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JacksBlack		2006-02-05 10:48:34 PM

I wondered why I didn't hear that lyric. I assumed it was because they sucked.

casey17		2006-02-05 10:56:47 PM

Damn - what does the Post like? Could they be anymore critical?

/why does the Post hate Amurika?

CraicBaby		2006-02-05 11:04:18 PM

casey17: Damn - what does the Post like? Could they be anymore critical?

/why does the Post hate Amurika?

The Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch. It's basically the Fox News of newspapers.

newmoonpuppyhead		2006-02-05 11:20:58 PM

casey17: Damn - what does the Post like? Could they be anymore critical?

Bush's butt buddies.

Heroic Poser		2006-02-05 11:23:43 PM

I just assumed he ran out of breath like the rest of the song.

*note to next producers. Get the Stones a smaller stage.

azmoviez		2006-02-05 11:28:45 PM

I was really curious about Start Me Up. It's not exactly the family friendly song the NFL portrays it to be.

newmoonpuppyhead		2006-02-05 11:30:00 PM

BTW...pottymouth?

Nougat		2006-02-05 11:32:39 PM

Let's all pretend we are not sexual beings. Yeah, that will be healthy.

azmoviez		2006-02-05 11:46:07 PM

Start Me Up

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up

If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up

Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up

If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up

You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop

You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man come
You, you make a dead man come

SuperSally		2006-02-06 12:02:52 AM

I thought there was something a bit off about the the whole sound of the thing. My husband suggested it was maybe the mixing. I just figure the point where the mic went out was just more cruddy audio.

bulldg4life		2006-02-06 12:04:01 AM

I just wanna know what the deal is with Neville singing the national anthem like that...

It was extra crappy...worse then the last time he sang it last year at whatever big event.

I was very sad that I could barely make out the words from him and Aretha.

newmoonpuppyhead		2006-02-06 12:27:08 AM

bulldg4life: I was very sad that I could barely make out the words from him and Aretha.

It's going to be okay.

RobbieFal		2006-02-06 12:34:23 AM

The NFL should have really screwed with people and brought in Beck for the halftime show.

Although, that would increase the risk of Scientologists showing up at the Super Bowl.

Cuidado! Llamas!		2006-02-06 12:43:14 AM

When is the Insane Clown Posse going to do the halftime?

RobbieFal		2006-02-06 12:45:41 AM

When is the Insane Clown Posse going to do the halftime?

Once they get big with their show "CSI:ICP" where they go around the nation solving crimes against juggalos

Twigz221		2006-02-06 12:45:45 AM

I'd like to see AC/DC do the halftime show.

TalkingBaseball		2006-02-06 12:46:15 AM

Well to Prude-ville, USA. Jeez. What a bunch of Puritans many of us are. It's sad.

RockIsDead		2006-02-06 12:46:20 AM

So, what exactly DOES it make a dead man do?

Corvus		2006-02-06 12:50:00 AM

Rolling Stones sucked. Kind of sad too, because it's not like Ashleigh Simpson who has no talent, the stones actually have some talent.

Neville - sucktacular.

Aretha Franklin - kicked ass. made Neville look stupid.

Millbudda		2006-02-06 12:50:10 AM

I just gotta say I couldn't help but laugh when Jagger threw out, "Here's one we could've done for Superbowl I" right before they went into Satisfaction.

Oh, and why didn't anyone tell me Grey's Anatomy was so excellent. That show and Scrubs just crack me up for some reason.

darkrowan		2006-02-06 12:51:31 AM

Twigz221: I'd like to see AC/DC do the halftime show.

I'd pay a fortune to see that one pitched to the execs. The idea of Highway to Hell as an opener is funny as, well, hell. ^_^

EdgeRunner		2006-02-06 12:51:38 AM

RockIsDead
So, what exactly DOES it make a dead man do?

Judging by Keith Richards' performance, I'd say not much of anything.

Corvus		2006-02-06 12:52:12 AM

I always love when the powers that be have no idea what the lyrics to the song mean.

Like when Reagan used "Born in the USA".

Cuidado! Llamas!		2006-02-06 12:54:11 AM

RobbieFal: Once they get big with their show "CSI:ICP" where they go around the nation solving crimes against juggalos

Damn... I'd Tivo that shiat.

Hedgehogg		2006-02-06 12:54:13 AM

The show was just bad. That makes two years in a row that aging british rockers (who i like) have made me change the channel. I did stay long enough to hear the edits, which was sad considering how many of the commericals are going to illicit complaints from the christian right anyway. I say go back to staging musical car crashes, cause America loves to rubberneck.

rodeofrog		2006-02-06 12:55:36 AM

My two least favorite words: halftime show.

stiletto_the_wise		2006-02-06 12:55:56 AM

Wont SOMEBODY think of the chuldrun?!?! When they hear bad naughty words, their heads just spontaniously explode into flames, and if they don't, their minds turn to the devil! We can't have the chuldrun turn to the DEVIL!!! All broadcast entertainment should be Disneyed-down to levels appropriate for 5-year-olds, for the chuldrun!

