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FarkinFarker		2006-02-08 08:22:33 PM

Then wtf is Jack Bauer going after?

Norad		2006-02-08 08:23:26 PM

Why?

God Dammit, why give this bullshiat scare more exposure?

Shame.

Descartes		2006-02-08 08:23:30 PM

You don't know Jack.

Azurewraith0		2006-02-08 08:23:31 PM

FarkinFarker

I'm sure he's out of liquor.

ranold		2006-02-08 08:23:31 PM

So the Hilton herpes test came back?

savage819		2006-02-08 08:24:16 PM

we just heard here in washington (at a newspaper) that it was totally a false alarm.

wippit		2006-02-08 08:24:36 PM

"They use sensitive nerve gasses to induce hallucination. And they call these bozos who conveniently show up with a fake electronic light show."

www.movievillains.com

strangeguitar		2006-02-08 08:24:59 PM

What's this about Paris?

Priapulid		2006-02-08 08:25:27 PM

wippit wins teh thread.

/ya I said it, so what

Smeggy Smurf		2006-02-08 08:25:46 PM

FOX is saying the 2nd test came up positive. Third test to happen.

You may now resume your prior panic

ctenidae		2006-02-08 08:26:14 PM

So wait, should we be scared?

I'm so confused.

symphonik		2006-02-08 08:26:20 PM

CupOfSTFU		2006-02-08 08:26:52 PM

told ya

TheRealist		2006-02-08 08:27:17 PM

3rd test came back positive, entire DC Area being evacuated and foamed.

/nr

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:27:51 PM

Can I come out of my bunker now? I was hunkering down in here.

Smeggy Smurf		2006-02-08 08:27:55 PM

4th test came back negative. Beer spilled in server blamed

SchlingFo		2006-02-08 08:28:26 PM

Wait.

You mean there's a possibility that a bunch of politicians could be exposed to a nerve agent?

Why are we bothering to evacuate the building?

Hell, why are we even telling them?

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:29:19 PM

When's the 5th test?

SharkInfested		2006-02-08 08:29:36 PM

soooo, am I scared or not? I have to leave the office at some point, and am unsure if I have to hold my breath the whole way home or whether I can inhale and exhale as usual.

Shadi		2006-02-08 08:29:38 PM

Might just be boric acid for roaches. And it's toxic if you started eating spoonfulls of it.

jasonbondshow		2006-02-08 08:29:39 PM

In reference to my post in the first thread: I take back my accusations that Bush and Clinton are to blame for this.

I figure it probably was a malfunction of some type, though.

greaser_77		2006-02-08 08:30:02 PM

So this is kinda like the chick who got arrested for having had rubbers filled with flower that tested postive for coke? Or was it heroin? Well not really but still

/me thinks we need better tests

AlOz42		2006-02-08 08:30:09 PM

and the fifth little test went "wee wee wee" all the way home.

Priapulid		2006-02-08 08:31:30 PM

We apologise again for the fault in the
biological warfare testing. Those responsible for sacking
the the first testers that were just sacked,
have been sacked.

The test has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:32:05 PM

I need someone to conduct a taste test to be reaaaaally sure.

Mikey_B		2006-02-08 08:32:25 PM

CNN is milking it to the very end...

MSNBC has said twice already that it's a false alarm and that they've talked to THREE different people who have confirmed that it was a false alarm...

Priapulid		2006-02-08 08:32:51 PM

I think I saw the 6th test last night on American Idol.

c7hu1hu fh746n		2006-02-08 08:32:55 PM

Priapulid

A biological nerve agent once infected my sister...

Smeggy Smurf		2006-02-08 08:33:49 PM

c7hu1hu fh746n, I aplogize for that night. I was drunk

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:35:37 PM

Smeggy has biological nerves :O

suspiiiicious

Priapulid		2006-02-08 08:36:05 PM

After 12 tests a team of 40 specially trained Ecuadorian mountain llamas have confirmed that the white powder is mostly harmless.

bloobeary		2006-02-08 08:37:05 PM

Amazing timing on this.

Sort of like the amazing timing on the anthrax scare. Remember that?

Mister Peejay		2006-02-08 08:37:17 PM

Priapulid

We apologise again for the fault in the
biological warfare testing. Those responsible for sacking
the the first testers that were just sacked,
have been sacked.

The test has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

(stock footage of applauding crowd)

Smeggy Smurf		2006-02-08 08:37:37 PM

It's a false alarm. Can we burn some Danish embassies anyway?

c7hu1hu fh746n		2006-02-08 08:37:44 PM

Smeggy Smurf

I'm sorry to hear that. You musta been really drunk. He will never be the same.

/did I mention I only have a brother?

Old_Chief_Scott		2006-02-08 08:38:27 PM

Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets a miniscule drop of Sarin on them and then they are effectively paralyzed until they die...

Sorry, didn't mean to kill the buzz...

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:38:29 PM

bloobeary: Amazing timing on this.

Sort of like the amazing timing on the anthrax scare. Remember that?

I had to wear gloves and a mask when ever I went to get my mail at the office mail room.

Company policy!

Alexandra		2006-02-08 08:41:28 PM

CNN saying that the detector detected something in the air. Not a powder.

/there goes my danish icing theory

Smeggy Smurf		2006-02-08 08:42:17 PM

c7hu1hu fh746n, I'm goign to go scrub my brain now

Archui		2006-02-08 08:42:43 PM

Guess that officially puts an end to Taco Wednesdays!

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:42:57 PM

Alexandra: CNN saying that the detector detected something in the air. Not a powder.

/there goes my danish icing theory

My fart theory still stands!

Alexandra		2006-02-08 08:44:59 PM

dgarg

Alexandra: CNN saying that the detector detected something in the air. Not a powder.

/there goes my danish icing theory

My fart theory still stands!

Maybe my four-year-old managed to sneak over there and let one rip. I tell you what, even HE can't stand the smell--he gets out of the bathroom quick!

dgarg		2006-02-08 08:45:48 PM

Alexandra: Maybe my four-year-old managed to sneak over there and let one rip. I tell you what, even HE can't stand the smell--he gets out of the bathroom quick!

clearly a threat to society :O

bloobeary		2006-02-08 08:48:32 PM

dgarg: I had to wear gloves and a mask when ever I went to get my mail at the office mail room.

I was speaking more of the business that the house and senate were in the middle of, when the anthrax scare happened.

Review of The Patriot Act, prior to signing.

House and Senate were shut down. Nothing was allowed out of the buiding - paperwork, computer discs, nothing. That includes the document mentioned above.

Fool me twice - won't get fooled again?

Daveism		2006-02-08 08:48:38 PM

Remember, kids...

BE AFRAID!

FriarReb98		2006-02-08 08:51:15 PM

Dear God:

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry!!!

Sincerely,
Senate Republicans

boobsrgood		2006-02-08 08:51:59 PM

Followup testing is the scariest kind. We must use a preemptive strike to neutralize it.

Bohemian		2006-02-08 08:56:29 PM

Dick Cheney was seen tip toeing away from the building earlier.

Farkomatic		2006-02-08 08:58:34 PM

Oh noes...I hope this stuff doesn't spread over tapped phone lines...

dgarg		2006-02-08 09:00:26 PM

bloobeary: Review of The Patriot Act, prior to signing.

House and Senate were shut down. Nothing was allowed out of the buiding - paperwork, computer discs, nothing. That includes the document mentioned above.

Fool me twice - won't get fooled again?

oh yeah. good point.

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