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(Boston Globe)   Godlike groin of Tom Brady injured under mysterious circumstances   (boston.com) divider line 68
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2006-01-31 02:48:40 PM
Mysterious my ass. It's from all the Pats fans fighting each other to be the first on their knees and constantly swinging from his nuts.
 
2006-01-31 02:58:14 PM
exick: It's from all the Pats fans fighting each other to be the first on their knees and constantly swinging from his nuts.


You forgot the fans trying to beat Bill Simmons off Brady's crotch so they can have their turn.
 
2006-01-31 02:59:51 PM
Whoa. You mean Bill Simmons, the ESPN.com Bill Simmons, is a Brady fan? Seriously? Huh. Where have I been to miss that?

*sarcasm off*
 
2006-01-31 03:21:01 PM
Peter King has already offered to gently massage it.

...and bring him a latte.
 
2006-01-31 03:28:40 PM
No, you're all wrong......

cache.boston.com

She's why.

/wants his groin hurt the same way....
 
2006-01-31 03:53:16 PM
Your wish is my command, Maddam Bridget.

img368.imageshack.us
 
2006-01-31 04:03:18 PM
Feh. Just Bill Simmons' teethmarks.
 
2006-01-31 04:08:37 PM
I think he spent too much time "respecting" himself because the rest of the sporting world wasn't.
 
2006-01-31 04:21:51 PM
Still gotta love those 12 reasons (or whatever it was) article:

"After lovemaking, apologize to your lover for not being Tom Brady."

That comment was all I could think about during FG Sunday night.
 
2006-01-31 04:22:02 PM
www.myimagebuddy.com
 
2006-01-31 05:07:08 PM
bambi121899

Still gotta love those 12 reasons (or whatever it was) article:

That article had me in tears I was laughing so hard, even the capsules for the week's games ahead were pricless, I cannot find the column but it was something like "Mother Nature will disrespect the Patriots by not altering the air pressure at Mile High to a level that Tom Brady (genuflect) and the Patriots are accustomed to"
 
2006-01-31 05:39:44 PM
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi!
The girl that's hard to get!
 
2006-01-31 05:40:20 PM
Submitter is gay.
 
2006-01-31 05:42:35 PM
I think THIS might be the cause of this "mysterious groin injury".
 
2006-01-31 05:43:03 PM
Close-up of Brady's groin:
www.intriguing.com
 
2006-01-31 05:45:12 PM
yeah its that mysterious "I'd rather hang out with my hot wife than play in a meaningless game that nobody will watch and for which I will not be paid" bug that's going around.

/got a touch of that myself
 
2006-01-31 05:45:26 PM
LOL brap I thought the same thing when I saw that pic
 
2006-01-31 05:46:18 PM
if you really want to know what Brady's groin looks like, just ask your mom...

and if you're wondering why she's walking a little funny these days:

fantasy.baseball.sportsline.com
 
2006-01-31 05:46:20 PM
www.beltzner.ca

/you know it
 
2006-01-31 05:46:24 PM
I would seriously think he would have a rectum injury after the denver game, not a groin injury.
 
2006-01-31 05:47:33 PM
www.wtbw.net

I'd rub it.

/too obscure?
 
2006-01-31 05:47:56 PM
HOPWhiteyFord: I would seriously think he would have a rectum injury after the denver game, not a groin injury.

He wasn't the one who fumbled because of the PUNTER

/cough Ellis Hobbs Jr
//Brady != God
///Brady > God
 
2006-01-31 05:48:58 PM
Bill Simmons unavailable for comment.
 
2006-01-31 05:50:20 PM
yeah, I kicked him... he soooo deserved it
 
2006-01-31 05:53:10 PM
beatsrhymesnlife

Yup... Too obscure for me. Who's that? I want to read more about this fellow and his interesting tombstone.
 
2006-01-31 05:54:15 PM
(a) I cannot believe no one has mentioned the Family Guy from Sunday.
(b) Am I the only one who doesn't know why people are saying his groin is god-like? What'd I miss?
 
2006-01-31 05:56:20 PM
"Everyone sucks but me!"

/Simpsons did it first.
 
2006-01-31 05:57:01 PM
mattharvest: (a) I cannot believe no one has mentioned the Family Guy from Sunday.

Uh, excuse me?
 
