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(Mainichi Daily News)   Bad News: You & your friends like huffing lighter fluid. Worse News: One of you likes to smoke at the same time   ( divider line
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2002-05-25 10:03:32 PM  
And the Darwin award goes to....
2002-05-25 10:45:04 PM  
While I am currently abstaining from all mind-altering substances (unless you wanna start the whole sugars and starches argument), I feel compelled to tilt my nose into the air and declare that I insist on toluene or xylene when huffing, and that butane is beneath me.
2002-05-26 12:20:44 AM  
He'll puke on you
He'll fark your mom
He'll smoke while huffin gas

He was the punkest mother farker I ever did see
Awww Hell, he was even more punk than me!
He shoulda been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly
2002-05-26 12:21:13 AM  
That's nothing. I'll bet this guy can't handle Dave's Insanity Sauce. Mmmmm... incapacitating...
2002-05-26 12:22:11 AM  
This was worse than that pathetic loser whining about his slutty girlfriend. Dear God, these people need to kill themselves, post haste, to relieve the world from this retardation. Plus, it'll stop the freaks from reproducing.

Wow, I sound like Cliff Yablonski.
2002-05-26 12:22:34 AM  
And you all would do the same so shutup
2002-05-26 12:24:22 AM  
I'd fark your mom. (If she was hot.)
2002-05-26 12:26:18 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
"Looks like I picked a bad week to quit huffing gas..."
2002-05-26 12:27:56 AM  

i've missed you sweetness! nice little rap ya got there.

okay i'm not proud of this but i huffed rubber cement when i was 15 and for 3 days afterwards i could not comprehend much of anything. i never did it again because it made me pretty much not functional for those three days, but i'll tell you what, i never laughed so hard in all my life as i did that night.
2002-05-26 12:29:19 AM  
Good headline spewed on the keyboard.
2002-05-26 12:29:57 AM  

hey have ya foound a job yet?
2002-05-26 12:29:57 AM  
Useless information bureau:

"Mainichi" is Japanese for "every day". So you could translate this paper's name as the Daily Daily News.

Thank you, that will be all.
2002-05-26 12:30:14 AM  
"I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down".
2002-05-26 12:30:18 AM  
Ooo, a reason to revive one of my pathetic photoshops!

[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-26 12:30:41 AM  
So the japanese have just recently found out that huffing gass fumes gives you a buzz?
2002-05-26 12:30:44 AM  
Please tell me these people won't reproduce...please.
2002-05-26 12:33:12 AM  
i wonder if it wasn't a cigarette they were lighting, but a joint. i mean c'mon, if they're gonna get high, use the good stuff, not butane!
geez, people these days.
2002-05-26 12:34:40 AM  
At least they weren't huffing farts. Thats almost as flammable, but smells a heck of alot worse. (well in my case anyways)
2002-05-26 12:35:30 AM  

Only in Amer... oh wait...

Evilstout: Someone may have pitty on them...

2002-05-26 12:36:18 AM  
Dammit Dr. Gonzo...Beat me to the punch
2002-05-26 12:37:14 AM  
Hello Happygirl! Thanks that was 100% reapportioned material from an old song that I like. Still unemployed, but that could change real soon.... which means I can stop huffing cheap household solvents and get back to real drug use!

Loverboy186 I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
2002-05-26 12:38:02 AM  
Best use of dumbass ever.
2002-05-26 12:38:24 AM  
What kind of dumbass would huff that stuff in the first place, is what I want to know.
2002-05-26 12:39:37 AM  
The Daily Daily Newspaper, official newspaper of the Department of the Redundancy Department.
2002-05-26 12:40:34 AM  
good lord! what'll these japanese think of next? inhaling the propellant from a whipped cream can???? this is just crazy.
2002-05-26 12:41:39 AM  
Alexandra: A dumbass. Duh.
2002-05-26 12:42:17 AM  
Inhaling fumes has to be one of the stupidest ways to get "high", if you can even call it that. Inhaling smoke from a certain leafy green plant on the other hand...
2002-05-26 12:43:01 AM  
05-26-02 12:38:24 AM Alexandra
What kind of dumbass would huff that stuff in the first place, is what I want to know.

