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2006-02-17 11:59:41 PM
I am offering a price on the head of Muslims
only a tenth of a penny, but if you kill enough of them it could add up<<<

Umm,, that's pretty bad. I'm not exactly an angel when it comes to this war, and I admit, when talking about the war in Iraq I can say some pretty off the wall stuff. But you're acting way out of line here bud. Pennys are pretty easy to come by. I've got jugs of them. A tenth? Just pay the whole freaking cent dude. It's worth it. I'm not bartering you see, just trying to be reasonable.
 
2006-02-18 12:03:01 AM
I agree. Talk is cheap. Now, actually making some glass parking lots might get us somewhere.

SEMPER FI...HOO RA!

/I guess you win! Thread over!
 
2006-02-18 12:07:46 AM
Space Cowboy,

Stop shoving your political and religious views down other peoples throats. There are more subtle ways of,, oh wait.
 
2006-02-18 12:09:17 AM
Them 3rd world sand monkey ain't got a million..
/ They got a billion flies and the heat to match..
// Goofy morans are killing themselves over cartoons..
/// LOL
 
2006-02-18 12:09:31 AM
Whats weird, is the Muslims Ive spoken to say that Jesus was the greatest prophet, and Moe (Lets just call him Moe) was the last...

So what the fark? Why dont they follow the teachings of Jesus the man? Hello.. peace? Helloo....... Why dont they farking freak when Jesus gets dropped in urine?

More and more Im beginning to think it is us or them..
 
2006-02-18 12:13:12 AM
spacecowboy


well you'll fit in nicely with the other trolls locked in fark's basement....
 
2006-02-18 12:13:32 AM
You know, the shiat that's going on in the Muslim world right now is just further proof that, even if Bush HAD gone in with the intention of bringing democracy to the middle east (which he didn't, but let's leave that flamewar for another time), he'd STILL have failed miserably.

These people don't want democracy, they want theocracy. They don't want freedom of speech, they want everybody who offends them to die.

Granted, Bush and the Religious Right seem the same way sometimes, but at least they don't go around torching people for completely unrelated people drawing cartoons.
 
2006-02-18 12:14:23 AM
SpaceCowboy: This is my Boobies in this thread.

ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS.


You lost me at your beautiful filter ownage...
 
2006-02-18 12:24:33 AM
(to the muppet monomonon song)
Mohammedan
Doo-doooooo-do-do-do
Mohammedan
Doo-do-do-doooo
Mohammedan
Doo-dooooooo do-do-do
Do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do

PS Timely as always
 
2006-02-18 12:35:29 AM
namatad: I am offering a price on the head of muslims
only a tenth of a penny, but if you kill enough of them it could add up


---

While I literally LOL'ed at that, your offer doesn't hold a candle to the US government's.

I believe if you enlist, they pay you at least several thousand dollars a year. Plus, you don't even have to kill any muslims, just try.
 
2006-02-18 12:47:15 AM
Yankees Team Gynecologist
There will be no victory over the Muslims if we miss. Seriously, we need make mosque shaped roach motels and drop them into convinient spots around the world.
I'm normally anti genocide, but I'm fairly sure if half the world's muslims bit the big one the redistribution of wealth and jobs in the islamic nations would up the quality of life and lower the global rate of crime.
Humans, as a rule, don't explode themselves to kill inocent people; muslim extremists do.
 
2006-02-18 12:48:03 AM
enave Because they are liberals and as a rule, they hate everything about the USA. xtianity is considered a symbol of the US, so they hate it. Islam is a symbol of "not the USA" so they love it.

You can't possibly think that without some severe form of mental retardation. You must have one of those huge heads!
 
2006-02-18 12:48:43 AM
I feel bad for any country within a nuclear radius of Denmark.
 
2006-02-18 12:58:02 AM
Lewis: Because all religions, like all cultures, are equal don'tcha know.

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All religions ARE equal.

But all cultures are not.

Religion is only as good as the containing culture. Note that in America, and during the enlightened Caliphate, you do/did have moderate Muslims condemning violence. In the present-day Middle East, Medieval Europe, or Ireland during violent times, you have/had Christians doing or supporting unspeakable acts.

Both the Bible and the Koran go off about conquering the unbelievers, and so forth. (They both also condemn murder.) The less literally you interpret your religion's BS book, the "better" that religion seems.