Bacon cookies		2006-02-06 12:58:41 AM

I'm old and remember when these guys were good. Please next year, get someone who doesn't qualify for the senior discount.

Ape Shiat Nuts		2006-02-06 01:02:56 AM

Nowadays, when Mick sings "Start Me Up", doesn't it mean "grab the defibrillator"?

cpux		2006-02-06 01:03:35 AM

You know, if even one old biddie with too much free time on her hands writes to the FCC about the Rolling (Kidney) Stones, I'm gonna laugh.

We can't have no halfway lewd lyrics in the middle of a game riddled with violence and drunken armchair coaches going ape, can we?

ElBarto79		2006-02-06 01:05:16 AM

Am I the only one that thought having a bunch of wrinkly, 60-something English rockers doing the halftime show for the Superbowl was a little lame. Keith Richards ugly mug was deffinitely more offensive than a nipple.

danielsan1701		2006-02-06 01:05:36 AM

IT'S A COCK!

AsianBusinessMan		2006-02-06 01:06:34 AM

i cant wait untill next year's "family friendly" crapfest includes John Tesch and Kenny G.

/halftime show was a pile of shiaat
/watched puppy bowl II instead

Beerden		2006-02-06 01:06:34 AM

I think I woke up in the wrong dimension this morning.

/America is UNbelievable

ReverendZ		2006-02-06 01:07:11 AM

Wow, I thought they kicked all kinds of ass. I was sitting there watching, thinking "I hope I can still kick ass like that when I'm 60".

cargrrl82		2006-02-06 01:08:36 AM

the stones put on a great show, just that whoever was doing the sound is probably getting the mother of all beat downs from TommyymmoT right now, becuase they sucked beyond sucking.

doglover		2006-02-06 01:10:21 AM

Next year, the superbowl will be prerecorded and broadcast three days later so that NOTHING offensive will happen.

robobular		2006-02-06 01:10:39 AM

thank god for Fark.
i thought i was the only one that thinks the stones are..(see all of the above posts), until i came in this room and gained back some hope.

I_Wish_I_Could_Quit_You		2006-02-06 01:11:45 AM

Girl, we couldn't get much better

Dragynwing		2006-02-06 01:12:29 AM

i think that the NFL will go with a country singer next year. especially if the Super Bowl is held ANYWHERE near the Mason/Dixon line...let's face it. Country music is "safe." you won't see sluts (Christina/Britney/Jessica) or rappers anytime soon 'cause of the Janet/Justin BS. and just as well IMHO. i say get rid of the halftime show alltogether. it's boring and most popular music sucks anyways. ah well, just my 2 cents.

RockIsDead		2006-02-06 01:14:53 AM

Superbowl halftime ain't exactly known for cutting-edge now is it? Except perhaps compared to an olympic opening show.

Squirrelnutz86		2006-02-06 01:14:54 AM

Wow, I'm so glad that my household has a tradition of drinking whilst we watch the Superbowl. That way, only the most memorable of comercials and football moves can stick in our minds.

/Was it just me, or did the audio suck for all the musical performances?
//I was looking forward to an excellent Superbowl. Something I had been deprived of for quite sometime. I forgot about the refs, though. I rooted for no side, but the refs really seemed like they loved some Steelers tonight.

zipcarol		2006-02-06 01:16:01 AM

The "Strolling Bones" ought to take a rest.
Who's in charge of half-time shows? NFL or TV? They sure need some better ideas.
Hey, Farkers could plan a great show. Send 'em your suggestions for next year.

Dihnekis		2006-02-06 01:16:19 AM

The audio sucked terribly for some reason, the stones can't sound that bad. Guitars and everything. You'd think that the most watched thing on TV would have decent audio mixing.

Partisan		2006-02-06 01:17:37 AM

ABC was having audio problems the whole day. The mics used during the postgame award thing sounded like they located on the Goodyear blimp.

Smartassshanna		2006-02-06 01:19:04 AM

After reading that article I wanted to scream out:

STOP KISSING U2's ass! Frankly, I like their old stuff. I am sick to death of seeing Bono's mug everywhere.

I missed the super bowl. The stones sucked that bad, huh? What a shame...I love those guys!

Partisan		2006-02-06 01:21:10 AM

I think next year they should have frisbee dogs. If that sounds too mundane, they could have two performing at once or something to make in more "super"

Seriously, everybody loves frisbee dogs. And unless the dogs starts licking itself or something, there is no editing for content necessary. It is the perfect solution.