SchlingFo

I figured the Rakkasans would've torn them apart if they got word of them doing that kind of shiat on post.

Unfortunately, the Rakkasans have been in northern Iraq since September/October. I definitely know what you mean, though.

/loves the Rakkasans
//In combat with them in Afghanistan and Iraq
///One more slash for the bikers

What about the Mormons though?

/haven't been mentioned in 5 minutes
//looking to start a religious war
///need to work on my cartoons instead

Doggie McNugget: As repugnant as Phelps is, how is what he's saying different than the Bible? God destroyed 2 cities with fire, said homosexuals were an abomination, a few other places where homosexuality was listed specifically as a sin. And I doubt the people killed in Sodom would be floating around in heaven right now. So what's worse, telling gays they're going to hell or raining fire upon them?

According to the Bible, Phelps is right.

The New Testament is a lot less violent and hateful. And it is supposed to overrule the Old Testament. If you see Jesus as simply a historical figure, a reformist preacher, stories like Sodom and Gomorrah are specifically what he was trying to "reform" against. If you see him as the "Son of God", then he was forging a new covenant with man... but the message is the same.

Ulatoh

Sounds like it was lots of fun. :D Kudos to you all.

I invite Phelps to a soldiers funeral down here at Fort Carson Colorado. I know a drive by paintballing that is sure to make them wonder if its worth doing :D

Phelps is totally obsessed with anything homosexual. It all comes down to the ghey.

He must be hiding something.
What could it be, what could it be?
Smoovement probably knows.

Wow, just wow!

Phelps also wrote a book in the 1980s with his son-in-law, Brent D. Roper, called The Conspiracy. In the book, Roper and Phelps claim to possess evidence that AIDS spontaneously generated in Africa; Truman Capote contracted the disease during an orgy with African tribesmen; Capote then gave the disease to John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe by playing football with them; and that the CIA assassinated all three to prevent the spread of the disease. Phelps published and distributed the book himself; it was also sold in the back of Peter J. Peters catalogue of extremist literature, and thus became a widely circulated text among such groups as the Ku Klux Klan, Aryan Brotherhood, and Christian Identity.

from here

I'm absolutely amazed that this fool hasn't been killed yet.

I now stand corrected, George W. Bush is the SECOND biggest asshat in this country.

Sloth_DC



He wore a hat in church? Abomination!



You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The trick to hurting Phelps is to attack him without giving him headlines or news soundbytes, the attention he craves. I have an idea:

I like these few photoshops of Phelps being gay, in this thread.

We need a dedicated "Fred Phelps Having Sex With Guy(s)" photoshop contest. Difficulty: MUST be NSFW. And very real looking. Better still, make it look like hidden camera footage, or voyeur footage, like it really happened.

Then, these shots will get distributed all over the net, and anywhere Phelps is discussed online, the images will follow.

smeegle

Phelps is totally obsessed with anything homosexual. It all comes down to the ghey.

He must be hiding something.
What could it be, what could it be?

The sausage?

Don't worry folks, Mike Haggar is on the case and soon a multitude of justice laden flying pile drivers will ensue.

GiantRobot

No doubt.

snicker.. on that note, I break for lunch my dears.

krovvy: How the hell did they become apologists for war criminals?

What the fark are you talking about? Are you calling dead soldiers "war criminals?"

Fiddlesticks. A moment's more thought and I would have used these instead:

I hope my funeral has bikers and protesters.
And pie.

What I want to know is:

Why is Fred Phelps accusing the Armed Forces of supporting homosexuality, when they are an institution that actively discriminates AGAINST homosexuals?

Where are the Illinois nazis in all of this?

The Bond Company Stooge: Where are the Illinois nazis in all of this?


they're saying " duuude... not cool"

These guys showed up for my friend Jerry's funeral in December. It was windy and miserably cold and they stood their ground throughout the entire funeral.

Phelps went to the trouble of creating a hate flier for their upcoming protest of his funeral, but never actually showed. I guess their burning hatred is abated by the cold.