So in other words, the better religions are really just the ones that aren't followed as strictly. (Note that this is not the same as doing the OPPOSITE of what religion tells you. You can abandon or spurn religion and still happen to do much of what it preaches, like not committing murder.)

What does that say about religion, when in general the less of it, the better?

Islam has already had a progressive era, about a thousand years ago. Christianity is still in its first one. As long as we're comparing religions, you could say Islam is "ahead" of Christianity in that respect. Only time will tell.
 
2006-02-18 01:03:30 AM
doglover: There will be no victory over the Muslims if we miss.

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Maybe, but we're missing right now. And on purpose. Unless Bin Laden is actually in Iraq.
 
2006-02-18 01:03:40 AM
I believe if you enlist, they pay you at least several thousand dollars a year. Plus, you don't even have to kill any muslims, just try.<<<

Yeah, but these days if you "Do" kill them, you may wind up in a US court for manslaughter. Where there to "change" them not protect ourselves. Did't you get the memo?
 
2006-02-18 01:05:39 AM
Is it ok if I just ask a simple question:
Are you allowed, in self defense, to kill someone who threatens to kill you? If someone goes on CNN and declares "$1 million for the head of Drestin Black" - would it be unreasonable for me to want his head first?

My point is; why can't we just flat out kill (no mincing words) people who threaten us with death? Guy steps up (don't care if he's a cleric or a clerk) and declares jihad, I declare war back - may the best man win. Fatwah? Suck on my fat wad buddy...

Is this so complicated?

I'm so so soooo sick of this - can it be any more obvious that we are dealing with fanatical religious nutjobs who hate our very being and desire only our ultimate demise? And if so, what oh what would be wrong with killing them all?
 
2006-02-18 01:11:23 AM
ununcle: Yeah, but these days if you "Do" kill them, you may wind up in a US court for manslaughter. Where there to "change" them not protect ourselves. Did't you get the memo?

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If they try to kill you when you try to change them, I think it's OK to shoot to kill.
 
2006-02-18 01:13:02 AM
Instead of just complaining, I'd like to provide a solution.

Rioting protestors? Meet my friend Ann. Ann has something she'd like to "say" to you:

Video

500 in 15 seconds... That outta change their tune a bit...
 
2006-02-18 01:21:19 AM
"The pay you are offering would neither fulfill me nor support the lifestyle I am living."
 
2006-02-18 01:30:53 AM
home.satx.rr.com


Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
 
2006-02-18 01:33:20 AM
Isn't it normal to just kill someone if you disagree with them or they make you angry? I guess it must be. These morons need to get a life ... losers. There's something here that stinks of extreme ignorance. It's so 4th grade. Of course, I must remember they are not the most educated people in the world and that they have minds like scared children who fear the wrath of Allah. They'll never make it on the global scene if they don't change. Hey, why aren't the "peaceful Muslims" doing more to clear their religion's reputation? Are there any peaceful Muslims? The media always seems to show the worst-case scenario. I guess it's because we're in a war over there. These people are just as if not more intolerant than Ultra-Christians. Pat Roberston might like to kill gays and non-Christians, but he doesn't actually do it. Of course, there's nothing I despise more than televangelists.
 
2006-02-18 01:33:56 AM
Randki: "Whats weird, is the Muslims Ive spoken to say that Jesus was the greatest prophet, and Moe (Lets just call him Moe) was the last..."

Well, Moe WAS the last prophet, wasn't he? After all, he outlived Larry, Curly and Shemp!
 
2006-02-18 01:38:52 AM
PeeWeePangolin

Thank you for posting something interesting. I wish that more people would actually read and try to understand a sitiation that they have no concept of, instead of declaring all muslims as crazy or stupid. The reason Islam is charactarised as being so ancient, is in fact because the vast majority of islamic nations are ruled by governments that may as well be ancient. It is a fact, when you life is nothing more than a heaping pile of @#$# you have nothing more to live for other than faith.

Consider Turkey, it is almost entirely Muslim, but by no means radical. I have been there, it is quite modernised and the people are very pleasant. And I didn't meet anyone there who hated Americans, or thought it was logical to be a suicide bomber. What they did hate was our overly religious fundamentalist president.

Being radical comes in many forms. It is ignorant to go nuts over a cartoon. But it is also ignorant to suggest that killing these people is the solution.

Immagine the state of the world right now if the US had not acted so brashly in the post 911 years. We had the world on our side, and we pissed it away. We were the radical ones that invaded a country because our president had a personal vendeta. We condemed our troops to death by doing this. We left a country in shambles, with no end in sight. We were the FARKTARDS!!!
 
