that a lot or something? God... stop biatching and get back in the damn kitchen. It's not like she did a man's job or something.

My grandfather was 10 pounds, and I thought that was a lot, but DAMN!

Fatass.

Get some exercise you lazy newborn!

She's gonna grow up to be the Shaq of of women's basketball.

No dunking, but good fundamentals!

The baby was born with five pounds of cocaine balloons in her stomach.

/obvious?

a teacher in my high school gave birth to a 13 pounder. she busted like every capilary in her face. when she returned to work park time like 6 months later her face was still bright red

And it came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin'.

Ouch is right, you should've seen the fingernail marks in that guys hand.

so this is above average?

Pic of giant McDonalds babies in 3...2...1...

C-Section, morans. RTFA!

Here's a photo of the little tyke:

I've known quite a few columbian (and other south american) girls, and based on their sexual histories I'd think they could get a 20 pounder out of there no problem.

/these were the rich columbian kids (in america) of columbian families that were rich for generations, who never have jobs and shop all the time - usually an unbelievably slutty bunch.

After 39 weeks? Thats not fair. Of course she's bigger, she cooked for longer.

More baby means more doodie :(

I thought they weighed everything in kilograms down there...

7 kilos and ONLY 22 inches??

I think those doctors forgot to switch to the metric system and actually read pounds as kilos.

Here's a picture of the tired mother, post-delivery:

My brother was 11 lbs and was born in a teaching hospital. They brought all the interns around to point and stare at my mom.

Submitter meant to say Colombian woman gives birth to 6.99 kilo baby girl. Ow

There fixed it.

Annoyance: Do you really think the father has a hand left?

"Local woman gives birth to baby elephant."

Wheres the picture when you need it.

I was 10lbs 8oz.

But my birth mom didn't wuss out with a lame c-section.

although...

I *was* put up for adoption...

I'm sure it's a coicidence.

she had a c-section...

/your joke just got pwned.
//mua ha ha ha ha
///rtfa

For a moment there I thought the baby's name was "arranca," which means to start or to crank up.

I ripped mommy a new one !!!!

That's one big puppy.

\\must be a St. Bernard
\\Or a Great Dane!

I'm hung like this baby.

15 pounds!?!?! Good Lawd!!!!

Gestational diabetes is fun!

This happens in third-world places, all the time. Everyone I know who was born abnormally large, was born in a shiat-hole, like India, or the mom had GD.

I was 10.8 and yes I was a C-section

honestly i was more interested in the Monty Python advertisement...

woohoo! Monty Python, public broadcasting, feb. 22, 9/8c!

/giggity

Hold on a sec...lemme send that to my pregnant wife :)

Maybe it didn't hurt, and was just oblong? One could only hope. :)

btw Clop, 11lbs, natural birth.

/flex

Farker_Texas,

I read her name as Arachna. Her name is Spider, what?

I was butt-first, no c-section. Don't know my weight, suspect I was a nine-pounder.

But 15? FARKING OW!

quite the pain to find:

I was 4.9 lbs at birth, 6 wks early, C-section. The umbilical cord wrapped around my neck. In my mom's words, "You wanted OUT."

Now I'm 5'10" 245 lbs, and I dwarf everyone in my family (dad 5'6", mom 5'4", sister 5'2").

Pudgy, but not fat. 'Cuz I rock like that.

/If they could see me now!
//Oh wait, they can
///Slashy.

I was 10lbs 9 ounces, all natural vaginal birth no painkillers. Needless to say, I'm always very nice to my mom.

/Like throwing a tic tac down a subway tunnel

I was born 3 weeks late, 9lbs, 11oz, 23.5", natural birth. My mother is barely 5 feet tall. It's a wonder she still loves me.

/almost 2 feet tall at birth, now I'm 5'9"
//screw you short family and your vertically challenged genes.