AgeOfReason: You all support him and gave him the green light. You may say things like you do above but it is your support that drives him. Farking moran xians, this is start of the result of your hateful agenda. You will be stopped, reasonable people will stand against you soon.

I don't know what's worse...Phelps protesting funerals or the fact that you really think this piece of shiat represents even a small fringe of Christianity. Given half a chance I'd shoot this son of a biatch (Phelps) and serve my time. This farker deserves to die and you deserve a phat, wet slap for even thinking that this asshole speaks for Christianity at all. Ya'll want "Christian Outrage"? Hand me a Remington 700, I'll show you some outrage.

spleef420: AgeOfReason: You all support him and gave him the green light. You may say things like you do above but it is your support that drives him. Farking moran xians, this is start of the result of your hateful agenda. You will be stopped, reasonable people will stand against you soon.

I don't know what's worse...Phelps protesting funerals or the fact that you really think this piece of shiat represents even a small fringe of Christianity. Given half a chance I'd shoot this son of a biatch (Phelps) and serve my time. This farker deserves to die and you deserve a phat, wet slap for even thinking that this asshole speaks for Christianity at all. Ya'll want "Christian Outrage"? Hand me a Remington 700, I'll show you some outrage.



we're missing an opportunity here, what we need to do is lock this asshole up with the idiots who perpetrated abu-ghraib, and let them have fun /w him, then get rid of the whole lot.

This phelps guy really pisses me off. Im from a small rural town in oklahoma, and i have 8 or 10 friends in the military.

and you know what, they ARE protecting gays. They're protecting every american because thats what they SWORE to do.

/god bless the troops
//see, even us radical left-wingers love the troops

My friend has a theory that if the faithful didn't have agnostics and the Constitution to fight against, they'd self destruct by destroying each other. Hmmmm....

cornswalled What part of "Hate the sin, love the sinner," is [Phelps] missing?

Nothing. Seems like he's got it down to a science. This is indeed the logical extension of that vile "hate the sin..." sentiment.

TIP: Jesus didn't say, "Hate the neighborhood, but love your neighbor."

(Just the last bit. I checked.)

The protests are just a front for getting people to do something stupid (like punching them).

Then, their team of lawyers sue the piss out of them. This isn't some normal organization by any means.

I doubt they're even religious.

-Greven

Evil_Greven: The protests are just a front for getting people to do something stupid (like punching them).

Then, their team of lawyers sue the piss out of them. This isn't some normal organization by any means.

I doubt they're even religious.

-Greven

which means you just have to find a way to incapacitate them all at once... say... an improvised explosive device?

In a country the size of America . . .

With all the millions upon millions of autos traversing its highways and byways how is it that Phelps hasn't "accidently fallen in front of a bus" by now?

Just curious.

Phelps needs an IED shoved up his arse.

"Hero" tag hardly does it. These guys are Superheroes in my book.

Phelps should be served his own goodies on a bed of rice.

Phelps.... Grrrr.... I hate this guy.

How does an evil old bastwitch like this remain alive for so long, while good people perish daily? Koresh had nothing on this fellow.

This man, my dearies, is the very definition of "evil" if you must ascribe to such moral absolutes.

smoovement: When anti-war activists gather outside Walter Reed and get a "its free speech" pass from the left - its pretty frigg'n obvious you guys care more about the embarassment of a homosexual basher than you do for the dead soldier. Who do you think you're kidding?

When anti-war protestors gather outside military hospitals they are protesting the failed policy that put soldiers in harm's way.

I challenge you to show me one example of a mainstream left group protesting our military, or an individual soldier?

Well, if your girlfriend has ever stayed at Walter Reed army hospital then she probably would have seen the friends of some of your fellow farkers there protesting her.

I have stayed at Walter Reed (fairly recently), and I would have welcomed an anti-war presence during my several weeks of recovery there.

/I am a combat vet.

I'm a Marine veteran of OIF, I also served in Bosnia and Somalia in the 90's, where did you serve, and where in the FCUK do you get off purporting to speak for others?

/anti-war liberal with a box full of medals

When a total stranger gets on a motorcycle in the middle of winter and drives 300 miles to hold a flag, that makes a powerful statement.

