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(Scotsman)   Scottish cop wins world "Mince and Tatties" cook-off, credits his win to his own secret sauce. "There is just one ingredient that maybe isn't in your traditional recipe, but I'm keeping it to myself," he says triumphantly   ( news.scotsman.com) divider line
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2006-01-29 10:19:41 PM  
LSD?
 
2006-01-29 10:43:20 PM  
His own secret sauce, eh?
 
2006-01-29 10:58:09 PM  
At least he's keeping it to himself...
 
2006-01-29 11:18:37 PM  
He attended the Tyler Durden school of culinary arts.
 
2006-01-29 11:27:55 PM  
Where's the rest of the article?

/did this get greenlit just for the secret sauce jokes?
 
2006-01-29 11:28:21 PM  
Well said fluffy.. well said.
 
2006-01-29 11:28:31 PM  
I've been known to put my secred sauce on tatties before, but I have no idea what a mince is.
 
2006-01-29 11:29:10 PM  
... Y'know, i thought it tasted a little salty...

/not enough mouthwash in the world
//though there might be enough whiskey
//bartender! gimmie another scotch!
 
2006-01-29 11:32:40 PM  
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MAN JUICE
 
2006-01-29 11:34:13 PM  
Sheep 'sauce'?
 
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2006-01-29 11:35:04 PM  
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OR

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2006-01-29 11:37:37 PM  
Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen.
[bursts out laughing]

Animal semen.
 
2006-01-29 11:37:47 PM  
"Tonight on Mince and Tatties, the girls learn that bangers and mash aren't always what they're cracked up to be."
[image from sportsbybrooks.com too old to be available]
 
2006-01-29 11:39:12 PM  
It does sound a little disturbing. Does this go along the lines of the "don't ask/don't tell" policy?
 
VYV [TotalFark]
2006-01-29 11:39:19 PM  
Tatties n 'neeps?

no...?

Ohhhhh....
/shudder
 
2006-01-29 11:40:35 PM  
'MAN JUICE MAN JUICE MAN JUICE MAN JUICE MAN JUICE..'


I think that was minge and titties.
 
2006-01-29 11:40:47 PM  
It's peyote
 
2006-01-29 11:41:00 PM  
Sound like a new televised cook off, with celebrity guests Sean Connery and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
 
2006-01-29 11:41:08 PM  
Gunpowder?
 
2006-01-29 11:41:35 PM  
from Honk Bag
 
2006-01-29 11:42:18 PM  
Hg.
 
2006-01-29 11:47:32 PM  
_: OR


That is quite possibly the shortest login and longest bio I've ever seen.
 
2006-01-29 11:48:29 PM  
dammit... I'm referring to the person who took a _ as their login...
 
2006-01-29 11:49:10 PM  
mods have it in for me this week. will link instead.

Chef tastes secret sauce before adding to recipe. SFW, but kinda disgusting.
 
2006-01-29 11:54:39 PM  
I think it might be the oil of poison ivy leaves.
 
2006-01-29 11:55:18 PM  
I bet it's soylent green
 
2006-01-30 12:00:16 AM  
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2006-01-30 12:03:20 AM  
Mance and whatties?
 
2006-01-30 12:13:33 AM  
"semen.... animal semen"
 
2006-01-30 12:24:22 AM  
Chinese 5 spice.
 
2006-01-30 12:24:31 AM  
Hehe, this reminds me of an old "Kids in the Hall" skit.

Guy 1 "Wow, this soup is delicious. What's in it?"

Guy 2 "Go ahead, have some more!"

Guy 1 "Oh man, this is sooo good. Please tell me what's in it."

Guy 2 "Go ahead, have some more!"

Guy 1 "This is great but I'm not eating another bite until you tell me what's in it."

Guy 2 "I made it with my own..." /skit ends
 
TKG
2006-01-30 12:43:14 AM  
I call it Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Mince and Tatties, Scott.
 
2006-01-30 01:03:28 AM  
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2006-01-30 02:28:23 AM  
What is America's favorite high protein drink?
 
2006-01-30 02:45:28 AM  
Perhaps it was Cayman Island Spices.

"I Cayman the Mince"
 
2006-01-30 04:41:47 AM  
Just plain water!

Water laced with LSD!
 
2006-01-30 05:48:36 AM  
Oregano.

/Spaghetti again?
 
2006-01-30 09:40:17 AM  
I dipped my balls in it.
 
2006-01-30 09:42:45 AM  
"It's my secret sauce", he said, leaning backwards to steady himself as he lit a cigarette, the bags under his eyes showing the strain of making even a small pint of the precious substance.
 
2006-01-30 10:04:16 AM  
For all the stumped Yanks mince is hamburger meat, i.e. minced meat. A mince is an effeminate walk.
 
2006-01-30 11:11:04 AM  
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JVC
2006-01-30 01:31:13 PM  
I read "Mince and Tatties" cook-off as something else entirely.
 
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