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(Some vengeful farker)   Just another farker getting farked by his ex-fiance   (evilbitch.org) divider line 208
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uglybumper
2002-05-25 12:03:26 AM
Which just provews my theory, Germans love David Hasslehoff
 
tinrobot
2002-05-25 12:03:26 AM
Like I really wanted to know all that...
 
LordPeterWimsey
2002-05-25 12:03:45 AM
la la la

That was amusing.
 
andonbray
2002-05-25 12:04:27 AM
Waaah! Waaah!

Get over it, pussy.
 
Kerouac
2002-05-25 12:04:29 AM
I'm not even reading anymore.

Guy's a dophead who meets a chick online?

deserved whatever he got.
 
Nanookanano
2002-05-25 12:05:25 AM
I can beat that.
 
Inarticulation
2002-05-25 12:07:20 AM
::Sniff:: After that I think I have to listen to some emo. ::cries::
 
rbcp
2002-05-25 12:09:02 AM
I read the first 2 lines and decided it's a really boring story. I could type up a few pages about my past encounters with girls but I doubt anyone would find it that interesting.

Maybe he should put something at the beginning that would make people want to read all that. Work on the opening paragraph.
 
andonbray
2002-05-25 12:09:46 AM
I spoke a little too soon. I went back and read the rest of the article and let me say this:

Get over it, you BIG WHINING pussy.
 
9/10
2002-05-25 12:11:10 AM
A little possessive, wasn't she?!
 
harbinger
2002-05-25 12:11:19 AM
Damn that was messed up, but some women are truly evil (ducking), but some are pretty cool too...

Want my advice, find a girl who is cute, knows why UNIX is better than everything else, why Linux is better than UNIX, and can put up with you screaming at PHP at two in the morning (oh yea and all the other relationship stuff, sense of humor and all that, definitely helps if she's as addicted to fark as you are) - that one's a keeper...

Oh yea, and don't meet someone while high... duh... maybe that should have been up top...
 
Ford_Prefect
2002-05-25 12:11:22 AM

Not an evil biatch at all. This gal put up the hoops, and you jumped. If you let a chick take control of your life, even when you are at the bottom and need help, then she will have that control over you until you do something about it. Why did she cheat on you? Because you let her. If you would've grown a couple a bit earlier, you could've eithe dumped her, or put her in her place.

The real definition of that was, she wanted to stay with me, but since I was the one to take her virginity she felt wrong that she would end up marrying me (oh yeah we were engaged!) yet never have had anyone else...this of course means she just wanted to fark other people for a while...so I was heavily against this but she continued on with wanting to do so...

Dude, this sounds so pathetic. Seriously, get over her.
 
Airwalk
2002-05-25 12:11:42 AM
Nowhere have I ever seen such rambling blotches of non-sensical idiocy. Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger if you can't get over a girl.
 
CyberJeff
2002-05-25 12:11:55 AM
Why is this on Fark.com for god's sake???
 
stubblyhead
2002-05-25 12:11:59 AM
emo is the suck.
 
loc-dogg
2002-05-25 12:12:18 AM
I'm dumber for having read this.
 
OBB
2002-05-25 12:13:52 AM
Wait, what's that sound? Is that a violin playing a sad, sad song I hear? Maybe she was doing bad stuff, but you're not quite a hero writing it all down on the internet, bub...
 
frank2
2002-05-25 12:14:00 AM
Yo, could I get her number?
 
Bon Jovi Toothpicks
2002-05-25 12:14:27 AM
We need an E/N tag
 
aphr0
2002-05-25 12:14:32 AM
Yea, you whining woman, shut up.
 
optikeye [TotalFark]
2002-05-25 12:14:37 AM
Hetrosexuals are funny.
 
The Pope
2002-05-25 12:14:57 AM
dude, lose the hate. we've all been there. youre only making her stronger.

p.s. there is nothing more devious than the female mind. dont try to understand it or you will end up like Kurtz after he went up river.
 
First Post
2002-05-25 12:15:19 AM
Quien es mas fuggedup?
 
I_LikeToFark
2002-05-25 12:16:03 AM
ok, crazybiatch.com is much more intresting.

Note to the author: you get yourself into these situations, now get yourself out.
 
Holmie00
2002-05-25 12:16:07 AM
this guy's an idiot. everyone's been farked over at one point in their lives, i don't see why this one got posted.
 
Vadim_the_Conqueror
2002-05-25 12:16:10 AM
the story was rather boring, and the guy should really get over her, but it'll be interesting when he gets the phone messages and chat logs up, those should be a good read/listen
 
Young_Fart
2002-05-25 12:16:20 AM
If I wanted to see this pathetic mess, I'd watch Springer.
 
stubblyhead
2002-05-25 12:17:52 AM
dude, they're all crazy. it's just a question of extent.
 
fidler
2002-05-25 12:18:04 AM
I hear ya loc-dogg, this is some of the dumbest shiat I never needed to read.
 