Errr, the statement being the total stranger is a total dickhead.

I think it would be funny to host a Gay Pride parade right down the middle of Phelps' protest. Everyone could take turns giving Freddie a lap dance while Cher's "Do You Believe" plays over massive stadium speakers.

smeegle: Phelps is totally obsessed with anything homosexual. It all comes down to the ghey.

He must be hiding something.
What could it be, what could it be?
Smoovement probably knows.

hehehe smeegle!

To me the most just solution to this attention whoring agent of hate is not violence but the oblivion of obscurity.

A law was just signed in Wisconsin yesterday that outlaws protesting at funerals. (Or maybe just military funerals.)

There are 16 other states that have passed, or are working on similar legislation.

Though, it's a little republican "Free speech zone" for my tastes... cemeteries are private property usually and the funeral can be said to be a religious event. So it's no different than outlawing protesting at a sunday mass.

/hopes Phelps and his entire family runs into someone with nothing to lose who chooses to make an example of them.
//an example of a nice flayed out deli-tray

Stopheles
What I want to know is:

Why is Fred Phelps accusing the Armed Forces of supporting homosexuality, when they are an institution that actively discriminates AGAINST homosexuals?

Because the US allows gays, lesbians and bisexuals to exist, even though they may not be completely accepted by society and the government. Merely halfway tolerating them is going too far and 'approving of their sinning'.

I assume that Mr Phelps wants them all rounded up and killed ASAP.

/As an aside, I would find it very interesting to see what would happen if everyone in society who wasn't 100% heterosexual was instantly outed.

Fred Phelps and family once paraded around a school bus filled with my sixth grade students. They were carrying signs that could only be described as obscene (men having anal sex.) I had no idea why they would be protesting at an exhibit called "Treasures of the Czars."

After I did some research I found out that one of the czars was "rumored" to be gay. The whole experience turned into one of those "teachable moments" we look forward to and fear.

I have nothing but contempt for Fred Phelps. I don't believe in hell, but if there is such a place he belongs there.

Doggie McNugget As repugnant as Phelps is, how is what he's saying different than the Bible? God destroyed 2 cities with fire...So what's worse, telling gays they're going to hell or raining fire upon them? According to the Bible, Phelps is right.

Spectacular point! Now finish the story: God decided Lot was the only man from either city sufficiently righteous to save, so angels removed Lot to a cave. To demonstrate his righteousness (and console himself over the loss of his wife) he got drunk and farked his very young daughters two nights in a row. So....

According to the Bible, porking your kids is right.

/See, Doggie, I can completely misrepresent Bible stories too!!
//It's interesting that only Christian translations depict the cities' residents as homosexuals.
///I've personally met exactly two Christians who don't sound like this guy, and they were married to each other.

Doggie McNugget: And I doubt the people killed in Sodom

What does homosexuality have to do with being a poor host?

Because that's what Sodom was punished for, you know.

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom:
She and her daughters were arrogant,
overfed and unconcerned;
they did not help the poor and needy.


Ezekiel 16:49

What's queers got to do with that? Hell, the queers I know are the most gracious hosts you can imagine, and they throw the best parties!

Don't worry about the protest bans at funerals... they'll be declared unconstitutional at some point.

But the message will have been sent, regardless, and who protests at funerals anyway? I mean, really... No one even protested at Reagan's funeral, and there was such a outpouring of anger over his handling (or lack thereof) of the AIDS epidemic.

Back on track

GiantRobot As an aside, I would find it very interesting to see what would happen if everyone in society who wasn't 100% heterosexual was instantly outed.

....and there in the middle of the street, in the middle of town, in the middle of nowhere, stood Moonshadow. Alone as the G-doses looked on.
He was the lone survivor of the gayzor blast.

Bwa hahahahaha....

Thanks to the wonders of MS Paint and someone else's imagination, this is SO what I'd like to have emblazoned on a placard to wave vigorously at the funeral of Fred Phelps:

My friends and I were just talking about joining this weekend.