2006-01-31 05:57:56 PM
Mattharvest
people call his groin godlike because it is somehow supporting the hundreds of thousands of Patriot fans in the northeast that are hanging from Brady's scrotum... seriously it is quite odd.


I really shouldn't drink at 6pm
 
2006-01-31 05:58:42 PM
Damn, missed your post in there CastorTroy, my bad.

I'd also like to say that that song from the Music Man was one of the few Family Guy extended gags that I just didn't find funny at all.
 
2006-01-31 05:58:51 PM
Rod-like Groin:
www.martinkleinman.com
 
2006-01-31 06:00:48 PM
I suspect Jay Leno.
 
2006-01-31 06:01:37 PM
Family Guy hurts my groin. It's spent. Sunday is dead all around.

/'cept Football
 
2006-01-31 06:01:49 PM
Did it get bitten by a hooker?

/Don't know, didn't rtfa
 
2006-01-31 06:07:41 PM
Uh oh, what are Greg, Peter and Bobby Brady going to think?
Hopefully they'll learn and ditch that darn Tiki before it kills someone.
 
2006-01-31 06:18:14 PM
dillenger69
Uh oh, what are Greg, Peter and Bobby Brady going to think?
Hopefully they'll learn and ditch that darn Tiki before it kills someone.


espn.starwave.com

Did somebody say Tiki?
 
2006-01-31 06:21:37 PM
This must be said:

hieunguyen85.home.comcast.net
 
2006-01-31 06:21:38 PM
God, I love me some Internet porn, said Brady. During the season I dont have a lot of time to dedicate to it, unfortunately. I have to spend all those hours at practice, studying film of opposing defenses, giving interviews, et cetera that all really cuts into my porn hobby.

Man, I can relate. With work and now school starting it's going to seriously cut into my porn time as well. Thank god I don't have a girlfriend which would require even more time.

Google is probably the greatest invention ever for pornophiles like myself, said Brady. Do you know that if you type in hot teen sluts into Google it comes back with more than 4.3 million results?

Download a good Bit Torrent client(I recommend Azureus) and check out www.empornium.us
 
2006-01-31 06:22:13 PM
I almost feel bad for Brady. So much success early in his career soon to be followed by a sad 10 year decline.

/almost
 
2006-01-31 06:27:58 PM
"Someone say 'groin'?"

img460.imageshack.us
 
2006-01-31 06:35:47 PM
On that statue thing:

A life-size bronze statue depicting Noir as he lay dying was sculpted by Jules Dalou to mark his grave. The sculpture was created with a very noticeable "life-size" protuberance in Noir's trousers that has made it one of the most popular memorials for females to visit in the famous cemetery. Myth says that placing a flower in the upturned tophat after rubbing the statue's genital area, lips, and foot will enhance fertility, bring a blissful sex life, or, in some versions, a husband within the year. As a result of the legend, those particular components of the tarnished bronze statue are rather well-worn.
 
2006-01-31 06:44:10 PM
wet the towel tom.
wet the towel tom.
 
2006-01-31 06:52:37 PM
A ggg..ggg..groin injury....ggg..ggg..groinnnn injury....

Can't get the line from "Cheers" outta my head when I hear that phrase............
 
2006-01-31 06:56:21 PM
He was struck by the George C. Scott disease. "Yargh! My groin!"
 
2006-01-31 06:58:42 PM
Patriots coach Bill Belichick will serve as a guest analyst on ABC's Super Bowl pregame show. ''I was invited to participate in ABC's pregame show and saw it as an interesting opportunity to gain a different perspective on the Super Bowl," Belichick said in a statement.

That's right Patriot-haters, the different perspective this year is because we've won 3 of 4 super bowls, and we'll be back next year to start anew.

/Why shouldn't we like Tom Brady? What's done for your team?
 
2006-01-31 06:59:27 PM
apparently I can't use brackets, that's supposed to be:

What's *insert your QB here* done for your team?
 
2006-01-31 07:02:26 PM
My theory on the matter, as presented by Hans Moleman:

i4.photobucket.com
 
2006-01-31 07:09:14 PM
Tapakip

Im pretty sure mike vick has given several of his team mates herpe.. Errr its all part of the Ron Mexico experience.
 
2006-01-31 07:19:01 PM
I'd say his injury comes from being hacked in the nuts by an irate Pats fan.

/Didn't RTFA
//Maybe I should RTFA
 
2006-01-31 07:28:28 PM
www.bodogbeat.com
 
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