2006-02-18 01:44:29 AM
I'm getting real tired of these farking nut cases. Let's institute a Marshal Plan to create alternative fuel sources and let that region of the world rot. I mean, just rot.
 
2006-02-18 01:50:33 AM
Parking in metropolitan areas is expensive. I recently paid $25 to park for a few hours in San Francisco. I was angry.

Glass.parking.lot!!11!! More parking for everyone!
 
2006-02-18 02:04:23 AM
Scandalous

Parking in metropolitan areas is expensive. I recently paid $25 to park for a few hours in San Francisco. I was angry.

Glass.parking.lot!!11!! More parking for everyone!

Heee... I love lawyers. Not many do, but I do. Wait!!! they hate mechanics too..fark!!!

Nothing like a good lawyer.

Cheers to Scandalous may he pass the bar and move to Houston....I need a good litigator

 
2006-02-18 02:51:32 AM
seventhson
The reason they hate our president is that every anti-US bit of media declare he is, as you claim, a verly religious fundamentalist president. No aside from saying God every once and a while, I have a difficult time telling the difference between him and, lets just say, the last 5 presidents. Does he instruct us to go to church, covert the unwashed pagans of the world, what exactly does he do that make him a "verly religious fundamentalist president". Is it because we are fighting against people who happen to be muslims?

Yes I can "imagine the state of the world right now if the US had not acted so brashly in the post 911 years." You know what it looks like? The same as it did after the Cole bombing and Kobar (sic?)towers. We didnt act "brashly" or rather boldy, then and see what it got us.

In stead of saying what we are doing wrong, what would you have us do? Please drop the dem. talking points and come up with some ideas.
 
2006-02-18 02:58:51 AM
toekneebullard: What would happen if when they said things like this we just replied with, "So?" and walked away?

I think the world would look a whole lot different.


I like the way you think.
 
2006-02-18 03:01:12 AM
Bendite: Remeber that ashat Judge Moore who seemed to cry just as much when his 10 little commandments went away?

Remeber the uproar and hatred from the Christians in our own country? They were SCREAMING mad. The angry demonstrations? The vile comments form them? Remember? All over a statue.

One and the same. One and the same.


I don't remember violent riots or people dying. Just some people who don't understand the US constitution very well, despite their best, but misguided, intentions.

//lives in Alabamistan
///is Christian
////thinks Roy Moore should be thrown to the Muslim protestors...oops, that wasn't a very Christian thought
///// still thinks Roy Moore should be thrown to the Muslim protestors wearing this t-shirt
 
2006-02-18 03:31:08 AM
"If the West can place a bounty on Osama bin Laden and Zawahri we can also announce reward for killing the man who has caused this sacrilege of the holy Prophet."

How could you even equate the two things? The audacity of these people...
 
2006-02-18 03:35:15 AM
wadems: I'm getting real tired of these farking nut cases. Let's institute a Marshal Plan to create alternative fuel sources and let that region of the world rot. I mean, just rot.

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Best plan ever, and I've been saying it for some time.

This images.securedwebform.com and this www.whywehatebush.com have done more to help Al Qaeda and militant Islam than any bleeding-ass liberal on the face of the planet.
 
2006-02-18 03:43:19 AM
I would think the Norweigans could come up w/ a better offer than $42,000 and a beat up AMC Pacer to counter the bounty.

Forget the A-bombs and weapons. Supply every Muslim w/ a nice widescreen TV, ban DVD players and VCR's. Set up a StarBucks on every corner. Get them hooked on caffeine, so they can't sleep.

Then jam all of their television transmissions w/ repeats of "The Simple Life", "Newlyweds", MTV, "The Bachelor", etc.

After a week of mind numbing crap, they should be as docile as sheep.
 
2006-02-18 04:18:13 AM
Dear Fundamentalist Muslims,

The Dark Ages was over about 500 years ago, welcome to the Age of Enlightenment. Sorry, but you have to progress up to the Information Age.

Love,

An American who thinks you need to play "Rise of Nations" a few times to 'Get It'.

//Stealth Bombers up w/ Nuke Silos ready, Armageddon count is at 15, game on!
 
2006-02-18 05:05:37 AM
yeah a priest offering a bounty on someone's head pretty much contradicts the "religion of peace" garbage i've been hearing about islam.

everyone knows christianity is the religion of peace, islam is the religion of revenge.
 
