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(CNN)   Follow-up testing in the nerve agent scare comes up negative. Further testing in progress   (cnn.com) divider line 84
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2006-02-08 08:22:33 PM
Then wtf is Jack Bauer going after?
 
2006-02-08 08:23:26 PM
Why?

God Dammit, why give this bullshiat scare more exposure?

Shame.
 
2006-02-08 08:23:30 PM
You don't know Jack.
 
2006-02-08 08:23:31 PM
FarkinFarker

I'm sure he's out of liquor.
 
2006-02-08 08:23:31 PM
So the Hilton herpes test came back?
 
2006-02-08 08:24:16 PM
we just heard here in washington (at a newspaper) that it was totally a false alarm.
 
2006-02-08 08:24:36 PM
"They use sensitive nerve gasses to induce hallucination. And they call these bozos who conveniently show up with a fake electronic light show."

www.movievillains.com
 
2006-02-08 08:24:59 PM
What's this about Paris?
 
2006-02-08 08:25:27 PM
wippit wins teh thread.

/ya I said it, so what
 
2006-02-08 08:25:46 PM
FOX is saying the 2nd test came up positive. Third test to happen.

You may now resume your prior panic
 
2006-02-08 08:26:14 PM
So wait, should we be scared?

I'm so confused.
 
2006-02-08 08:26:20 PM
img.fark.com
 
2006-02-08 08:26:52 PM
told ya
 
2006-02-08 08:27:17 PM
3rd test came back positive, entire DC Area being evacuated and foamed.

/nr
 
2006-02-08 08:27:51 PM
Can I come out of my bunker now? I was hunkering down in here.
 
2006-02-08 08:27:55 PM
4th test came back negative. Beer spilled in server blamed
 
2006-02-08 08:28:26 PM
Wait.

You mean there's a possibility that a bunch of politicians could be exposed to a nerve agent?

Why are we bothering to evacuate the building?

Hell, why are we even telling them?
 
2006-02-08 08:29:19 PM
When's the 5th test?
 
2006-02-08 08:29:36 PM
soooo, am I scared or not? I have to leave the office at some point, and am unsure if I have to hold my breath the whole way home or whether I can inhale and exhale as usual.
 
2006-02-08 08:29:38 PM
Might just be boric acid for roaches. And it's toxic if you started eating spoonfulls of it.
 
2006-02-08 08:29:39 PM
In reference to my post in the first thread: I take back my accusations that Bush and Clinton are to blame for this.

I figure it probably was a malfunction of some type, though.
 
2006-02-08 08:30:02 PM
So this is kinda like the chick who got arrested for having had rubbers filled with flower that tested postive for coke? Or was it heroin? Well not really but still

/me thinks we need better tests
 
2006-02-08 08:30:09 PM
and the fifth little test went "wee wee wee" all the way home.
 
2006-02-08 08:31:30 PM
We apologise again for the fault in the
biological warfare testing. Those responsible for sacking
the the first testers that were just sacked,
have been sacked.

The test has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
 
2006-02-08 08:32:05 PM
I need someone to conduct a taste test to be reaaaaally sure.
 
2006-02-08 08:32:25 PM
CNN is milking it to the very end...

MSNBC has said twice already that it's a false alarm and that they've talked to THREE different people who have confirmed that it was a false alarm...
 
2006-02-08 08:32:51 PM
I think I saw the 6th test last night on American Idol.
 
2006-02-08 08:32:55 PM
Priapulid

A biological nerve agent once infected my sister...
 
2006-02-08 08:33:49 PM
c7hu1hu fh746n, I aplogize for that night. I was drunk
 
2006-02-08 08:35:37 PM
Smeggy has biological nerves :O

suspiiiicious
 
2006-02-08 08:36:05 PM
After 12 tests a team of 40 specially trained Ecuadorian mountain llamas have confirmed that the white powder is mostly harmless.
 
2006-02-08 08:37:05 PM
Amazing timing on this.

Sort of like the amazing timing on the anthrax scare. Remember that?
 
2006-02-08 08:37:17 PM
Priapulid

We apologise again for the fault in the
biological warfare testing. Those responsible for sacking
the the first testers that were just sacked,
have been sacked.

The test has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.



(stock footage of applauding crowd)
 
2006-02-08 08:37:37 PM
It's a false alarm. Can we burn some Danish embassies anyway?
 
2006-02-08 08:37:44 PM
Smeggy Smurf

I'm sorry to hear that. You musta been really drunk. He will never be the same.

/did I mention I only have a brother?
 
2006-02-08 08:38:27 PM
Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets a miniscule drop of Sarin on them and then they are effectively paralyzed until they die...


Sorry, didn't mean to kill the buzz...
 
2006-02-08 08:38:29 PM
bloobeary: Amazing timing on this.

Sort of like the amazing timing on the anthrax scare. Remember that?



I had to wear gloves and a mask when ever I went to get my mail at the office mail room.

Company policy!
 
2006-02-08 08:41:28 PM
CNN saying that the detector detected something in the air. Not a powder.

/there goes my danish icing theory
 
2006-02-08 08:42:17 PM
c7hu1hu fh746n, I'm goign to go scrub my brain now
 
2006-02-08 08:42:43 PM
Guess that officially puts an end to Taco Wednesdays!
 
2006-02-08 08:42:57 PM
Alexandra: CNN saying that the detector detected something in the air. Not a powder.

/there goes my danish icing theory



My fart theory still stands!
 
2006-02-08 08:44:59 PM
dgarg


Alexandra: CNN saying that the detector detected something in the air. Not a powder.

/there goes my danish icing theory


My fart theory still stands!


Maybe my four-year-old managed to sneak over there and let one rip. I tell you what, even HE can't stand the smell--he gets out of the bathroom quick!
 
2006-02-08 08:45:48 PM
Alexandra: Maybe my four-year-old managed to sneak over there and let one rip. I tell you what, even HE can't stand the smell--he gets out of the bathroom quick!


clearly a threat to society :O
 
2006-02-08 08:48:32 PM
dgarg: I had to wear gloves and a mask when ever I went to get my mail at the office mail room.

I was speaking more of the business that the house and senate were in the middle of, when the anthrax scare happened.

Review of The Patriot Act, prior to signing.

House and Senate were shut down. Nothing was allowed out of the buiding - paperwork, computer discs, nothing. That includes the document mentioned above.

Fool me twice - won't get fooled again?
 
2006-02-08 08:48:38 PM
Remember, kids...

BE AFRAID!
 
2006-02-08 08:51:15 PM
Dear God:

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry!!!

Sincerely,
Senate Republicans
 
2006-02-08 08:51:59 PM
Followup testing is the scariest kind. We must use a preemptive strike to neutralize it.
 
2006-02-08 08:56:29 PM
Dick Cheney was seen tip toeing away from the building earlier.
 
2006-02-08 08:58:34 PM
Oh noes...I hope this stuff doesn't spread over tapped phone lines...
 
2006-02-08 09:00:26 PM
bloobeary: Review of The Patriot Act, prior to signing.

House and Senate were shut down. Nothing was allowed out of the buiding - paperwork, computer discs, nothing. That includes the document mentioned above.

Fool me twice - won't get fooled again?



oh yeah. good point.
 
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