Inarticulation
2002-05-25 12:18:08 AM
My first girlfriend dumped me for a chick. I got over it. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to my therapy.
 
Cpu_thrasher
2002-05-25 12:18:25 AM
Harbinger: Find me a woman like that, and I can die happy.
 
Comfortably_Numb
2002-05-25 12:19:31 AM
Hmmm. And now an appropriate link:

Appropriate link.
 
Code_Archeologist
2002-05-25 12:19:39 AM
First mistake was letting her control his life and demanding things from him. Chick does that, she is most likely has control issues and is not going to be able to make anybody happy.
 
stubblyhead
2002-05-25 12:20:07 AM
my banner ad on this page said free big boobies. that works on so many levels.
 
chanle51
2002-05-25 12:21:14 AM
You are gay. Start dating men.
 
Surlyjohn
2002-05-25 12:21:27 AM
Whoa.

Flashback to 7th grade.
 
AbbyNormal
2002-05-25 12:22:50 AM

Linix loving chicks are out there, but they are hard to find and even harder to impress.

So if you find one, don't fark it up!

BTW, the chick in the story sounds like a biatch, I would have dumped her the moment she tried to tell ME how to spend MY money.
 
bigpeeler [TotalFark]
2002-05-25 12:23:04 AM
....how much she loved him etc etc...I flipped and blah blah blah...anyways after that she then told me that they had done far more than just kiss and that she had sucked his dick!


Hey Bro, listen to your wise old biker buddy. If she's smoking some other guy's cigar, it's time to ride on. Seriously man, as much as it hurts (and I know it hurts), you just have to step off.

In situations like this, besides your close buds, your very best friend is time. Let some time go by. Keep a cool head and DO NOT let this girl see you hurt over this. First thing she'll do is consider it a sign a weakness and be telling her latest squeeze about it.

Be cool. You obviously have a place in your heart for girlfriend here, but be a man and take one for the team. A lot of us guys have been there. Hell, I've had 25+ girlfriends and 3 wives (sometimes at the same time) so I know what I'm talking about.

You're probably relatively young. Let this whole nightmare make you stronger. Let it sharpen your perception of life in general and women in particular. It'll happen again, I promise. But next time, you'll be stronger and be able to handle it.

Hang in there bro.
 
pj6100
2002-05-25 12:23:17 AM
I purchased a domain name to display drawn boobies....who would want to read my divorce whining ?
 
stebain
2002-05-25 12:24:01 AM
"Shoot the biatch in the face, you whacked out loser. "
HA!
 
Oni-san
2002-05-25 12:24:57 AM
OK, I'm not going to complain about what my ex-wife put me through ever again. At least until I can make up some better stories...
 
Code_Archeologist
2002-05-25 12:25:19 AM
Yeah no shiat, that guy is an amateur when it comes to having a painful relationship. Go and unknowingly marry an acute paranoid schitzophrenic for two years, have her completely fark up your bank accounts, credit rating, and get you thrown in jail for shiat you didn't do... then you will know what real pain is... you are just an amateur.
 
Nanookanano
2002-05-25 12:25:32 AM
You da man, BP.
 
Cpu_thrasher
2002-05-25 12:25:53 AM
Pj6100: By drawn do you mean hentai boobies? If so link would be appreciated.

*zip*
 
stebain
2002-05-25 12:26:22 AM
When I was 17, a chick dumped me. I didn't really care and was grateful, but I didn't know how to react.
I ended up shooting a snot-rocket at her. Kinda felt stupid afterward, but I laugh at it now.

This one time, at band camp...
 
Recourse
2002-05-25 12:26:33 AM
hahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah! What a farking moron. ok so he stays with this girl AFTER she says she wants to fark other guys? what the hell. He got what he had coming for being a moron. I don't understand men or women that do shiat like that at all. I've had male friends that had girls cheat on them all over the place and stayed with em and I had female friends that their boys beat the hell out of them and still said they "loved" them! god people like this are just stupid. and he is a whining little biatch.
 
andonbray
2002-05-25 12:27:15 AM
I urge everyone to visit his message board and leave him some kind words. I did.
 
Comfortably_Numb
2002-05-25 12:27:33 AM
Sorry, that should have been:

www.cheese.com/
 
stebain
2002-05-25 12:27:40 AM
24th May 2002 - 11:27:27 PM
23 : andonbray
that message you posted in his forum was gd hilarious!
 
stebain
2002-05-25 12:28:22 AM
 
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