2002-05-26 12:43:09 AM  
I meant what KIND of dumbass. The term "dumbass" could be relative. Big dumbass, bigger, biggest. :P
2002-05-26 12:43:16 AM  

they won't reproduce! i promise.

are you okay now?
2002-05-26 12:46:53 AM  
In one ear and out the other
Picked up a trick from his older brother
Got him a can of sniffin' sauce
Pinned his mind upon the cross

Lacquer Head knows but one desire
Lacquer Head sets his skull on fire
Lacquer Head knows no in betweens
Huffin' on bags of gasoline
2002-05-26 12:48:03 AM  
On May 9, a 14-year-old girl from Ageo, Saitama Prefecture, died from gas poisoning while inhaling gas from a canister for a portable cooker. (Mainichi Shimbun, May 25, 2002)

14 year old? Jesus, what is this world coming to? Wonder if it was Mom or Dad that showed her that you could get high on many different types of fumes. Humans are a stupid breed of animals.
2002-05-26 12:48:20 AM  
I always love to see substance abuse snobbery and arrogance in action.
2002-05-26 12:51:46 AM  
Hey, if it feels good, why not?

Oh, wait. It kills you. I forgot.
2002-05-26 12:53:29 AM  

your profile cracks me up.
2002-05-26 12:56:25 AM  
Soooooooooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid! You so stupid!!!

Everyone loves that oriental guy from "Wheel of Fish" in UHF, right? :)
2002-05-26 12:59:02 AM  
Wldncrzy14, nice very nice :)
But talking about those kids in the story, I mean come on, I dont really care what kind of social lubricant you use but dont be stupid enough to do somthing that can fark you up in the head, permanantly.
2002-05-26 01:01:27 AM  
the oriental guy is named cooney. no i dont know why. and he should be the one who hands out the darwin awards
2002-05-26 01:03:11 AM  
This could have been averted.

2002-05-26 01:05:40 AM  
I agree Spin359. He is hilarious. That would be great!
2002-05-26 01:11:05 AM  
Thanks, happygirl, and thanks for the pitbull link in yours. I have a rescue pup that has turned out to probably be a fullblood pit, and I'm pretty irritated by that, as I already love her after six months, but have a strong prejudice against the breed, partly from experience. The best defense against any prejudice is education, and yours looks like just the right site.

I AM on topic! The topic is whatever I'm talking about!!!
2002-05-26 01:15:43 AM  

Correct, however, freebase can set your head on fire. ask Richard Pryor.
2002-05-26 01:15:46 AM  
Hey, if your going to do it, do it right. Scotchguard.
Ween made a few good songs with the stuff, and my camping equipment is really waterproof....just not fireproof.
2002-05-26 01:15:54 AM  
If it is you make potato, you make the first potato.
2002-05-26 01:17:36 AM  
Spin359: His name is Kuni... oh, and UHF is coming out on DVD June 4! woot!
2002-05-26 01:23:38 AM  

i'm so glad it was informative for you. they are wonderful dogs. i train dogs and i would never buy another breed. they are so loving and intelligent. you won't regret having one. and they don't generally like huffing i'm told?? uh yeah!
2002-05-26 01:24:13 AM  
Hytes Yea, I love the bio. Very profound.
Happygirl So, they're saying keep pitbulls away from other dogs, lest they eat them. And if your pitbull gives the slightest hint of being human-aggressive it should be put down?

Hmm.. I prefer my dog Muffin. Almost never barks and loves children.

Oh, yes, huffing. Err... don't do it. Anyway here in Japan the point it that kids are not even told that drugs exist, which is kinda true since they are so scarce in this country. The best attempt at educating them consists essentially of telling them "don't sniff paint thinners!". Guess what they all immediately try.

The lack of education means that everyone thinks marijuana is a life-controlling addictive substance, and the kids who've discovered that it isn't go on to assume that amphetamines can't be bad, either.
2002-05-26 01:24:45 AM  
Undone: I cant wait. What a great movie. Makes me laugh everytime. :)
2002-05-26 01:26:17 AM  
These walking afterbirths should have their nostril impacted w/ tobbacco and a lighter installed on their lips that senses gas so that every time they huff or fart or huff their farts they shoot jets of flame out of their nasal passages. (breath) That way, when do this crap again people will see them coming a mile away, thus minimizing the chances of them hurting some innocent bystandar. Yes, if my (foolproof) plan were put into effect, the most you would would have to say is "look out! here come the Flaming Fart Imbibers!" causing the streets to clear and shaming to the point of (breath) hari-cari!
2002-05-26 01:30:14 AM  
My dog muffin:
[image from too old to be available]
She's a Pappillon.
She don't like Huffin' ...

.. er..

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