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(NST)   Friendly mahjong game goes horribly awry when man shoves spoon up opponent's nose   (nst.com.my) divider line 85
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brap [TotalFark]
2006-02-17 12:46:42 PM
Have you met my cousin from the big city? She was the first person in Grand Rapids to correctly pronounce Mahjong.

/paraphrased title card from Harold Lloyd's "Girl Shy" that made me laugh to the point where people turned around in the theater and gave me that "it wasn't THAT farking funny" look.
 
kellynoel
2006-02-17 12:53:23 PM
Who among us hasn't been guilty of that?
 
Lace Valentine
2006-02-17 12:53:45 PM
Spooooon River!
 
Axtuse
2006-02-17 12:54:22 PM
Attempted mummification?
 
Pregnant Chad
2006-02-17 12:54:27 PM
There is no spoon...
 
cleveoh
2006-02-17 12:54:30 PM
Once again, horseplay turns to tears.
 
Theobold Holsopple
2006-02-17 12:54:41 PM
www.warpbreach.com
matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com
 
Pawprint
2006-02-17 12:55:30 PM
Fark headline goes horribly awry submitter creates run-on sentence
 
bubbaprog [TotalFark]
2006-02-17 12:55:49 PM
submitter loses ability to use punctuation chinese panda eats shoots and leaves
 
Pregnant Chad
2006-02-17 12:56:01 PM
"You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?"

/double posted, sorry
//second one was funnier, more obscure
///assuming that at least one of them was funny...
 
farktimenow
2006-02-17 12:56:26 PM
I've heard of coke spoon but never mahjong spoon.
 
Analgesic
2006-02-17 12:56:33 PM
Homophobia has gone too far!!

/I thought he meant he wanted a cuddle.
 
platypusjones
2006-02-17 12:56:54 PM
this clearly flies in the face of mah jong etiquette, and the offending spooner should be penalized to the fullest extent of the gaming committee rules.
 
Dirtball
2006-02-17 12:57:41 PM
That headline reads a lot funnier if you take the "s" off of spoon.
 
yoyopro
2006-02-17 12:57:53 PM
brap
??


As for the article - I ranked it a 5!
 
Kamesan
2006-02-17 12:57:56 PM
Did he take the spoon the easy way or the hard way?
/Didn't read the article
 
rouxkitty
2006-02-17 12:57:59 PM
www.braunohler.net
 
TheSignPost [TotalFark]
2006-02-17 12:58:31 PM
HUZZAH!!


/ free at last, free at last....
 
ColSanders
2006-02-17 12:58:55 PM
images5.theimagehosting.com
 
Professor Duck
2006-02-17 12:59:18 PM
Spoon!

*ba-da!*

/best. battle cry. EVAR
 
safeinsane
2006-02-17 12:59:20 PM
Spoonman
Come together with your hands
Save me
I'm together with your plan
Save me
 
LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH
2006-02-17 12:59:56 PM
Kamesame
He took the spoon the easy way. No word on how he was "assaulted" with the chair.
 
Muta
2006-02-17 12:59:57 PM
Mahjong seems like fun and games until someone gets a spoon stuck in their nose.
 
ApeShaft
2006-02-17 12:59:59 PM
I see, they've played knifie spoony before...
 
rouxkitty
2006-02-17 01:01:18 PM
yeah they look like they LIKE that game a LOT, don't they ...

/cozy
 
blahpers
2006-02-17 01:01:38 PM
Pawprint: Fark headline goes horribly awry submitter creates run-on sentence

I'll assume they fixed it I can't see the problem did I miss something?
 
Pam EL
2006-02-17 01:02:00 PM
farking hysterical.

On the other hand, using a spoon as a weapon shows ingenuity and immense resolve.
 
LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH
2006-02-17 01:02:00 PM
Kamesan
oops! farked up your name.
 
fatal_exception
2006-02-17 01:03:05 PM
Bwahahhaa, and then he hit him with a chair! I think I have a new move.
 
nightfallcub
2006-02-17 01:03:08 PM
uhm, have you seen those PBS documentaries on Asian gambling parlours? there is no such thing as a "friendly game of Mahjongg" over there.
 
bheilig
2006-02-17 01:05:21 PM
"Well at least I didn't use a spoon."

/Wait...
 
luckybastard
2006-02-17 01:06:22 PM
anyone else think 'horribly awry' is an awkward English phrase?

spoon in nose: don't care.
word choice: paramount.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2006-02-17 01:06:36 PM
USIN

/not as catchy
 
otakucode
2006-02-17 01:09:42 PM
The failure of our government, ALL governments, all around the world, to limit production of spoons is intolerable! Our children pass by dozens of spoons every day, any one of which could be jammed up their nose at ANY TIME.

JUMPING JESUS WHY ISNT SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING?
 
Bondith [TotalFark]
2006-02-17 01:10:08 PM
Pregnant Chad
"You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?"

At this point I think he's a big snot.
 
Ernie the Fork
2006-02-17 01:10:33 PM
Apeshaft,

Damn your speed, sir!
 
Acid Stuphole
2006-02-17 01:11:53 PM
"Why a spoon?"
"..because it will hurt more!"

/obscure?
 
amoricanCrowe
2006-02-17 01:12:08 PM
At least he wasn't shot in the face!

/nuttin'
 
dewihafta
2006-02-17 01:12:50 PM
You could kill someone with a straw if you know how to do it. Probably a spoon handle, too.
 
quizzical
2006-02-17 01:13:32 PM
www.sworddragon.com

Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!
 
Theobold Holsopple
2006-02-17 01:13:34 PM
I haven't been able to locate an image of Anthony Hopkins brandishing a spoon from the training sequence in The Mask of Zorro.
 
Alphax
2006-02-17 01:13:41 PM
"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe, or.."

"Because it's dull, it'll hurt more, you twit!"
 
Acid Stuphole
2006-02-17 01:14:25 PM
quizzical

Good job sir!!
 
Alphax
2006-02-17 01:16:08 PM
Damn, beaten to it TWICE!
 
kellynoel
2006-02-17 01:16:30 PM
How is "Robinhood, Prince of Thieves" obscure?
 
grotto_man
2006-02-17 01:16:51 PM
e-pauly.com
 
kellynoel
2006-02-17 01:17:39 PM
I'm more clever and angsty than you because I watch movies that I like to pretend are artsy and well beyond the mainstream.

/obscure?
 
AzDownboy [TotalFark]
2006-02-17 01:17:41 PM
There are Sticks, Circles, Characters, Dragons and Winds in Mah Jhongg, but

There is no spoon

/ DJ named inspired by Mah Jhongg
 
Senor Dingdong
2006-02-17 01:18:17 PM
members.home.nl

Some people will do anything to relive the glory days of disco.
 
Nick Nostril
2006-02-17 01:18:21 PM
That dude's hard core. I think I saw Bruce Lee do that to a guy in "Enter the Nostril".

/"Take my wife. No, please."
//Got nothing
 
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