lol journalism

Jerome Bettis, the mayor of Detroit has given you the key to the city - why are there now teethmarks on it?

Hardest you ever farted?

Anyone remember that one Robert Townsend movie where they had people addicted to farting? And that weight lifter guy farted so hard he blew his girlfriend out of the bed?

Lol nice starshipPooper . Has anyone played "You don't know Jack: The Ride"? At the end you pick from like different endings including "The longest fart in the world" Its like 6 minutes of pure fart.... i loved every second

Pull my finger and find out for yourself!

I farted myself into Mississippi.

I have never farted once in my entire life....seriously!

I'd hate to be a reporter sent to cover some boring Super Bowel movement. I'd ask why they spend so much time patting each other's asses, instead of playing the game.

Buncha fatties in tights, getting carried off the field when they break a nail. That's what "Football" is to me. Any womens soccer team could take them.

farting makes Detroit smell better

Well...I never had gas until I was 30

Back in grade school my best friend would always get a laugh by saying "Speak oh mighty toothless one" and then let one fly.

Jerome Bettis is from Detroit... he really is! A Detroit native! From Detroit! Look at him! He's going home to Detroit! GO JEROME BETTIS, from Detroit!

brady123

what the hell was that

"What do you do for a living?" a reporter from FSN-TV asks Mack Strong.

"I run into people."

It's funny because it's true.

totalsecurity

Fatties? Oh yeah, you were the guy who got noogies in high school.

Swirly.

reverendfitty
That, sir, was my first thought when I read the headline. Family Guy invading my life again.

totalsecurity: I'd hate to be a reporter sent to cover some boring Super Bowel movement. I'd ask why they spend so much time patting each other's asses, instead of playing the game.

Buncha fatties in tights, getting carried off the field when they break a nail. That's what "Football" is to me. Any womens soccer team could take them.


Nice flame! Especially the end there about womens soccer.

Isn't there anybody else from these two teams from Detriot?

the media is a bunch of asshats and this shows it:

some stupid asshat

I have often thought pro football was fake. like WWE wrestling or Tyra Banks' hooters.

we need more of this:

Obviously a lot of this is just schtick. The radio station I listen to makes it a common practice when they're on the road to ask players confusing questions like "When are you left hand?"

Nothing will beat "How long have you been a black quarterback?"

2006-02-01 10:30:23 AM halfof33

totalsecurity

Fatties? Oh yeah, you were the guy who got noogies in high school.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Dad was a SEAL. Once I went to a tough school, and a gang beat me up for my lunch money. I told my Dad, and he told me to take care of it. I did, and when the school called my parents in, he gave them the facts.

No one messed with me after that.

I was on the basketball and track teams. Baseball for one season, but it was boring. Lots of standing around.

Seriously, why even bother interviewing athletes? They always say the same, boring, non-committal shiat.

I thought Stuttering John stopped doing interviews years ago?

LessO2 Nothing will beat "How long have you been a black quarterback?"

Or "how do you feel blocking for a black quarterback?"

Who asks that??

brady123

Well...I never had gas until I was 30

continuity screw up - there's actually a family guy episode where peter lets loose just before meeting Lois' father for the first time

totalsecurity,

so how many girls were in this gang that beat you up for your lunch money?

docsigma, will you marry me?

WHERE ARE THE WMD'S!?

Sitting on the space needle will be like a walk in the park compared to what Pittsburgh is going to do to Seattle...

I wonder if some late night talk show is going to do a hilarious bit with some non-talented ass clown asking "funny" questions? Cause that would be really, really original!

"What do you do for a living?" a reporter from FSN-TV asks Mack Strong.

"I run into people."

Classic.

Is totalsecurity going for a trolling trifecta? (You can only get the trifecta if you get called on a troll, and people ignore that and take it seriously 3 times)

The set is ready, can he take it home.

Here is the match-up:

re: No one messed with me after that.

what you do? stick your thumb up their assess?

Is there any other field where people can openly complain about doing their own jobs so much as "sports reporting"?

These buffet hogging cretins are so pathetically obsessed with their stupid "storylines" that they fail to realize they are getting paid to watch a game.

Oh, so if an opinion differs it is a troll?

Why is it called football? The players don't touch the ball with their foot, or rarely. In fact, the one time someone did, recently, it made world news. It should be called purseball, because it's like they run a few yards with a purse. I say that because fat-guys-wearing-tights-and-standing-around-patting-each-others-arses-while-gu ys-watch-eating-cheese-and-drinking-watery-beer is too long a name. Purseball

Any Aussie Rules or Rugby players here? Or did they get banned, like I probably will.

Best question ever. Mickey Mantle gets a liver transplant, I am in Dallas at the time where they are doing it.

Reporter: "Can we speak to the donor"
Doctor: "You are a sports guy, right?"

Someone needs to photoshop this...

riceguy7: You're not by any chance a Tickethead, are you?

MensRea: You're not by any chance a Tickethead, are you?

vaginal slice born born
/p1

riceguy7: vaginal slice born born

Babyarm.

/greatness

totalsecurity

Holy crap, you are like a complete internet hard ass! Seriously! Don't tell your dad though, he might tell you to beat me up because he was a SEAL. Hard Core!!

And the line about being banned! To the maximum extreme!

/actually banning you would be a favor to you, because you seem oblivious to what a knucklehead you sound like.