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(Halifax Herald)   Two guys decide to jump the wrong 15-year-old girl. Hilarity ensues   (herald.ns.ca) divider line 199
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2006-01-31 08:12:18 PM  
take THAT
and THAT
and THAT
and then go explain to your friends how you got your arse beat by a chick, jerkoffs
 
2006-01-31 08:18:34 PM  
I wish there was a picture of their faces when whe started to lay the beat-down on them.
 
2006-01-31 08:20:43 PM  
Dartmouth is full of trash. So is Halifax. I can't wait to get back to civilization.

Good for the girl.
 
2006-01-31 08:36:38 PM  
I've got a friend similar to the girl in this article. Little cute petite thing, who just so happened to have a black belt in tae kwon do.

One night in a mosh at a concert, I saw her break a guys nose for trying to cop a feel. She just turned around, palm strike to the face, blood everywhere. The guy starts crying and runs off. Absolutely farking hilarious!
 
2006-01-31 08:48:59 PM  
If this girl killed these 2 muggers, I think the story, and our reaction would be slightly different.

She beat them up. She didn't end their lives. There's a pretty big difference.
 
2006-01-31 08:53:56 PM  
Read those articles though, and that is pretty damn messed up.
 
2006-01-31 09:10:26 PM  
The girl told police she may have dislocated the second man's shoulder or elbow.

If I ever have kids, my daughter is getting trained in whatever this kid learned at the dojo.
 
2006-01-31 10:36:35 PM  
Man, I wish I had of seen that... Good for her. Too bad she didn't stomp them some more.
 
2006-01-31 10:39:17 PM  
As an added note, I hope we get a follow up when these twits get busted. I want names 'cause I want to be a part of making endless fun of them.
 
2006-01-31 11:09:51 PM  
Ah, to be 14 again, jumping the RIGHT 15 year old girl.

/Channeling the ghost of George Burns.
 
2006-01-31 11:32:27 PM  
I'd bet it's Wing Chun (i know a good Sifu in Halifax)

The girl is smaller, she straight-punched the first one in the face and kicked the other in the groin, then punched him.

Wing chun was created by a woman, for women/small men, so that they could overpower quickly bigger/more numerous individuals

Then again, I might be praising my own branch

/do you want karate?
 
2006-02-01 01:17:43 AM  
So...
Did she kick him in the box and shove him?
 
2006-02-01 01:20:06 AM  
Kudos to the girl. All women should be able to do this to asshats who attack them.
 
2006-02-01 01:20:48 AM  
"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
 
2006-02-01 01:21:15 AM  
"The girl is skilled in martial arts. Police said she knocked one of her attackers to the ground with a hard punch to the face, and then kicked the other in the groin and punched him."

In other words, the guys were complete wusses. Gimme a break......lol...but in any case good for her.
 
2006-02-01 01:22:12 AM  
Jack Bauer's daughter?
 
2006-02-01 01:22:42 AM  
The girl is skilled in martial arts. Police said she knocked one of her attackers to the ground with a hard punch to the face, and then kicked the other in the groin and punched him.

And then, she lifted her ass into the air suggestively and tossed a fireball, knocking them both unconscious.

www.defunctgames.com
 
2006-02-01 01:22:47 AM  
Wait a minute... Does this girl know anything about a UPS heist? They should take her in for questioning...
 
2006-02-01 01:23:04 AM  
jeffyd said: HEY! You get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

you don't have a girl do you???
 
2006-02-01 01:24:03 AM  
KITGASH!
 
2006-02-01 01:25:39 AM  
godwin5

Kim? Heck no. She always needs to call on daddy. Of course, if she did... hoo boy. Those two guys would learn what pain really is.
 
2006-02-01 01:26:10 AM  
LET GO OF MY PURSE!
 
2006-02-01 01:26:31 AM  
Hip gangsta wannabees get asswhoopin. You go girl.
 
