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(E!Online)   Police arrest Scott Stapp following his wedding. Reportedly charged with impersonating a heterosexual   (eonline.com) divider line 90
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2006-02-13 04:43:07 PM
Who?
 
2006-02-13 04:43:20 PM
I heard at his wedding that even Jesus threw cooked rice.
 
2006-02-13 04:43:42 PM
what kind of money hungry biatch would marry that moron?

/did not rtfa
 
2006-02-13 04:43:43 PM
Must remember this come Saturday..
.. don't get arrested after your wedding..

I'm about to tie the knot
 
2006-02-13 04:43:46 PM
They're not kidding when they say that gay people can't get married.
 
2006-02-13 04:43:53 PM
Nice that this got greenlighted. Just reading about it at the superficial. God, this guy is an ASS!
 
2006-02-13 04:43:53 PM
Snap!
 
2006-02-13 04:44:00 PM
If I ever hear With Arms Wide Open again it will be too soon.
 
2006-02-13 04:44:09 PM
eh...
 
2006-02-13 04:44:13 PM
Scott Stapp? Creed? Jaclyn Nesheiwat? Miami?
Gawd, I'm getting old.
 
2006-02-13 04:45:11 PM
Isn't he out on parole after being convicted of ripping off Eddie Vedder?
 
2006-02-13 04:45:38 PM
OOOO... sooo funny! Great headline!!!
 
2006-02-13 04:46:06 PM
Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to them. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.
 
2006-02-13 04:46:10 PM
even god hates creed
 
2006-02-13 04:46:12 PM
gawd do i HATE creed!
 
2006-02-13 04:46:23 PM
Oh, I see what you did there. You implied that he is gay, which you find funny. oh ha ha.
 
2006-02-13 04:47:06 PM
His wife is very attractive. 'nuff said. Headline submitter funny, but oh so envious! haha
 
2006-02-13 04:47:48 PM
Next to the definition of "douchenozzle" in the dictionary, is a picture of this dolt.

Looks like that rehab really took hold, huh, Scotty boy?

/some embarrassing shiat to have your ass handed to you by CHAD SEXTON! Smoking drummer, but the dude is MAYBE 5'2".
 
2006-02-13 04:48:07 PM
He justs wants to be filled with the blood of Christ at all times. That's why he drinks so much.
 
2006-02-13 04:48:39 PM
Sure, Creed is just another band of the MetalliSmackinChains variety, but they managed to suck just a little more hard than the rest of the crew. Did you see this dude play poker? God, what a freakin' tool.
 
2006-02-13 04:48:43 PM
zing!
 
2006-02-13 04:48:53 PM
Who? Does not ring a bell.
What? Oh, general dumbassery.
Where? RTFA
Why? Does it really matter?
How? They should have used the taser. Yeah! The TASER!
 
2006-02-13 04:49:33 PM
Step forward, submitter...I wanna buy you a beer.
/kudos
 
2006-02-13 04:49:33 PM
And we care about this why...

/15 min WAAYYYYY over
 
2006-02-13 04:49:55 PM
Our local DJ (Cleveland) had some issues with Scott and created this website.

ScottStappisadick (pops)
 
2006-02-13 04:50:15 PM
I love the Black Eye Peas or err ... White Stripes and wish him well as he moves into oscurity.

/meh
 
2006-02-13 04:50:30 PM
HAH, he is so gay, gay guys call him a fag.
 
2006-02-13 04:51:09 PM
fenrael23

At your service.
 
2006-02-13 04:51:19 PM
Somebody really needs to do something about this clown! He's got to be the most pathetic musician ever...

/Thinks about it for a minute
//feels confident enough to click "add comment"
 
2006-02-13 04:53:03 PM
Okay ... after being bored enough to RTFA, what kind of tool names their kid "Jagger"?
 
2006-02-13 04:53:21 PM
Scott Stapp makes even the sweet baby Jebus cry...
 
2006-02-13 04:54:11 PM
"antagonistic" and "boisterous" eh?

I wonder how many times he asked if they knew who he was.

Congrats on the wedding soni
 
2006-02-13 04:54:48 PM
fearless
Somebody really needs to do something about this clown! He's got to be the most pathetic musician ever...

/Thinks about it for a minute
//feels confident enough to click "add comment"


I take it you've never heard of Nickleback?

/shudder
 
2006-02-13 04:54:57 PM
I saw a pic of those two and she is supposedly a beauty pagent winner. She must have competed the Westminster Kennel Show.

\\no offense WKS people.
 
2006-02-13 04:55:10 PM
Did they take him to his own prison?

