Der Poopflinger

(I apologize in advance for ruining your weekend) Ahh, you might hurt his feelings by saying things like that, maybe he like you and fantasizes about you when he makes sweet sweet love to his wife. "Ohh, Poopflinger...."

Get that image out of your head.

BraveLikePrawn
I'm gonna have to switch from brain bleach to brain acid. on a side note, should I bother to wash the vomit from my keyboard or just replace the whole thing?

That image will make you want to go home and iron EVERYTHING!!!

seriously...I just threw up in my mouth thinking about that....thanks.

Der Poopflinger

I don't know. If you can manange to stop thinking about him thinking about the two of you, then you can buy a new one. If you can stop thinking about it that is...

such a douche. he's the worst interviewer ever.

eddie929

countdown until a certain TFer comes in and makes this a Stern bash thread 3....2....1

I'm still kinda suprised that there hasn't been anything. I was sure there'd be at least an O&A Party Cock comment and we're going on 4 hours.

About 6 years ago, my boss (who'll go unnamed) was doing Larry King Live.

After the show, I'm the only one in the bathroom, when Larry walks in and lets a not-so-subtle, wet fart, while standing at the urinal.

Don't know why I'm sharing this, but imagine if every time you see Larry's face, you think of him farting.

Anyone else get this attached to the article?

a former Green Beret has gone public with his claim that he had a gay sex romp with "American Idol" superstar Clay Aiken.

I don't think Green Berets should have "gay sex romps" they can "score with a dude" or "bang that guy," but "gay sex romps" sounds entirely too kitten-like for a green beret.

This just screams photoshop.

TONTO! Jam on it. Jam on it. Jam on it. Wooooooooo!

methinks sez: he's the worst interviewer ever.

The man was made for radio. I used to stay up late to hear his interviews. He really listened, and his follow-ups were almost always great, too. Larry King proves that you can know too much about celebrities ... like how they look!

Kemosabe ... I mean eikni ... you crack me up.

Think what you want of Stern, but he is the best interviewer around today. He gets people to admit to things they would never publically admit anywhere else.

Think what you want of Stern, but he is the best interviewer around today. He gets people to embarrass themselves and everyone who hears them.

(had to fix that)

This is what defines a good interviewer? Getting people to say what they'd be wise to keep to themselves?

Jument = ignorant.

SuburbanCowboy: ...He is the best interviewer around today...


Yup. I agree

long overdue: This is what defines a good interviewer? Getting people to say what they'd be wise to keep to themselves?

I think the best measure is how much the people want to listen. At one point Stern had an audience of over 20 million. It's obviously much less now that's he's on a pay service, but the point still stands: If that many people want to hear you interview someone, and in turn your ad revenues are through the roof because of it, that can't be bad.

Are his interviews as deep and insightful as someone like Tom Brokaw or Oprah Winfrey? No, that's not his style. That doesn't mean his particular brand of interview is no good, it's just entertainment.

But.. You have to admit, the mormon undies she's wearing is sexay..



//I know its not her in the photo.. But she does wear garments like this.
///Got nothing.

Stern is popular because he caters to the lowest common denominator. I used to find his show interesting, then realized how much worse he is to the mind than television. THere should be studies on how much the mind atrophies listening to him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_King#Wives

^^ wow, 6 wives, 2 engagements, plus a spare gf in there, and a son by someone else. 7 children total.

I hope I've done as well when I'm 72.

/Not really

AdeptusAstartes: Stern is popular because he caters to the lowest common denominator. I used to find his show interesting, then realized how much worse he is to the mind than television. THere should be studies on how much the mind atrophies listening to him.

So you were listening to Stern not for entertainment, but in the hopes of becoming smarter?

"Southwick, a devout Mormon, made the wrinkled broadcaster wait until their wedding night to have sex - and only after a doctor signed off on it because of King's heart problems."

I`m all for waiting till marriage, but waiting for a man old enough to be her father...then again I would so wait to do George Clooney.
/Shrugs.
//Yes, Clooney is old enough to be my father but whoa, hes a major hottie.
///Trolling.

"Here, Larry, eat one of these cookies."

This thread is useless without pi,,,
Oh wait.

That article can be used in case of poisoning.

"indian outfit", "chaps", "doctor's sign-off"...

What? no HONK BAG?!?!?!?!

/what a prude!
//just trying to perpetuate a new farkism...
///HONK BAG! HONK BAG! HONK BAG!!!!!! *squeek*

moops: Does he do the Cincinnati bowtie on her? Or the Roman War Helmet?

stinkwrinkle: a rusty trombone

Note to self: do NOT GIS these terms

/still reeling from search for "dirty sanchez"

How about a Rusty Gillespie or a Cleveland Steamer?

I say he's also got an Owl suit that he wears to the crib....you ever see that guy? HE LOOKS LIKE AN OWL!!!!

it must be good to be rich hungh Larry?

The O&A contingent have not spewed bile into this thread because the headline doesn't mention Howard. If it had read "Stern elicits sexual confessions from Larry King's eighteenth wife", there'd be nothing but "party rock"s and "hoo-hoo"s in here instead of pictures of Indians.

On-topic: I kept waiting for her to laugh wildly and say, "No, I'm just kidding," after the Indian comment. Three hours later, I was still waiting, because I just couldn't believe it.

Any time Stern interviews a known Mormon, it cracks me up. He loves that magic underwear.

AnotherLinkinParkListener: I say he's also got an Owl suit that he wears to the crib....you ever see that guy? HE LOOKS LIKE AN OWL!!!

O RLY?

It used to be "think Roseanne Barr" to stop unwanted blood flow. Now I can thank Larry King.

/Thank You Larry King.

Whatever they do in the privacy of their home is o.k. They're both consenting adults, and it's good for them both. She should not have talked about this, though. What's private should stay private...oh, I forgot, it's 2006. What happens in the bedroom should be broadcast!
/sarcasm