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(Reuters)   Cleric offer $1 million bounty on Danish cartoonists -- $2 million on the Family Circus's Bil Keane   (go.reuters.com) divider line 418
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2006-02-17 05:59:05 PM  
Can anyone say..... religious war? Muslims vs Christians.

It seems to be heading that way. Will be better than the "Thrilla in Manilla" as Howard Cosell called it.
 
2006-02-17 05:59:11 PM  
2006-02-17 05:49:21 PM State_College_Arsonist

That looks a lot like my Mossberg 590, with "accessory lug".
 
2006-02-17 05:59:58 PM  
Proud to be an
www.storm.ca
 
2006-02-17 06:00:08 PM  
Ishidan

Lol, dood you spoke to soon, you should keep up to date on current events. Go look at the tapes they just found of Saddam talking about blowing up DC with his weapons he had. The only reason he got rid of them was because the US was coming in to get them. And dont say he got rid of them in 1991 after Gulf War 1, cause he used them to kill 30,000 kurds in 1993
 
2006-02-17 06:00:08 PM  
Ditto: How do you fire a baton?

-People outside of the law enforcement community usually refer to baton rounds as "beanbag rounds," seeing as that's pretty much the shape and consistency of the projectile. The round is meant to be less-than-lethal, meaning that you have a fairly good chance of living if a round hits you, though you still could die with the proper shot. If you've ever seen the Jackass movie, Knoxville takes a baton round in the stomach.
 
2006-02-17 06:00:30 PM  
if the danish newspaper had any nuts, they'd off a $2 million bounty on the iman that offered the $1 million bounty.

/turn the tables
 
2006-02-17 06:00:54 PM  
machoprogrammer: put a bounty on me, biatches


What is that he's holding? A horse tail butt plug?
 
2006-02-17 06:03:16 PM  
"If the West can place a bounty on Osama bin Laden and Zawahri we can also announce reward for killing the man who has caused this sacrilege of the holy Prophet," Qureshiatold Reuters, referring to the al Qaeda leader and his deputy Ayman al Zawahri.

Hmm. Let's see. Osama orchestrated a real event that killed three thousand people. An individual drew a characature of a Muhammud, who at best has been dead for 700 years, at worst never existed.

My pile of evidence that religious people of any faith are farktards just got a little bigger.
 
2006-02-17 06:03:49 PM  
"Can anyone say..... religious war? Muslims vs Christians.

It seems to be heading that way. Will be better than the "Thrilla in Manilla" as Howard Cosell called it."

Yeah and we have great seats too. I can't wait to see who wins. Eventually, we will only have one pathetic religious cult to worry about. Just not sure which one yet.

Burning all flags and religious books = WORLD PEACE!
(not meant to disgrace YOUR country or YOUR God. It is just the facts.)
 
2006-02-17 06:04:03 PM  
djmed

I can't believe that he would be seen with someone that offers a bounty based on a cartoon:
www.isteve.com
 
2006-02-17 06:04:16 PM  
2006-02-17 06:00:54 PM Major Thomb
What is that he's holding? A horse tail butt plug?


I don't want to know how you know what that looks like.

"Man, don't put that cologne on me, my wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
"Go ahead and put that cologne on me, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!"
 
2006-02-17 06:05:13 PM  
D-lan: WTF is this "dumbass" tag for, it should be asisne. Although carictures of jesus smokin crack world have whitey riotin'!

Even better, in a jar of urine! Oh man, the destruction THOSE riots would cause!
 
2006-02-17 06:05:18 PM  
My new mantra?

RELIGION IS A MENTAL ILLNESS
 
2006-02-17 06:05:20 PM  
"All I said to my wife was, 'That cartoon was funny enough for Jehovah.'"
 
2006-02-17 06:05:51 PM  
My pile of evidence that religious people of any faith are farktards

While I agree that religionists tend to be irrational, the political correctness of your statement is over the top.

The evidence you gained from this particular circumstance speaks to one particular religion, and it's ok to say it.
 
2006-02-17 06:06:06 PM  
Fark that! Tell them Osama did it! ...and Zaquari was his publisher.

Problem solved.

Just what kind of piece of shiat car would they be throwing in on that deal anyway?
 
2006-02-17 06:07:13 PM  
"My new mantra?

RELIGION IS A MENTAL ILLNESS"

And a great display of weakness. God hates religion!
 
2006-02-17 06:08:00 PM  
And yet, Fred Basset continues.
 
2006-02-17 06:08:30 PM  
Can we put a bounty on this cleric?

I say, 50 bucks to bring me the chin whiskers of this Qureshi dude.
 
2006-02-17 06:08:52 PM  
Since when is it 'politically correct' to say farktards?

That is teh funny to me.
 
2006-02-17 06:09:05 PM  
Shouldn't the UN be taking out anybody who puts ransoms like this out on innocent people? Doesn't conspiring to commit murder across international borders make them international criminals? I know the UN generally doesn't get its hands dirty doing useful things these days, but I think this cartoon BS is a good oppurtunity to start. If the UN doesn't provide law and order on the world stage, then we are all at the mercy of wacko fundies like Bush and these rouge Imams.
 
2006-02-17 06:09:59 PM  
DayBreakBoys17:
///Hello NSA

Hi dude. 'Sup?
 