/recycled from an earlier "Stapp" acting like a prick thread

He wasn't that drunk. But I have no doubt he was acting like a royal pain in the ass and deserved to be arrested.
 
2006-02-13 04:55:13 PM
From an issue of our weekly "entertainment" rag in STL. Thought it was pretty funny:

From the Desk of Jesus
Dear Stryper,

As someone known for a dramatic resurrection, I can appreciate the comeback impulse, as manifested in your concert at Pop's tomorrow night. Still, I must admit to feeling untold dread when I gazed upon the cover of your latest album, Reborn, and saw your members shirtless and slathered in paint. Not since Creed's Scott Stapp bared his oiled-up chest on the cover of Spin has an alleged fan of mine displayed such disturbing immodesty. Even worse, though, was the music contained within this frightful package. Hark, I hear an unnecessary remake of "Amazing Grace" and many presumptuous phrases about my divine intentions. "I want what You want for me," you sing. Well, I want you to stop.

Even in the '80s, you embarrassed Me, first by selecting the most unwieldy acronym in history (Salvation Through Redemption Yielding Peace, Encouragement and Righteousness) and secondly by writing words that were not inspired by my divine hand. "Jesus, king, King of Kings/Jesus makes me wanna sing"? I desire disciples, not cheerleaders. Also, it was deeply distressing how you kept implicating me in your music's creation, with lines like "I feel his strength come into me." I play no interventionist role in any of mankind's disasters, including the platinum status of your 1985 album, Soldiers Under Command, yet you continually posit me as your benefactor-slash-muse. Normally, them's smiting words. But I endured your ostentatious support, because you were the best I had at the time. Christian metal still struck many as oxymoronic.

In 2005, groups such as Norma Jean and As I Lay Dying praise me without gaudy, bumblebee-esque wardrobes or love-song-template lyrics containing only a capitalized "Your" to differentiate them from maudlin prom ballads. Normally, I don't ask artists to bury their talents in the ground, but in your case I'll make an exception. If you lay down your instruments and quietly conduct Bible study courses in your communities instead, I promise to give you the prodigal-son welcome. If not, you shall join many other '80s Headbangers Ball regulars in Hell, where you'll both endure and dispense profound agony as the eternal entertainment for sinful fans of quality music.


Imploringly,


Jesus H. Christ
 
2006-02-13 04:57:54 PM
Kudos, submitter. I laughed out loud at work!
 
2006-02-13 04:58:22 PM
You gotta imagine the crew at the airport:

"Drunk guy being an asshat ready to get onboard a flight to Hawaii and drink some more...

...and he's not even the pilot!"

-PC
 
2006-02-13 04:59:33 PM
Repeating the Weeners but... "Who????"
 
2006-02-13 05:00:04 PM
ScottMpls: Okay ... after being bored enough to RTFA, what kind of tool names their kid "Jagger"?


Maybe he mispelled jaeger
 
2006-02-13 05:01:25 PM
Oh good god -- this knucklehead's from Orlando? How did I not know that?

Any Orlando Farkers care to help me throw a "homecoming" of sorts for him?
 
2006-02-13 05:03:30 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

You are the lead singer from Creed.

You know how I know you're gay?

You got arrested at your wedding so you could consumate with a guy.
 
2006-02-13 05:04:08 PM
According to TMZ.com, which first reported the incident, Stapp demanded a blood-alcohol test at the station, where he registered a 0.18--twice the legal limit

Nice call asshat.
 
2006-02-13 05:04:17 PM
Will anyone notice if he can't make it to his Marach 8th concert?
 
2006-02-13 05:04:41 PM
311, I am ready to fight.
 
2006-02-13 05:06:14 PM
Forget about what you think about his music, that has nothing to do with this story. Since when is it illegal to be drunk at an airport? Don't they have bars all over the place? It's the only way to fly, so what's up with this? Must be more to the story...
 
2006-02-13 05:06:46 PM
I love the hate for this other "no talent ass-clown".

Makes me feel warm inside when its cold outside.
 
2006-02-13 05:09:49 PM
This is who he gets to bang.

www.pageantprepandtalent.com

Life isn't fair.
 
2006-02-13 05:10:31 PM
img300.imageshack.us
 
2006-02-13 05:12:52 PM
memphomaniac: Forget about what you think about his music, that has nothing to do with this story. Since when is it illegal to be drunk at an airport? Don't they have bars all over the place? It's the only way to fly, so what's up with this? Must be more to the story...

Maybe it's the fact that he's SCOTT STAPP.

If I were an airline employee, I'd definitely find whatever excuse I could to screw up this guy's day -- ESPECIALLY if I could screw up his honeymoon.

He's a grade-A asshat.

And I'm a bad person, which I'm okay with.
 
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