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(Yahoo)   Sex ed teacher puts theory into practice by asking to sign female students' buttocks, narrowly avoids further education in alternative ass usage   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 32
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2006-02-01 11:58:09 AM
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk....
 
2006-02-01 12:05:20 PM
ass-inine, hahaha.
 
2006-02-01 12:05:55 PM
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa.... where they think raping virgins will cure AIDS.....
 
2006-02-01 12:06:49 PM
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk....

Get you love drunk off my hump

/shoots myself
 
2006-02-01 12:09:39 PM
sounds like a bum rap
 
2006-02-01 12:11:19 PM
You now have a 50% stake in "Prisoners of Love"
 
2006-02-01 12:12:07 PM
DANlELLE: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk....

Now I'm going to be singing that all the way to class. I hate you.
/worst song ever
//convinced Blackeyed Peas could yodel and it'd be a hit
///stupid mtv
///woohoo, slashies!
 
2006-02-01 12:12:15 PM
he's obviously being made the butt of a cruel plan by the other teachers.
 
2006-02-01 12:13:40 PM
Sex Ed Trifecta?
 
2006-02-01 12:13:48 PM
LOL, wish one my teacher in HS had asked to sign my butt, lol.
 
2006-02-01 12:15:16 PM
Buttsecks?

/obligatory
//cliche??
 
2006-02-01 12:15:58 PM
Not to worry, I'm sure it'll all come out in the end.
 
2006-02-01 12:16:44 PM
No butts about it, the PTA will have to get to the bottom of this. Such a cheeky girl!


/one extra slashie for the one riceguy forgot
/
 
2006-02-01 12:17:30 PM
jesus h christ that black eyed peas song is the worst abomination to grace the airwaves since...well...the song before it.

/destroy your radio
//obey.
 
2006-02-01 12:19:30 PM
...pictures??
 
2006-02-01 12:21:00 PM
I would LOVE to hear what "theory" THIS set out to prove!
 
2006-02-01 12:21:42 PM
Denial:

jesus h christ that black eyed peas song is the worst abomination to grace the airwaves since...well...the song before it.

You said it. That song makes me go bananas...

B A N A N A S
 
2006-02-01 12:21:59 PM
Tickle your ass with a feather?

WHAT?

Um, I said particularly nasty weather...we've been havin'.
 
2006-02-01 12:25:30 PM
pic of the buttsecks owl, por favor.
 
2006-02-01 12:27:26 PM
Sam_Walton: You said it. That song makes me go bananas...

B A N A N A S

FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
 
2006-02-01 12:32:17 PM
Oh, Josh, you scoundrel.
 
2006-02-01 12:34:11 PM
homepage.mac.com
 
2006-02-01 12:35:22 PM
Sign their buttocks? Gives new meaning to "putting (his) John Hancock" on there.
 
2006-02-01 12:37:55 PM
"You are unequipped, unqualified to be a school teacher. You have warped ideas of teaching children about life skills and sexual matters," the newspaper quoted the judge as saying.

Who is he to judge?

/i'll leave now
 
2006-02-01 12:55:42 PM
img457.imageshack.us
 
2006-02-01 01:04:06 PM
I'd sign it
 
2006-02-01 01:11:59 PM
Signed ass. Ass signing. Sign my ass. The GISs all have a wide variety of stuff, not nearly as NSFW as you might think.
 
2006-02-01 02:19:02 PM
"I signed your crack"

Noexit, Class of '86
 
2006-02-01 02:21:21 PM
It just doesn't count for me if it occurs outside the civilized world
 
2006-02-01 04:13:38 PM
SretiCentV: It just doesn't count for me if it occurs outside the civilized world


SO the US is offlimits as well?

=)
 
2006-02-01 04:42:05 PM
Rosemary Molaro, whose son attended the program, said she was flabbergasted when her son came home and told her, "I know exactly what you do with that thing in the bathroom with the string attached to it."

"I was caught off guard," said Molaro, who was unaware that the assembly was taking place. "I just turned completely red."

Err...?
 
2006-02-01 10:16:05 PM
"You are unequipped, unqualified to be a school teacher. You have warped ideas of teaching children about life skills and sexual matters,"

Sounds like he taught them a good and valuable lesson: watch out for the pervs lurking around every corner.

/"pen", "pencil" and "penis" all come from the same root word
 
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