2006-02-18 05:16:05 AM
upsdrvr: I would think the Norweigans could come up w/ a better offer than $42,000 and a beat up AMC Pacer to counter the bounty.

Forget the A-bombs and weapons. Supply every Muslim w/ a nice widescreen TV, ban DVD players and VCR's. Set up a StarBucks on every corner. Get them hooked on caffeine, so they can't sleep.

Then jam all of their television transmissions w/ repeats of "The Simple Life", "Newlyweds", MTV, "The Bachelor", etc.

After a week of mind numbing crap, they should be as docile as sheep.



Dude, if I had to watch those shows, I think it would make me MORE likely to want to blow myself up, not less...
 
2006-02-18 05:21:16 AM
varezz: Cheers to Scandalous may he pass the bar and move to Houston....I need a good litigator

Dear Sir, [insert random legalese here to make myself sound smart], be careful of what you wish for. It just might happen!

Actually, I was considering moving to Houston (sorry if I am threadjacking). I heard from the people I know over there (aunts/uncles that I only see every couple of years) that the worst problem is the horrendous traffic. What is your overall opinion of Houston, from a quality-of-life perspective? By that, I mean: 1) housing 2) ladies 3) transportation 4) nightlife 5) people tolerating me as a politically centrist person?
 
2006-02-18 05:40:20 AM
the_undertow

Thank You!

/just to make things fair, i want to buy a t-shirt with one picture of him on the front with his hat bomb on, the other on the back with his hat bomb head either cut or blown off just like they teach their own.

//just being respectful of current customs...
 
2006-02-18 07:25:17 AM
2006-02-17 05:45:44 PM CavemanCometh

I'll give a $5 dollar award to anyone that gives this cleric a wedgie in front of his congregation. $10 dollars if you have proof. Thats right, underpants.......girls underpants.

I will support & raise it to $$50.00 dollars:)
Please post or display video of this action to verify .
 
2006-02-18 07:27:42 AM
2006-02-17 05:57:52 PM ossarac

HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE "RELIGION OF PEACE"TM!!!

You mean like this?

img.photobucket.com

Hey, as far as I'm concerned, you're ALL murderous asshats. Christian, Muslim, the whole farking lot of you.
 
2006-02-18 07:35:18 AM
You know, after hearing so much about this bullshiat in the past few days, I've decided something.

And no, it's not the "Diehard Christians are murderous assholes just like Diehard Muslims" thing. That I knew already.

I am now praying for a worldwide epidemic of bird flu. I actually want a few billion people wiped out by disease.

Why? Because we obviously don't deserve what we have.

As long as religious farktards are busy killing other religious farktards, nobody wins.

So bring it on, Bird Flu. Cull the farking herd by a billion or three. We deserve it. Maybe after the epidemic dies out, the ones that are left will have a goddamn brain in their heads.

Probably not, but I can dream.
 
2006-02-18 07:40:26 AM
Frankencow

Submitter: Muslim Imams are NOT CLERICS!!!


Well, too farking bad. I don't care anymore what they're called. As far as I am concerned, the whole farking lot of them can die. I used to defend Islam against people who made stereotypes about it, but you know what? Those stereotypes are farking true. Maybe not for North American Muslims (I have met many, and they aren't murderous asshats, actually quite nice) but the Muslims in Europe and the Middle-East are just farking insane. I hate, hate, HATE to make such a broad accusation, but it's just being proven true over and over and over again. Going farking batshiat crazy over a drawing, nevermind that they draw pictures of jews as nazis, cannibals, and basically satan, but no, a few pictures of farking Modickhead and they go nuts. I don't give a shiat if it's against their holy laws, they don't apply to me. If I want to publish a drawing of mohammed raping a little girl while a dog licks his balls, I will. Freedom, baby.

/not submitter
//Militant Canadian
///almost wishes he hadn't quit the forces
 
2006-02-18 08:00:50 AM
So I take it theydidn't like the comic where Billy walks in on Dolly rollin' the bean?
 
2006-02-18 08:04:38 AM
electricmayhem: sfaulk...

what the hell does that cartoon say? I don't speak spanish!


Literally: "This is where the border's at."

"Do not cross this line. Seriously!" would be my shot at an English translation.
 
2006-02-18 08:05:43 AM
2006-02-18 07:40:26 AM LavenderWolf

Frankencow

Submitter: Muslim Imams are NOT CLERICS!!!

