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(MSNBC)   World's tiniest baby goes home - weighed 10 oz at birth, now weighs as much as the meat in 17.6 Quarter Pounders although not as tasty   (msnbc.com) divider line 61
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2002-05-26 12:07:22 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Bite size.
 
2002-05-26 02:19:47 PM
sorry, no deal. i like my babies with a ghetto booty.
 
2002-05-26 02:20:59 PM
Was that its weight before or after cooking?
 
2002-05-26 02:22:01 PM

10 oz.. thats still quite heavy.. I mean. is like almost a pop can.


You know.. maybe women would stop complaining about having kids if they all came out this size. Be like pushing out a really large turd. (or in reality, a pop can.. and who hasn't seen those videos?) Then that way us guys would have to listen to "labor pains" stories.


could anybody PLLEEESSEEEE find out how to geneticly alter the size of kids when the come out.

 
2002-05-26 02:23:24 PM
"She really had the will to live, (...)," said the pediatrician

And an incubator, and medical staff, and gas/food/poop tubes...
 
2002-05-26 02:23:30 PM

edit:
Then that way us guys wouldn't have to listen to "labor pains" stories.


I'm always horriable with contractions. I always forget my n't.



 
2002-05-26 02:24:59 PM
*patiently sits and waits for the Awwwwwwwwwww*

You guys are ruthless
 
2002-05-26 02:25:16 PM
fat bastard jokes in
3....
2....
1....
 
2002-05-26 02:26:05 PM
Kotton I think that the 10oz. is in reference to weight, not volume. Hmmm... how much volume could a 10oz. baby hold?
 
2002-05-26 02:26:13 PM
Get in my belly?

Was that good enough?
 
2002-05-26 02:27:32 PM
Sorry John, I just hate seeing new people coming into the world. ;) So many fresh minds and hearts just waiting to have their hopes and dreams STOMPED INTO THE DIRT BY SPIKY BOOT THINGIES! *STOMP STOMP* ARHRHHAHAA.

Uhm, yeah.
 
2002-05-26 02:28:47 PM
the baby's survival was a "true and proper miracle."
as opposed to a false and improper miracle, or hoax. What intrigues me is the possibility of a true and improper miracle. Imagine that the baby survived but on the day before she went home started.....
 
2002-05-26 02:28:55 PM
Awwwwwwwwwww* I foresee a lot of problems with this kid in the future (if she survives.) So Sad.
 
2002-05-26 02:29:31 PM
Kotton,

I thought you were talking about baby-type contractions
 
2002-05-26 02:29:45 PM
ah, the Taco Bell meat cloning project. i heard about this over my tin foil hat.
 
2002-05-26 02:31:04 PM

Lunch Time!
 
2002-05-26 02:31:30 PM
No kidding Cheezie. I was born prematurely too. Lots of minor pain in the ass health problems. But it could be worse. At least I dont have an ass for a face.
 
2002-05-26 02:32:25 PM
Well, if the doctors couldn't find anything wrong, I don't think the kid'll have any serious problems.

Hmm...


*senses an impending abortion debate*
 
2002-05-26 02:33:39 PM
Thankyou Cheeziedanish for the Awwwwwwwwww :)


Sorry John, I just hate seeing new people coming into the world. ;) So many fresh minds and hearts just waiting to have their hopes and dreams STOMPED INTO THE DIRT BY SPIKY BOOT THINGIES! *STOMP STOMP* ARHRHHAHAA.

Goodness!!!
 
2002-05-26 02:34:58 PM
I liked the weight loss ad in the middle of the article. It really added a nice touch.
 
2002-05-26 02:38:31 PM
i cannot believe there has not been one single "awwwwwwwwwwwww"

so i take pleasure in being hte first:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
seriously guys
this is cute!

obviously i am the only farkette who has got here so far.
 
2002-05-26 02:40:04 PM
Who's putting the penis in her mouth in the picture?
 
2002-05-26 02:40:52 PM
Maybe this little girl and the Russian Samson-boy could get together and, uh, like, do something, like, maybe go have their picture taken with Janet Reno. Or something.
 