2006-02-17 06:10:15 PM  


Cathy and Marmaduke should fight it out in the Thunderdome FTW!!!!!!


yes. yes they should.
 
2006-02-17 06:11:02 PM  
Just what kind of piece of shiat car would they be throwing in on that deal anyway?

I think they will give the car to whomever kills the cartoonist and tell them, "Drive ______ to collect your reward."

As he drives away, they wil detonate the car and blame it on Monaco.
 
2006-02-17 06:11:18 PM  
Since when is it 'politically correct' to say farktards?

It's politically correct to say ALL religions are a little wacky, when the context is one in particular.
 
2006-02-17 06:11:59 PM  
Rupees

Boy, are those people going to be disappointed when they go to Denmark, kill the dude, and find out about the exchange rate.

Of course, they'd be doing fine if the returned to their homeland...
 
2006-02-17 06:12:12 PM  
Sigh...I never comment on the political threads. But no one else mentioned it, so absolutely great call, clark kent.
 
2006-02-17 06:12:13 PM  
OK...let's get the word out. OSAMA DREW THE CARTOON!
 
2006-02-17 06:13:03 PM  
No Such Agency

I think DayBreakBoys is confusing you with your older, much bigger brother.

/have we met?
 
2006-02-17 06:13:04 PM  
I'd have an easier time of this all if the comic in question had actually been funny.

are Danish people just really lame ?
 
2006-02-17 06:13:32 PM  
Irregardless: Can anyone say..... religious war? Muslims vs Christians.

It seems to be heading that way. Will be better than the "Thrilla in Manilla" as Howard Cosell called it.


More like "Muslims vs. non-Muslims, until there aren't any non-Muslims left. Then it'll be good & proper Muslims against traitors to the prophet."
 
2006-02-17 06:13:45 PM  
Dansker: Pydo:
Can someone post the picture in question? I've yet to see it.

Wikipedia has what you seek.



Here they are in a larger format(pops). Also, with the ones the Danish imams toured around the ME in order to drum up hate.
 
2006-02-17 06:14:40 PM  
I've just come to the conclusion that the word "Muslim" translates into English as "insane."

Of course, could say that about all the other organized religions in the world too that claim their "vision" is true and everyone else's is wrong with all sorts of horrid consequences as a result.

;-)
 
2006-02-17 06:14:57 PM  
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Do not taunt happy fun viking-man
 
2006-02-17 06:15:29 PM  
trueaustinite

It's politically correct to say ALL religions are a little wacky, when the context is one in particular.

Except the 'Heaven's Gate' or 'People's Temple' folks. They had it wired tight.
 
2006-02-17 06:15:30 PM  
I mean, is it possible that the Iman just really didn't find the comic very funny, and is doing what we can only dream of doing ? putting a bounty out there for lame comic strippers.
 
2006-02-17 06:15:39 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-02-17 06:17:23 PM  
Gdalescrboz
What he said was "some ones gonna do it but not us" Saddam is crazy but not that stupid.

That said the problem as I see it is that the eneducated moslem populace need to GROW A FARKING SKIN. jeese I'm a pagan and if we started blowing up stuff and burning teh stuff of poeple that parody us thats all we'ld be doing.
 
2006-02-17 06:18:11 PM  
There has never been a better time to drop a few megatons of nuclear goodness on the middle east.
 
2006-02-17 06:18:34 PM  
A message from your friendly neighborhood athiest : If you believe in some invisible man in the sky, please kill yourself. You are farking up my world. I hate you. Thanks.
 
2006-02-17 06:18:42 PM  
But still no bounty on the imams who incited the whole incident with FAKE cartoons?

I demand equal opportunity to collect!
 
2006-02-17 06:19:34 PM  
"I've just come to the conclusion that the word "Muslim" translates into English as "insane.""

Actually 'Muslim' translates to 'Evangelical'

Don't forget that. The only difference is Evangelicals use established armies, and their bombs drop from planes. Outside of that, one and the same.
 
2006-02-17 06:19:55 PM  
I completely agree with plywoodjungle
 
2006-02-17 06:20:14 PM  
3rd world asshats.
 
2006-02-17 06:20:28 PM  
are Danish people just really lame ?

Well, Polonius really *should* have hauled ass for help instead of standing behind an arras just waiting to be stabbed.

But that's just the flagon of rhenish talking.
 
2006-02-17 06:20:53 PM  


A message from your friendly neighborhood athiest : If you believe in some invisible man in the sky, please kill yourself. You are farking up my world. I hate you. Thanks.


oh do shut up. arrogant atheists like you make it hard for the rest of us to get taken seriously.
 
2006-02-17 06:21:29 PM  
I guess Garry Trudeau can finally quit is biatchin' about the ctiticism he gets........
 
2006-02-17 06:21:35 PM  
elendilmir: Frankencow: Submitter: Muslim Imams are NOT CLERICS!!!

Druids?


Illusionists.
 
2006-02-17 06:23:24 PM  


elendilmir: Frankencow: Submitter: Muslim Imams are NOT CLERICS!!!

Druids?

Illusionists.


critics. really really really ill-tempered critics....with B.O.
 
2006-02-17 06:23:45 PM  
roboticgladiator.com
 
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