#1: Using the whole fist there doc?

Wait, "do I have AIDS/cancer/etc..." didn't even make the list?

Action Replay Nick: Wait, "do I have AIDS/cancer/etc..." didn't even make the list?

...but "Why is there blood in my semen?" did...

Dunnski

Mooooon River...

More like:

Ask Men presents interstitial ads when you click the link.

Sorry, if I'm jizzing blood, I would DEFINATELY think that's going to come up at the next appointment.

#2 How can both of your hands be on my shoulders?

Dunnski

Ever do time, Doc?

No, it's one "B"...B-A-B-A-R...

3. Doc, is she pregnant?

4. Am I the father?

5. If I'm not the father, who is?

6. Who the hell is fb-?!?!

5- Is not having a bowel movement for 5 days normal?

Daily Taco Bell will fix you right up.

Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

JakeElwood: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?

I wouldn't know, I don't have any

When Rossi come in for one of these, at this point could you say, "By the way, Lou Grant says Hi."

Is there any way you could not not ask me if I'm dating anyone when you have your finger up my ass?

/had this happen to him
//not pleasant

You didn't like it...did ya?


/proctologist

Is this serious?

/ TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!

"How much is this going to cost?"

/uninsured

"Does this zit on the tip of my sphants look infected?"

ArkAngel
The BMI only works for slender people.

According to the BMI, I'm "morbidly obese".

Granted, I could go to the gym a little more often, but I barely even have a paunch.

Conclusion: BMI = teh suck.

9. Does this look unusual to you?

(NSFW, unless you have a fetish for bagel dicks)

ThePenIsMightier: /proctologist

I'm sorry.

NEWMOON:

That is hilarious bro, I hate to be laughing at that but how uncomfortable is that situation?

I cant stop laughing at that.

orrinbloquy

1) Why did I click that link? Now I have "extremecocks" in my browser history.

2) That's disgusting, why would someone do that to themselves?
( I didn't stick around long enough to read. Something about a silicone injection )

"They can just reattach that, right?"

9. "Will it grow back ?"

orrinbloquy,

wtf?

sincerely,

Bigtimmy

Is Bismark a herring?

You mean I'm not supposed to be putting rose stems in there?


/too obscure?

"Is it okay to pee in her anus after you ejaculated?" didn't make the list???????
Stooopid article.

Dunnski
I wouldn't know, I don't have any
No Children?
No, no elephant books.

"So in your professional opinion of seeing others, this is a normal length and girth, right doc?"

#1. Doc, do you have naked pictures of your wife?
#2. Do you want to see some?

I'd ask the doc if he had any clue why Ask Men sucked so much.

I asked my GP if my crank was smaller than average. She wasn't amused.

Thankfully I never had to ask a doctor any of those questions.

9. Does this look unusual to you?

(NSFW, unless you have a fetish for bagel dicks)

Click to enlarge? Please, everyone, stop clicking.

orrinbloguy
I probably don't want to know, but I have to ask. How did you find that page?

Ok, any article that states muscle weighs more than fat cannot be informational. A pound of fat and a pound of muscle each weigh one pound. What they mean is that muscle is more dense than fat, thusly the one pound of fat takes up more space than one pound of muscle. If they get this wrong, what else did they miss?

Babar is an elephant yes.

Can somebody tell me what the PSA tag means?

If there's blood in your semen, you shouldn't have punched your wife before demanding that blowjob.

And 8 answers doctors are afraid to give:

1.) "Nothing, it's an inoperable cancerous tumor that has spread through your lower abdominal cavity."

2.) "Oh i'm sorry, i must have mixed your samples together..."

3.) "Oh i'm sorry, I must have mixed your samples together..."

4.) "Well, you DO work in a sweat-shop..."

5.) "Sure... but if you really need to drop the kids offat the pool, just drink this water from mexico."

6.) "Just after you feel the sharp, stabbing pain to your chest."

7.) "Yes, it's called 'Failing Beer Goggles.'"

8.) "Shave your head."

orrinbloquy: 9. Does this look unusual to you?

(NSFW, unless you have a fetish for bagel dicks)

Oh no you don't! I fell for that in another recent thread when someone else posted that link.

Seriously I don't think anyone cares how massive someone's wang looks if it is nonfunctional. Seriously, how would that change your self image for the positive? Why would you inject pounds of silicone into your wang?

"Yeah, I can no longer engage in sex but MAN my cock is HUGE! Life is so sweet."

"orrinbloquy,

wtf?

sincerely,

Bigtimmy"

FARK GOLD right there man. I find that post hysterical.