2002-05-26 02:41:22 PM
05-26-02 02:24:59 PM JOHNDX
*patiently sits and waits for the Awwwwwwwwwww*

05-26-02 02:28:55 PM CheezieDanish
Awwwwwwwwwww* I foresee a lot of...

05-26-02 02:33:39 PM JOHNDX
Thankyou Cheeziedanish for the Awwwwwwwwww :)


Too late Jaimeekae

05-26-02 02:38:31 PM Jaimeekae
i cannot believe there has not been one single "awwwwwwwwwwwww"


Hint.....F5

 
2002-05-26 02:43:17 PM
Jaimeekae Read much?

JOHNDX You and I - we could raise a packet of squirrels and be quite successful, me thinks.
 
2002-05-26 02:43:28 PM
As a scientologist I would have to disagree, that baby sounds way more tastier then a quarter pounder
 
2002-05-26 02:45:25 PM
Humanoid_Tyhpoon Then is listing, than is comparing. Ill forgive you this time because you are a scientologist.
 
2002-05-26 02:45:29 PM
"Baby's got back!"..hehe
And an Aaaaawwww for JohnDX
Now my wife and I are going to practice making babies...
 
2002-05-26 02:46:51 PM
devolution, no solution
 
2002-05-26 02:47:28 PM
I don't want to see the medical bill.
 
cot
2002-05-26 02:48:26 PM
Kotton :

You're such a cu!
 
2002-05-26 02:50:53 PM
Thanks Forsythe :)

JOHNDX You and I - we could raise a packet of squirrels and be quite successful, me thinks.

*grins*

I sincerely hope this child lives a long and healthy life
 
2002-05-26 02:56:19 PM
BunnyX
No kidding Cheezie. I was born prematurely too. Lots of minor pain in the ass health problems. But it could be worse. At least I dont have an ass for a face.


A teapot for a head.
 
2002-05-26 03:04:05 PM
not a miracle. too many people already.
 
2002-05-26 03:05:58 PM
personally, i find this:



funny. maybe inapprpriately placed, but funny.
 
2002-05-26 03:25:10 PM
lol

Best. Headline. Ever.
 
2002-05-26 04:00:04 PM
The baby was induced.

When one's spit out that size of the body's own free will, then we'll give up an awww or two.
 
2002-05-26 04:27:27 PM
Worst headline ever.
 
2002-05-26 04:30:06 PM
10 oz? Quarter pounder?

For god's sake, get with the metric system already. Damn neanderthals.
 
2002-05-26 04:37:04 PM
You know why "english" units are stupid?
Here's why.
 
2002-05-26 04:38:38 PM
How many kilograms is that?
 
2002-05-26 04:40:58 PM
Not even England uses english units anymore, fer cryin' out loud!
 
2002-05-26 05:55:28 PM
"The metric system is the tool of the Devil!"

 
2002-05-26 05:58:26 PM
I think that the child will grow up normally. The parents did the right thing by not revealing who they are. A media circus would be the worst thing for this kid (or any child/children born with unusual circumstances) we dont need a modern day Dionne Quintuplets tale..

LittleLostHellHound / LoKi
 
2002-05-26 06:04:38 PM
I predict in 18 years the baby will be in midget porn.
 
2002-05-26 06:06:10 PM
"Git in mah BELLY!"
 
2002-05-26 06:09:35 PM
"Git in mah BELLY!"

Link didn't work: here's the pic:
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PlayingFields/johnnyboy4322/Fat2.jpg
 
2002-05-26 06:13:14 PM
Medical team that took care of the baby: !

Wishing you all the best, little one.
 
2002-05-26 06:33:10 PM
Not as tasty...unless you're a scientologist.
 
2002-05-26 07:00:29 PM
I totally hope this kid has the best life ever....

....but except for occasionally on the discovery health channel, I don't think there's enought equal time given to all the families whose kids turn out inhumanely compromised....

I hope she succeeds.
 
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