2006-02-01 01:27:33 AM  
animekaos.free.fr

/this fifteen year-old could totally do it better.
//that show almost made me cry ^_^;;
///ordered box set
////threadjack over
/////slashy slashy
 
2006-02-01 01:28:53 AM  
I expect a follow up describing how she made the story up. The girl from a few days ago (the one who lied about her teacher) ruined my trust in the entire female species.
 
2006-02-01 01:29:06 AM  
hogwash_11


jeffyd said: HEY! You get your biatch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

you don't have a girl do you???


You're not familiar with Southpark, are you?
 
2006-02-01 01:29:06 AM  
Freakin' excellent.
 
2006-02-01 01:29:53 AM  
Was this the chick?...

www3.filehost.to
 
2006-02-01 01:30:17 AM  
I DON'T KNOW YOU!
 
2006-02-01 01:30:18 AM  
loabn

Dartmouth is full of trash. So is Halifax. I can't wait to get back to civilization.

Dude, I just checked out your photo. I wouldn't be so quick to judge others. Glass houses, my friend, glass houses.

;)
 
2006-02-01 01:31:48 AM  
HelmetTesterTJ, don't deny us our fantasies.
 
2006-02-01 01:35:34 AM  
From now on, every girl that *could* have the power, *will* have the power.
 
2006-02-01 01:35:48 AM  
Was her name Y.T.?

/obscure book reference
 
2006-02-01 01:37:35 AM  
 
2006-02-01 01:39:43 AM  
And she didn't even need a gun to protect herself. Take that, NRA farkers.

Oh, and xmorrandirx:
Snow Crash is not obscure.
 
2006-02-01 01:40:05 AM  
"Do you want karate?" cat in 3...2...1...
 
2006-02-01 01:40:16 AM  
hogwash_11: you don't have a girl do you???

I do, but, yeah as an above post said, it's from South Park.
 
2006-02-01 01:42:49 AM  
*BoyliciousDarian
nice buffy ref
 
2006-02-01 01:42:51 AM  
xmorrandirx:
Not obscure really, Snowcrash is one of the greatest cyberpunk books ever. Hero Protagonist would have been proud of this chick. Prolly give her some swords.
 
2006-02-01 01:45:50 AM  
 
2006-02-01 01:46:13 AM  
xmorrandirx: /obscure book reference


Not in this crowd...
 
2006-02-01 01:47:35 AM  
xmorrandirx: all that being said, nice Snowcrash reference. I award 10 points.
 
2006-02-01 01:49:48 AM  
No, KHITGAPH.
 
2006-02-01 01:49:56 AM  
Wow, now that I think of it, perfect reference... Y.T. was 15...

/Raven was a paedophile
//Kindof a jerk in many ways
///I'm off to re-read diamond age
 
2006-02-01 01:52:18 AM  
xmorrandirx: I think in the couple of years I've been reading fark forums I've seen more Snow Crash references than any other book. It's like the official book of Fark or something.

/still one of my favorites, I might add.
 
2006-02-01 01:53:37 AM  
The nastiest, most effective female fighter I ever knew was a U.S. Army Logistics captain who must have just barely met the height requirement for an officer; she was, like, 5'6". A cute readhead, too. So one day, she was getting on a city bus when the guy behind her put his hand in her back pocket. Next thing you know, she spins around and clocks him in the jaw so hard that he goes flying backwards down the steps of the bus and lands on the pavement.

/saw this myself, and it still makes me laugh
//this girl is made out of the same sturdy stuff
 
2006-02-01 01:53:48 AM  
xmorrandirx is responsible for a threadjack. Ouch.
 
2006-02-01 01:56:08 AM  
xmorrandirx, Snow Crash is anything BUT obscure. An obscure Stevenson book would be "The Big U" or MAYBE Zodiac. Everything else has reached NYT best seller status.

/please read "Cryptonomicon" (its really long but worth it)
 
2006-02-01 01:57:35 AM  
Girl Power.
 
2006-02-01 01:58:25 AM  
I once got beat up by a fifteen year old Thai girl. Only cost me $4 not counting the blowjob I gave her afterward.
 
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