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(Hollywood.com)   Gwyneth Paltrow needs a list of stupid names for her new baby. Farkers, lead the charge   (hollywood.com) divider line 332
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2006-02-08 12:53:18 PM  
Nuprin.
 
2006-02-08 02:21:47 PM  
Anglophilus
 
2006-02-08 02:22:42 PM  
Mattress-staine

(pronounced with a French Nasal accent)
 
2006-02-08 02:22:45 PM  
Newton?
 
2006-02-08 02:23:12 PM  
Orange
 
2006-02-08 02:23:14 PM  
Voting-Enabled Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:23:21 PM  
Popozao Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:24:45 PM  
Alowishus Abercrombie.
 
2006-02-08 02:24:50 PM  
Le Monjello

Oranjello
 
2006-02-08 02:25:38 PM  
How about Stapler?
Robot?
Travel Mug?
Clipboard?

/I have more stuff on my desk, but you get the picture.
 
2006-02-08 02:25:50 PM  
Samsonite

/I knew it started with an 'S'.
 
2006-02-08 02:25:54 PM  
Paltry Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:26:02 PM  
Gwyneth Paltrow needs a list of stupid names for her new baby.

Duke.
 
2006-02-08 02:26:09 PM  
Mohammed Tikki-Boom-Boom Gwar Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:26:50 PM  
fappy mcfapperton
 
2006-02-08 02:26:54 PM  
Void

They'll love the noun vs verb discussions in school
 
2006-02-08 02:27:09 PM  
Lemon Party Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:27:10 PM  
Julieahni

Hitler

Heh...and we have a winner!!!
 
2006-02-08 02:27:31 PM  
Fubu
 
2006-02-08 02:27:56 PM  
Goon-ette.
 
2006-02-08 02:28:13 PM  
Mariner Martin
 
2006-02-08 02:28:36 PM  
www.goldenpalace.com
 
2006-02-08 02:28:52 PM  
Coitus Shatheed
 
2006-02-08 02:29:11 PM  
Another Bag 'O Antlers.
 
2006-02-08 02:29:34 PM  
boo-boo-kitty-fark
 
2006-02-08 02:30:26 PM  
Chlamydia

/pretty sound to it.
 
2006-02-08 02:30:36 PM  
V8
 
2006-02-08 02:30:51 PM  
Buckminsterfullerene
 
2006-02-08 02:31:13 PM  
Paris
 
2006-02-08 02:31:33 PM  
Cock-Dreidel Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:31:33 PM  
Chrismartin Isreallygay Paltrow

//doesn't know his orientation
///doesn't care
////Coldplay rocks
 
2006-02-08 02:31:54 PM  
microsoft
 
2006-02-08 02:32:04 PM  
Fifteena Minutes IsOva Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:32:05 PM  
Moo Moo
 
2006-02-08 02:32:10 PM  
B#. The musical note. And he/she has to sign things by drawing out a musical staff and placing the appropriate dot. And she has to be called by singing the note. She'll be "Laaaaa" Paltrow pronounced, but it'll be a B sharp.

That'd be awesome. I wish my parents loved me enough to name me A#.
/drunk
//A#hole
///haha
 
2006-02-08 02:32:35 PM  
Full name: Banana Pudding Paltrow.
 
2006-02-08 02:32:40 PM  
Agent.
 
2006-02-08 02:32:50 PM  
TROGDOR! (all caps with exclamation mark)
 
2006-02-08 02:32:59 PM  
Self-Important Twat

/named after the baby's mother
 
2006-02-08 02:33:04 PM  
40 Year Old Virgin
 
2006-02-08 02:33:11 PM  
 
2006-02-08 02:33:14 PM  
Moo Moo
 
2006-02-08 02:33:19 PM  
G
O
A
T
S
E

Paltrow

/trying to get past the filter
 
2006-02-08 02:33:31 PM  
I think "Dick Breath" has a nice ring to it.
 
2006-02-08 02:34:29 PM  
Schfifty
 
2006-02-08 02:34:55 PM  
Honk Bag Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:34:55 PM  
Brokeback Paltrow
 
2006-02-08 02:35:04 PM  
Peanut.

What, too young to remember the IBM PCjr (i.e. Peanut)?
 
2006-02-08 02:35:26 PM  
Zoot
Dingo
 
2006-02-08 02:35:42 PM  
Drew
 
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