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(Tone Deaf Farker)   Roseanne Barr video teaches kids how to sing. We should start hearing the consequences on "American Idol," season 20   ( divider line
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2006-02-03 03:25:10 AM  
*fap fap*
2006-02-03 03:25:45 AM  
yea, I recall a certain national anthem being sang very beautifully by Roseanne.
2006-02-03 03:25:57 AM  
And the hooooooommmee of theeee braaaaaaaaavvvve

I approve.
2006-02-03 03:28:15 AM  
I thought it was Roseanne Arnold, or Roseanne Arnold-Barr.
2006-02-03 03:29:32 AM  
It's part of a series. "Homeless guy's Secret to Success" and "Eunuch's Kama Sutra" are two others in the set.
2006-02-03 03:29:37 AM  
Being fat is OK. Be obnoxious and fat is not. I thought her five minutes of fame were over a long time ago.
2006-02-03 03:29:40 AM


(boooo... boooo...)
2006-02-03 03:30:07 AM  
polythene_pam: I thought it was Roseanne Arnold, or Roseanne Arnold-Barr.

Do these hairs really deserve splitting?
2006-02-03 03:34:47 AM  
I respect her for standing there and doing it. I thought that it was better than all those butt holes that mess with the tempo and add there own notes.

Better to butcher it outright than to try and make something that is great, better and failing.
2006-02-03 03:34:56 AM  
When I worked in a comic book store, I had the unique experience of having both Roseanne (Arnold, at the time,) and a young couple from Paris in the store at the same time. Roseanne paid and left just as the couple noticed her. Suddenly, the femme of the duo was screaming for me to bring her a pen so she can pester the star (already notorious for being short tempered, if I remember correctly) for an autograph. When I refused, she countered: "You don't undairstand. I'M FROM FRANCE."
2006-02-03 03:35:43 AM  
NYMoogle - there's enough to go around
2006-02-03 03:37:31 AM  
Combat Medici - so, who's more obnoxious? Roseanne, or the french?

2006-02-03 03:40:02 AM  
I saw an ad for the video on Nick at Night, during an episode of "Roseanne", no less. I guess it could be could be Ashlee Simpson teaching kids how to lip synch and lie about it.
2006-02-03 03:48:29 AM  
Funny, I thought Kelly Clarkson was a direct result of her singing.
2006-02-03 03:51:46 AM  
good point... Hey, speaking of fat actresses, Kirstie Alley's looking decent again.

/I think Roseanne coulda been hot if she'd a found Jenny 15 years ago.
2006-02-03 03:54:54 AM  
I watched Leno for Sue, not Roseanne.

Roseanne's become a tightass conservative.. it's so stupid.
2006-02-03 04:01:17 AM  
She was on Leno tonight and an appropriate time to ask, who is less funny....

/leno is okay
//letterman is so-so
///conan rocks
2006-02-03 04:03:20 AM

Dan, you'll never believe the good news. DJ finally flipped and killed the others!
2006-02-03 04:20:57 AM  
Has she done a sex video yet?
2006-02-03 04:46:28 AM  
Good headline.
2006-02-03 04:46:46 AM  
She was interviewed recently for a broadsheet weekend supplement over here, and she actually came across as quite cool and funny. There are worse people in the world.
2006-02-03 04:48:13 AM  
who cares?
2006-02-03 04:56:01 AM  
cus...i do!
2006-02-03 04:58:15 AM  
yay me.
2006-02-03 05:00:48 AM  
Talking to yourself on an internet site has to be the ultimate in g33k.
2006-02-03 05:01:01 AM  
The only good thing about Roseanne was that the girl who played Becky grew up to be the hot doctor on Scrubs.
2006-02-03 05:02:52 AM  
how bout now?
2006-02-03 05:03:34 AM  
Cybering with yourself is probably worse, maybe not geekier, but more pathetic for sure.
2006-02-03 05:08:04 AM  
how do you cyber with yourself? on second thoughts, dont tell me if it's really grim
2006-02-03 05:09:14 AM  
and the shiat hits your face niga what
2006-02-03 05:11:46 AM  
gona bust a cap in here
2006-02-03 05:24:58 AM  
I've actually been to Roseanne's loose meat sandwich shoppe in IA back in the day. It wasn't bad.
2006-02-03 05:33:05 AM  
Okay, but who can dig up the whole ending monolouge for the final episode?
2006-02-03 05:37:31 AM

For some reason, I found this rather disturbing.
2006-02-03 05:49:10 AM  
2006-02-03 06:17:44 AM  
Roseanne singing?
2006-02-03 06:32:59 AM  
Whenever I got a boner at work, I still think of Roseann to this day and it instantly goes away...

On a serious note, anyone who buys this for their kid should really considering giving their kids away for adoption...
2006-02-03 06:47:40 AM  
All I can think of is the Family Guy where Peter is playing Dan and Roseanne is talking to him and everything she says is completely incoherent.

She stops and Peter stares at her before finally saying "What?"
2006-02-03 07:12:07 AM  
You gotta be kidding!
2006-02-03 07:45:26 AM  
Roseanne "Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts."
2006-02-03 07:46:12 AM  
this made me die a little on the inside.
2006-02-03 07:47:40 AM  
Wait a minute! You mean we are not seeing it now?

/i am shocked
//shocked, I tell you
///slashies still rule!
2006-02-03 08:02:58 AM  
Yup, 20 seasons of American Idol is as scary as anything I can come up with.
2006-02-03 08:27:22 AM  
Guess she didn't invest those residuals well
2006-02-03 08:35:42 AM

Those are some of the most cheapass-looking puppets I've ever seen. I mean, I think the one on the left is supposed to be a lion of some sort, but WTF is that other thing supposed to be???

"Kids will sing and dance along while they learn about eating right, doing what theyre told, visiting the doctor, not being afraid of the dark, and just having super- silly fun, Roseanne style!"

Oh boy! All the fun of doing what you're told! Sign me up!
2006-02-03 08:57:34 AM  
I've actually been to Roseanne's loose meat sandwich shoppe

Open faced roast beef sammich? Yikes!
2006-02-03 08:59:17 AM  
Salieri_82 but WTF is that other thing supposed to be???

It looks to have a soul patch...and a moustache...maybe its supposed to be French? A surrender monkey maybe?
2006-02-03 09:10:32 AM  
Roseanne Barn -- anyone showing that video to their kids might be charged with child endangerment.
2006-02-03 09:18:31 AM  
Salieri_82: I'm surprised no one has commented on it yet, but those puppets are Sifl and Ollie. They had their own show at one point, but have fallen on hard times. It's sad, they're broth strung out on cocaine and fabric softener and will do anything for a buck...
2006-02-03 09:20:02 AM  
Oh and Roseanne is cool because her show had a masturbation episode that was pretty funny. Any show with a masturbation episode gets a thumbs-up in my book.
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