Well, too farking bad. I don't care anymore what they're called. As far as I am concerned, the whole farking lot of them can die. I used to defend Islam against people who made stereotypes about it, but you know what? Those stereotypes are farking true. Maybe not for North American Muslims (I have met many, and they aren't murderous asshats, actually quite nice) but the Muslims in Europe and the Middle-East are just farking insane. I hate, hate, HATE to make such a broad accusation, but it's just being proven true over and over and over again. Going farking batshiat crazy over a drawing, nevermind that they draw pictures of jews as nazis, cannibals, and basically satan, but no, a few pictures of farking Modickhead and they go nuts. I don't give a shiat if it's against their holy laws, they don't apply to me. If I want to publish a drawing of mohammed raping a little girl while a dog licks his balls, I will. Freedom, baby.

/not submitter
//Militant Canadian
///almost wishes he hadn't quit the forces

I agree 100%
The culture of the Middle east people is seriously Farked up
Is it the intense heat that is causing this insanity with arab people over there or something in the water ?
Either way they're actions are guaranteeing the Middle east will suffer serious military action ,possibly nuclear as the west will not sit idily by & allow this insanity to continue
France has already threatened a nuclear response in regards to any terrorist action !

A NATO hydrogen bomb will settle these isssues once & for all !
 
2006-02-18 08:08:19 AM
2006-02-18 03:43:19 AM upsdrvr

I would think the Norweigans could come up w/ a better offer than $42,000 and a beat up AMC Pacer to counter the bounty.

Forget the A-bombs and weapons. Supply every Muslim w/ a nice widescreen TV, ban DVD players and VCR's. Set up a StarBucks on every corner. Get them hooked on caffeine, so they can't sleep.


Isn't that essentially what France did with their welfare system for the Muslims? And how'd that work out for them?

Then jam all of their television transmissions w/ repeats of "The Simple Life", "Newlyweds", MTV, "The Bachelor", etc.

After a week of mind numbing crap, they should be as docile as sheep.
 
2006-02-18 08:15:37 AM
Can we put a $1 bounty on Muslim Imams?
Thats all they are worth
 
2006-02-18 09:22:35 AM
Lewis

I think it's that, well, you have to be politically correct, y'know, so if you're going to criticize one religion, then you really have to criticize them all.


And in doing that, they excuse islam. TODAY, someone in the world will die at the hands of an asshat screaming "Allah is great" What is the liberal response to that? "Well, 1000 years ago someone died at the hands of a christian." "Well, in 1982 an abortion clinic was bombed"

You know the "But Clinton..." line that conservatives sometimes do? Well liberals do something much much worse. They go back hundreds or thousands of years with their "But xtians..." comments so that they can excuse the violence of islam.

See, when a christian actually does something stupid, let's take Pat Robertson for example, when he does something stupid, he's all talk and nobody dies, but when he does it, we have a thread and we talk about Pat Robertson. nobody feels the need to say, "well, islam is way more violent." Nobody feels the need to excuse Pat Robertson's asshat remarks by talking about islam. But every time, every goddamn time there is a thread about violence in islam, dozens of people feel the need to excuse it by bringing up what christianity did thousands of years ago.

It's not political correctness, it's just being retarded.
 
rp.
2006-02-18 09:35:05 AM
Yes, but can he turn undead?
 
2006-02-18 09:48:29 AM
enave: And in doing that, they excuse islam. TODAY, someone in the world will die at the hands of an asshat screaming "Allah is great" What is the liberal response to that? "Well, 1000 years ago someone died at the hands of a christian." "Well, in 1982 an abortion clinic was bombed"

You know the "But Clinton..." line that conservatives sometimes do? Well liberals do something much much worse. They go back hundreds or thousands of years with their "But xtians..." comments so that they can excuse the violence of islam.

See, when a christian actually does something stupid, let's take Pat Robertson for example, when he does something stupid, he's all talk and nobody dies, but when he does it, we have a thread and we talk about Pat Robertson. nobody feels the need to say, "well, islam is way more violent." Nobody feels the need to excuse Pat Robertson's asshat remarks by talking about islam. But every time, every goddamn time there is a thread about violence in islam, dozens of people feel the need to excuse it by bringing up what christianity did thousands of years ago.

It's not political correctness, it's just being retarded.


This is one of the smartest and best political posts I've ever seen on Fark. Kudos.
 
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