Damn those little donkeys!

que que?

Must have been one hell of a party!

Puking blood. Gotta love alcohol poisoning. I really don't know why someone would drink enough to almost kill themselves. Know your limits.

"I've got a giant burrito here. I need backup with sour-cream and jalapenos stat!"

/got nothin'.

from TFA: A safe haven law passed by the Legislature last year provides limited immunity for underage drinkers who call 911 to get help for someone who's had too much to drink.

does this mean they give you a ride home too?

Beer, orange vodka, wine, and rum... I miss high school.

Was he hot on the outside but cold on the inside?

JC

So, did his friends ditch him there because he was puking up blood? Seems a little, I don't know, not cool.

Hrmm. I was expecting a burrito costume. Kid in a blanket != human burrito!

Also: that safe haven law doesn't seem to be very useful. Eight kids (yes, 8, despite the 5 mentioned in the headline) were cited for underage drinking... sounds like a pretty shiatty immunity to me!

Hrmm. I was expecting a burrito costume. Kid in a blanket != human burrito!

Or at least wrapped in tin foil!

JoeCowboy: Yeah,he should have turned him over after a minute and a half.

First semester freshman year of college, I was not doing well...hrm. It was near the end of the semester and I basically tanked two finals. I was not a happy camper.

After waking up the next evening in my dorm room covered in bruises and puking blood, I learned 2 very valuable lessons: Alcohol causes one to think they can do anything (the bruises were the result of a big fight...over a girl of course...where I ended up getting tossed in a dumpster), and drinking while angry thinking it will make it all better is one of the more stupid things one can do in life.

There's a whole hell of a lot more to that story and I am sure the statute of limitations is well past, but, uh...only my best buds (including the one who pulled me out of the dumpster) know the whole thing.

Live and learn.

holy crap!
denver must be boring, drinking yourself to death is a little difficult.

It wasn't blood, he was just leaking a lil salsa...

Wow, I am afraid Colorado is really begging for its own tag with stupidity like this O_O

Yikes. If you drink too much you're gonna have a bad time. If you are a low lander and come here and drink too much (the same you normally do) you are gonna have a bad time. If you drink till you puke blood and/or die.....

This one time I dressed as a burrito and wound up drunk on a guy's front porch. The cops issued me a token fine, like $50 or something.

So when I got to court, I asked if I could pay cash. They said "Sure." So I hand them 25 two-dollar bills...

This safe haven law sounds like an example of responsible law making. Legislators saw a problem (drinking deaths) and thought of a way to prevent it (not charging those who report it.) I'm in shock, it really sounds like a good idea. Too bad it sounds like they hadn't passed the news on to the cops though...

Meh, I remember the day when I went to my car to go to work and I found a homeless mexican living in it. After I chased him off, I had to air it out for about three hours before I could drive it without retching. The scent that continuously seeped from my passenger seat permeated my entire car and smelled like stale beer, fermented urine, and sweat soaked into the week old carcass of a wet dog. Let's say I learned to always lock the car.
That was when I lived in an apartment roughly by Mississippi and Peoria, a joyous neighborhood to behold. I remember a couple of weeks after I moved out someone kicked down the door of the guys upstairs and shot two of them, and it wasn't Denver Pd. (or is that Aurora?)
Good times

For the record, it wasn't me.

OBEY!