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(TMC)   Man tries to rob 90-year-old at gunpoint, gets ass handed to him. Hulk Hogan style   ( divider line
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2006-02-01 10:38:56 PM  
Photo of the old lady and her tag team friend

And at 90 years old you sure it really wasn't Macho Man and Hulk Hogan?
2006-02-01 10:42:23 PM  
Snap into a slim-jim or an old lady!
2006-02-01 11:25:59 PM  
nWo 4 Life
2006-02-02 12:40:21 AM  
Valdemiro all I see in that picture is skin cancer.
2006-02-02 12:40:34 AM  
I adore these stories.
2006-02-02 12:41:15 AM  
She didn't Big Boot, then leg drop him. What a gip.
2006-02-02 12:43:06 AM  
Oce I kick your nads to the moon
/ Then you can get your punk criminal azz off my lawn !!
2006-02-02 12:43:16 AM  
i think im going to stay off her lawn
2006-02-02 12:44:00 AM  

Valdemiro: all I see in that picture is skin cancer.

All *I* see is stuff that comes out of a spray can.
2006-02-02 12:44:38 AM  
Don't mess with the 90 and 69 year old ladies.
2006-02-02 12:44:44 AM  
I believe the submitter meant Fabulous Moolah style.
2006-02-02 12:44:59 AM  
Got his ass whooped Old School.
2006-02-02 12:47:29 AM  
You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
2006-02-02 12:48:49 AM  
Merry Christmas Grandma!
2006-02-02 12:53:15 AM  
So, the 90 year old lady hobbled around "Hulking up" and then bounced off of something, came to a complete stop and leg-dropped the would-be robber? Awesome!
2006-02-02 12:54:36 AM  
Please, someone link the elevator girl suplexing the purse snacher!
2006-02-02 12:55:28 AM  
Unless you're Stephen Hawking you should be able to rob/beat up a 90 y/o
2006-02-02 12:56:36 AM

2006-02-02 12:56:41 AM  
That must have been one frail ass crackhead.
2006-02-02 12:56:42 AM  
SO... did he get the purse, or not? STill unclear after RTFA...

//It's a big ol' goofy world...
2006-02-02 12:57:28 AM  
The man is still on the loose.

Anyone else actually WANT this man to try to rob them? I do.
2006-02-02 01:02:16 AM  
I still wouldn't hit it. Come on - 90 years old? Even if she fought off three crackheads!
2006-02-02 01:04:50 AM  
Twice in one week have criminals had the tar beaten out of them by demographics that are considered "easy/popular" targets. First the ass-kicking schoolgirl, now a pair of grandmas. I'm laughing all the way to bed tonight!
2006-02-02 01:05:01 AM  
To be the gran, you have to beat the gran.
2006-02-02 01:09:27 AM  
Ha Ha ... Good fun! oh yeah.

/still wonder... did he get the purse?
// cruel cold feeling??
2006-02-02 01:11:00 AM  
hexane To be the gran, you have to beat the gran.

Whooo *cough* *hack* *wheeze* oooo!
2006-02-02 01:11:52 AM  

I can't remember where the original quote comes from, care to help jog my memory?

/kudos for a funny post, btw :)
2006-02-02 01:12:44 AM  
Shouldn't this have gotten the "Hero" tag?

/don't mess with Granny, she's had decades of experience
2006-02-02 01:16:11 AM  
Bravo Old Gal...Bravo
2006-02-02 01:22:15 AM  
Boy they don't make muggers like they used to. Now-a-days any chump thinks he can just run around robbing school girls and old people, not even bothering to go through basic mugging academy or anything. When I was a kid we'd use a sack of oranges to rob bodybuilders, and that was on a good day. Sometimes we had to mug an entire special ops squad with nothing but a paper clip and a rubber band! These guys are giving real criminals a bad name.
2006-02-02 01:22:58 AM  
Wrestler Rick Flair's motto: To be the man you have to beat the man.
2006-02-02 01:23:18 AM
2006-02-02 01:37:31 AM  

Says the thief gave up, so I'd guess he did _not_ get the purse.
2006-02-02 01:40:08 AM  
In 1990, my aikido sensei took us out to one of the little farm communities in the area to sit in on a shorin-ryu class. the instructor was a little chubby hispanic man, about 70.
turns out he was in the U.S. army in japan in the 50's, studied under Funakoshi, and agreed that night to do a little demonstration with my sensei, who had enough black belts laying around to tie up a bull securely, all from traditional Japanese schools.
It wasn't completely one sided, but I think to mug that old man you would have to be standing about 20 feet away with a loaded weapon to have a chance of survival.
The Moral is: sometime easy targets are not as easy as they appear.
2006-02-02 01:50:32 AM  
the greatest voicemail message ever

some dude witnesses a bunch of old ladies beat up a guy who was in an accident and came up to yell at them

"she just hit him in the head with the bible! ahahahaha"
2006-02-02 02:01:59 AM  
Out of fairness to the mugger, you do have to keep in mind that these are two Wisconsin women.
/from Wisconsin
//Go Brewers!
2006-02-02 02:03:56 AM  
this one's even worse:
2006-02-02 02:24:44 AM  
Dear Mugger,

Remember to bob and weave...

Oh, and lead with your left...
2006-02-02 02:28:42 AM
2006-02-02 03:42:56 AM
OWN'd Yeah!

/Old Ladies are teh Bad Ass.
2006-02-02 07:35:35 AM  

At 90 and 69, what was the farkhead thinking. They probably lived a good life and have nothing to fear. "OUTFARKINGSTANDING LADIES". Who knows maybe they got the practice smacking the shiat outta de grankids :-).
2006-02-02 08:17:10 AM  
That'll learn em, old timer!
2006-02-02 09:05:13 AM  
This should be follow up. The story yesterday on the 15YO who kicked some guys ass. You don't need to carry a gun, take some martial arts and FU these crackheads they are fraile like old cheese anyway
2006-02-02 09:47:37 AM  
i call bs
2006-02-02 12:23:22 PM  
LOL Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young!

Go Grandma!
2006-02-02 01:05:47 PM  
I love these stories! It's great to see the chicks channeling Chuck Norris and giving the bad guys a whuppin'!
2006-02-02 06:15:09 PM  
Whatcha gonna do brother, when Grandmamania runs wild on YOOUUUUUUUU?!?!?!
2006-02-02 07:02:30 PM  
For those of you who failed reading comprehension: The *old lady* was knocked down, not the mugger. It says that she continued to struggle even after getting knocked down, not that she knocked down the guy.

Basically the old biddy wouldn't let go of the purse, despite getting banged around. Them little old ladies can have the death grip on handbags...
2006-02-03 03:02:48 AM  
Scandalous: I still wouldn't hit it. Come on - 90 years old? Even if she fought off three crackheads!

Yeah, but she might hit you...
2006-02-03 06:22:21 AM  

I lolled. And got strange looks from my office co-workers.
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