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(post-dispatch.com)		anyone lose a bag of cow eyeballs? Some family found it and it scared the crap out of them (home.post-dispatch.com)		55
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Foaming		2002-05-23 05:20:17 PM

Error 404
HTTP Web Server: Lotus Notes Exception - File does not exist

crazylittleelf		2002-05-23 05:21:21 PM

That got farked fast.

Sheseala		2002-05-23 05:21:46 PM

Pre-farked

RaoulDuke		2002-05-23 05:21:59 PM

here it is on Rense...pretty weird stuff!

femme_fatale		2002-05-23 05:22:11 PM

check your links farks

Weisenheimer		2002-05-23 05:22:34 PM

Looks like we'll just have to make jokes without seeing the information first...

...blind jokes, if you will...

sexmitten		2002-05-23 05:22:49 PM

hahahaha! oh that's good stuff.

RaoulDuke		2002-05-23 05:24:11 PM

the numbers are what get me...lotsa fibonaccis in there....

DrDave		2002-05-23 05:24:21 PM

Tastes like chicken

femme_fatale		2002-05-23 05:24:27 PM

This is what happens when all of the 1970's rec. halls disappear. There is nothing for suburban kids to do anymore but scoop the eyes out of cows. Simple. [/sarcasm]

andonbray		2002-05-23 05:24:42 PM

Let them heat up in the sun and they are fun to throw like water balloons.

skinink		2002-05-23 05:24:50 PM

Weisenheimer:
"Looks like we'll just have to make jokes without seeing the information first..."

In other words, do what we normally do with all headlines ?

lojack		2002-05-23 05:24:58 PM

Did they fall outta the back of an armored car?

Weisenheimer		2002-05-23 05:25:07 PM

The aliens are returning the cows they've kidnapped...

...one piece at a time...

some assembly required?

catfishdog		2002-05-23 05:25:13 PM

Go figure...it's Notes :/

MajorMajorMajorMajor		2002-05-23 05:27:51 PM

Oh, those are mine. My bad.

deadchinadoLL		2002-05-23 05:28:27 PM

*feels pockets* awh shiat!!!

Umidude		2002-05-23 05:28:28 PM

So are we actually supposed to read the articles?

No-one told me!?!??!

SOMEONE UPDATE THE FArQ!!!! AND QUICK!!!!!

I am so confused!

Thermos		2002-05-23 05:28:39 PM

farked already?

MMMM cow eye soup

TampaNugget		2002-05-23 05:29:28 PM

I hear they're good dipped in goat semen.

KillerChihuahua		2002-05-23 05:30:32 PM

well I've been having trouble today with HTML on this site, but here goes:

http://home.post-dispatch.com/channel/pdweb.nsf/da37732b0078d6c285256ad500494d f3/86256a0e0068fe5086256bc200445831?OpenDocument&Highlight=0,eyeballs

SuperMonkeyOverLord		2002-05-23 05:31:06 PM

This is almost like the recent Chicago Sun-Times article where someone was doing maintenance on the roof of a CHicago building and they found a bucket of Human Teeth.

Creepy.

KillerChihuahua		2002-05-23 05:31:26 PM

bah take two:

click here for the St Louis-Dispatch story

AbbyNormal		2002-05-23 05:31:48 PM

So that's where I left my lunch. Damn, now I'll have to get take out.

KillerChihuahua		2002-05-23 05:32:05 PM

see what I mean? HTML not enabled for me... copy/paste the URL in my Boobies I 'spose.

mulletlovers		2002-05-23 05:32:37 PM

Breezyboobie		2002-05-23 05:33:03 PM

read the articles? bah takes way to much time, the exception being the boobies tag.

farkbitch		2002-05-23 05:33:11 PM

HAHAHAHAHA.....*coughs* HAHAHAHHAHA *chokes* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

man.... I can't imagine finding a bag filled with cow eyes! ewww!! LOL!!!!

volcano		2002-05-23 05:33:15 PM

Call Scully and Mulder:

RaoulDuke		2002-05-23 05:33:35 PM

heheee...you got paste in your boobies

Vinegar Tom		2002-05-23 05:34:08 PM

farking farked

jdemanon		2002-05-23 05:36:00 PM

nice. farking. link.

TampaNugget		2002-05-23 05:36:10 PM

Mulletlovers: Damn, I was going to say this story makes me think of Marty Feldman for some reason.

lexus2nv		2002-05-23 05:36:12 PM

Hey wasn't that 55 gallon barrel of goat semen found in Missouri too? A couple or three weeks ago? Anyone remember that?

volcano		2002-05-23 05:36:46 PM

The weird thing is they weren't in a bag - they were just lying all over the yard and a cop had to come pick them all up!

mulletlovers		2002-05-23 05:37:39 PM

Hey wasn't that 55 gallon barrel of goat semen found in Missouri too? A couple or three weeks ago? Anyone remember that?

Yeah, that was mine.

mr_crash_davis		2002-05-23 05:37:56 PM

andonbray		2002-05-23 05:38:35 PM

Here's looking at you

mulletlovers		2002-05-23 05:38:45 PM

Somewhere there are 9 really pissed off cows.

Max Load		2002-05-23 05:38:46 PM

I bet they formed a smiley face pattern.

bryanc1		2002-05-23 05:41:57 PM

Why does this crap always have to happen here in MO. Geeez....I'm moving to Florida...wait. I doubt it's that much better there.

Shepherd		2002-05-23 05:42:27 PM

The largest purchaser of cow eyeballs in the world is McDonald's. I'd suggest walking to the nearest Mickey dee's, holding the bag open at the counter and loudly asking if they forgot something.

BlackWolf		2002-05-23 05:46:16 PM

"They looked like meat," said Comer, who described how he nudged one with his foot. "I couldn't believe it was an eyeball."

Comer said he called over a neighbor who was outside barbecuing. The man, an avid hunter, had no explanation either.

These two guys would make a great sitcom.

DrDave		2002-05-23 05:49:56 PM

You want eyeballs, I've got eyeballs (see profile)

Tyee		2002-05-23 05:56:51 PM

Pickeled?

sunburn		2002-05-23 06:07:50 PM

mmmmm what's for dinner?

Eyeballs the other white meat

lordargent		2002-05-23 06:09:43 PM

Shepherd: should I even bother linking to snopes? Or can you find it on your own?

randomBob		2002-05-23 06:11:44 PM

The real question is not how the eyeballs got there, but who abducted the pre-meds?

spamtastic		2002-05-23 06:11:54 PM

Black Francis wants those back.

bri		2002-05-23 06:12:11 PM

I remember disecting (sp?) cow eyes in 7th grade or something, and people where always biatching about the stupid frog. Those things were NASTAY.

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