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(News4Jax) NewsFlash Explosion, possible radiation leak in Jacksonville, FL   (news4jax.com) divider line 239
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2006-01-30 12:07:06 PM
Well at least Flordia has a exuse for being bat shiat insane now.
 
2006-01-30 12:07:15 PM
Is President Bartlet taking care of things?

/Boobies?
 
2006-01-30 12:07:19 PM
this is gunna be fun
 
2006-01-30 12:08:03 PM
"There's no word ion anyone was exposed."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2006-01-30 12:08:05 PM
No Florida tag?
 
2006-01-30 12:08:17 PM
There's no word ion whether anyone was exposed.

Better watch out for those ions.
 
2006-01-30 12:08:21 PM
OH NOES TERRORISMS!!1
 
2006-01-30 12:08:33 PM
This can only improve Jacksonville.
 
2006-01-30 12:08:37 PM
We're all gonna DIE!!!
 
2006-01-30 12:08:37 PM
it's got a newsflash on fark so this will inevitably amount to nothing.
 
2006-01-30 12:08:37 PM
bongmiester: this is gunna be fun

No. No it's not.
 
2006-01-30 12:08:43 PM
Cue the Benny Hill music.
 
2006-01-30 12:08:57 PM
It wasn't me.
 
2006-01-30 12:09:12 PM
Tech-Geek: Well at least Flordia has a exuse for being bat shiat insane now.


So what's your excuse for being an ignorant fark? Oh. You saw some funny stories about my state on the intarweb! Silly me. Carry on!
 
2006-01-30 12:09:20 PM
lich87

That proves that speedreading can make you miss the really important stuff.
 
2006-01-30 12:09:27 PM
OMG! im in sarasota! am i teh safe!?!?!?
 
2006-01-30 12:09:39 PM
Someone put a jiffy pop in the microwave again.
 
2006-01-30 12:09:42 PM
"Fire-Rescue personnel said that an explosion this morning in 7500 bock of Baymeadows Way that has resulted in the release of radiation inside a building."

That's prize-winning writing right there.

Seriously - give me your job you cretin.
 
2006-01-30 12:09:44 PM
ASUJon: There's no word ion whether anyone was exposed.

Better watch out for those ions.


Helluva Freudian slip, ain't it?
 
2006-01-30 12:09:48 PM
Any word on Gretzky's family? Did they get out ok?
 
2006-01-30 12:10:03 PM
www.villainouscompany.com
 
2006-01-30 12:10:05 PM
My shiat's going to be pissed if I start glowing.
 
2006-01-30 12:10:19 PM
I_Hate_Iowa

Don't worry, we elected Bush just for this kind of thing. Republicans are strong on national security, unlike...

Oh farkit, who am I kidding, we're all gonna die.

/can't find this on any stations.
 
2006-01-30 12:10:35 PM
i'm sure that even if it was just a regular nuclear accident, Bush'll find some way to blame it on the terrorists

/re-elect me or the terr'rists win
//gotta watch that exposure to glowing green shiat
 
2006-01-30 12:10:36 PM
...the company makes aviation parts, with power condition and control units made at the company's Jacksonville facility.

Uh, how exactly does radioactive materials come into play in an aviation parts factory?
 
2006-01-30 12:11:01 PM
I was exposed to some very good strip joints in Jacksonville, or maybe gainsville. I can't remember cause I was exposed to a lot of alcohol too.......hey, times were tough.
 
2006-01-30 12:11:03 PM
Where's Omarion?
 
2006-01-30 12:11:03 PM
A test of the Emergency broadcast system...this is only a test...

Hey, this company makes airplane industry parts(ignitions, harnesses and generators). Why would they need radioactive materials???

/I wanna know
 
2006-01-30 12:11:24 PM
What's really freaky is that I had a dream last night that I was sitting here in Orlando watching mushroom clouds go all around us on the horizon.

And I don't believe in that psychic stuff.
 
2006-01-30 12:11:31 PM
Somehow this is Bush's fault.
 
2006-01-30 12:11:32 PM
There's no word ion whether anyone was exposed.


What typo irony that is....
 
2006-01-30 12:12:10 PM
Summon Swamp Thing!
 
2006-01-30 12:12:16 PM
OMG radiation! Quick, everyone over-react!!
 
2006-01-30 12:12:24 PM
macman37: Somehow this is Bush's fault.

There's always a dumbass in every thread.
 
2006-01-30 12:12:35 PM
Kaboom!
 
2006-01-30 12:12:37 PM
Hmm, maybe this can turn into a 24 parody thread.

Bush references explosion and radiation leak in State of Union Address, YHIHF.
 
2006-01-30 12:12:47 PM
Since Jacksonville isn't Florida. More like South Georgia.

No big loss.

/3 month job assisgment in JAX. hated it.
 
2006-01-30 12:12:56 PM
Hey, this company makes airplane industry parts(ignitions, harnesses and generators). Why would they need radioactive materials???

Hey, if you smash a smoke detector you have a radiation leak. Doesn't mean your skin's gunna fall off
 
2006-01-30 12:13:07 PM
Oh, I know what happens! This was on West Wing last night! The President will completely take charge, FEMA will actually so stuff right, and then fly in with the other party's presidential candidat- wait...

/obscure?
 
2006-01-30 12:13:17 PM
Uh, how exactly does radioactive materials come into play in an aviation parts factory?


UFO's gotta come from somewhere. Florida seems more likely than Alpha Centauri. (More aliens)
 
2006-01-30 12:13:19 PM
Here's a picture from the scene.
 
2006-01-30 12:13:53 PM
Farkistan Liberation Front
"Uh, how exactly does radioactive materials come into play in an aviation parts factory?"

Just a guess -- testing equipment. Wanna give those high-stress parts a nice x-ray look-see before shipping them out to hold an entire 777 together.
 
2006-01-30 12:14:29 PM
remember to pray for omarion!
 
2006-01-30 12:14:38 PM
ASUJon: Better watch out for those ions.

just call in Sharper Image !

images.sharperimage.com

 
2006-01-30 12:14:43 PM
This doesnt seem to an informative article. Where is this radiation coming from?
 
2006-01-30 12:15:00 PM
Yeah I wanna know too. Why do they have radioactive materials. I mean are they making super secret radation planes?

Maybe its Aurora.
 
2006-01-30 12:15:00 PM
2006-01-30 12:12:24 PM phaedrusiszen


macman37: Somehow this is Bush's fault.

There's always a dumbass in every thread.


There certainly is.
 
2006-01-30 12:15:16 PM
Jacksonville-The Armpit of the South
 
2006-01-30 12:15:28 PM
Have we checked for mutants in the area? Someone break out Cerebro.
 
2006-01-30 12:16:02 PM
Hey! That's only 40 mile north of me!

/at least the wind is coming up from the south west.
//good knowing you, Georgia.
 
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