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		Larry King's wife comes clean on his bedroom antics, includes the words "Indian outfit" and "chaps" and "doctor's sign-off". We'll be right back (entertainment.myway.com)		135
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acjaz		2006-01-27 04:04:29 PM

wendykh		2006-01-27 04:04:56 PM

what farkette marries a 72 yr old man without checking the equipment first?
I mean I bought a 94 suzuki a few years back but bet your ass I drove that thing around the block a few times first.

Fuzzy Salsa		2006-01-27 04:05:34 PM

I thought, "Okay to the Indian and doctor, but GOOD GAWD? Chaps?" How do you know where one starts and ...

/urp

MadTheologian		2006-01-27 04:05:43 PM

Meh. Mr Theologian and I have them beat age-wise, being 30+ years apart. Looks like the Kings are having a great time together. As long they don't do the deed on the front lawn, let them be.

At least it's not the mental image of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

NeicyYo		2006-01-27 04:06:51 PM

Crown Of Negativity		2006-01-27 04:07:08 PM

squealie		2006-01-27 04:12:30 PM

It's nearly quitting time on a Friday but this thread is
almost a weekend buzz killer.
/obligatory "but if they really love each other it's cool" phrase
//aw, heck, it still gives me the shudders thinking about it

drivingsouth		2006-01-27 04:12:39 PM

I wonder if he wears suspenders with the chaps?

OregonVet		2006-01-27 04:13:04 PM

I thought he was married to her: upload.wikimedia.org

Dear Jerk		2006-01-27 04:13:23 PM

She seems like what you would get if you turned Anna Nicole Smith's common sense dial from off to four.

techmaniac		2006-01-27 04:13:35 PM

Another reason to dislike Howard Stern. He's asking questions about Larry King that shouldn't be known.

Epsilon		2006-01-27 04:17:33 PM

OregonVet: I thought he was married to her:

Connie Chung is married to Maury Povich.

Keith Moon		2006-01-27 04:18:36 PM

I just threw up in my mouth.

Mr. Clarence Butterworth		2006-01-27 04:18:44 PM

Larry's wrinkly butt cheeks must look so sexy in the chaps.

vdrog		2006-01-27 04:18:53 PM

EWWWWW...just plain EWWWWWW

rodeofrog		2006-01-27 04:19:55 PM

Mormons rock in ways most people just don't understand.

loki see loki do		2006-01-27 04:20:57 PM

So, as an old fart, do I have a better chance with teh Mormon chicks?

tinyarena		2006-01-27 04:23:04 PM

drivingsouth
I wonder if he wears suspenders with the chaps?

I wonder if he wears Depends with the chaps?

savonola		2006-01-27 04:26:39 PM

moops: Does he do the Cincinnati bowtie on her? Or the Roman War Helmet?

stinkwrinkle: a rusty trombone

Note to self: do NOT GIS these terms

/still reeling from search for "dirty sanchez"

jordan_lund		2006-01-27 04:26:52 PM

I think people are mis-reading teh article...

She states that SHE wore the chaps. Not Larry.

"Larry has this Indian costume that just drives me wild . . . I wear chaps!"

Cloptimus		2006-01-27 04:27:51 PM

How may times has Larry been married? MOre than Henry the 8th? More than Elizabeth Taylor???

mytdawg		2006-01-27 04:28:14 PM

Who wears the spurs?

I am so sorry

vegetable raygun		2006-01-27 04:31:29 PM

No Opie and Anthony fans here yet? Strange. They usually bug out at the mention of Stern.

TappingTheVein		2006-01-27 04:31:30 PM

Does it include the words "Portugese Breakfast" ?

Walker		2006-01-27 04:32:34 PM

Old news is so exciting!
This interview was on Howards show last Thursday 1/19/06.
The news is just now breaking in the Post 8 days later?

You can go here and scroll down like 80% of the page for more info of what went on. Her father was actually freaking out over Howards crew goofing about the Mormons "magic underwear", he didn't care about the sex stuff.

The Rachel Hunter stuff they day before was much better. She refused to come in and be filmed even though she has been on the show before and knows Howards shows are taped for broadcast. She said she wasn't "camera ready". Howard said she's a model, she's always camera ready. That's like him saying he can't go on the radio because he's not "radio ready". So she saw a camera in the lobby and threw a fit, going off with statements such as "I have children!" (WTF does that have to do with anything?) and "No wonder you can't book any good guests (think she insulted herself in that one since she was a guest). She then said "F*ck this, I'm outta here" and left. As soon as she said that Howard went on an expletive filled rant shouting things like "OH THAT F*CKING C*NT!! WHO THE F*CK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!!! SHE'S ONLY FAMOUS FOR SUCKING ROD STEWARTS C*CK!!!." You can read all the details here. It's about 55% down the page.

This Rachel Hunter stuff will all appear in the New York Post in 2 weeks as "breaking news".

Mr. Clarence Butterworth		2006-01-27 04:32:58 PM

Mormons rock in ways most people just don't understand.

Still more information than I needed to know about Larry and Mormons for that matter.

Legman		2006-01-27 04:33:20 PM

This story is both revolting and amusing: a fine Mormon woman in bed with a cadaver. This might just ruin my weekend.

Mr. Clarence Butterworth		2006-01-27 04:34:10 PM

No Opie and Anthony fans here yet?

They're still in the hi-chair getting strained carrots spooned in by mom.

evilned		2006-01-27 04:34:34 PM

Who the hell cares if he has kinky sex? Is everyone involved doing so willingly? Is everyone involved of concenting age? Yup. Non issue.

Ambitwistor		2006-01-27 04:37:49 PM

Custer's Revenge? (link quasi-NSFW)

Occams_Electric_Razor		2006-01-27 04:37:53 PM

evilned: Who the hell cares if he has kinky sex? Is everyone involved doing so willingly? Is everyone involved of concenting age? Yup. Non issue.

Sounds like sour grapes to me that someone got to play Cowboys and Indians with Larry before you did.

CavemanCometh		2006-01-27 04:41:13 PM

gotta love women who go for rich, dirty old men and vice versa. it must be love.

/it MUST!
//doubt it

tinyarena		2006-01-27 04:41:22 PM

rodeofrog
Mormons rock in ways most people just don't understand.

Especially when you put the rock in your hat!

gorgor		2006-01-27 04:43:19 PM

elendilmir

lol, who's this fuzzy salsa?

blahpers		2006-01-27 04:45:06 PM

VonKraut: cue magua picture in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 ...

www.blahpers.com

Magua understands that the Grey Hair is a racial caricature to his woman. When she is horny, the Grey Hair lifts up his breechcloth to feed her horniness.

/okay, gonna go wash my brain out with a power drill

Jument		2006-01-27 04:47:55 PM

rodeofrog
Mormons rock in ways most people just don't understand.

This caught my eye way after the fact.

I have some Mormon relations (by blood, sadly) and they are fugly and messed-up. They do not rock in any way that I can tell.

I'm in fact unaware of any way in which Mormons rock. Unless you're talking about the part where some of them marry and father children with underage children (who are also relations). That rocks, I guess, in a way.

Phil Herup		2006-01-27 04:48:04 PM

gross

/its all about the money and the fact that he will be dead soon

Der Poopflinger		2006-01-27 04:49:16 PM

dear submitter,
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS UNHOLY IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I didn't even want to know larry king had sex, let alone what kind of sex he was having, it's like walking in on your grandparents!.
/not that I've ever walked in on them, but I'm sure the same vomitting/disgusted/burn your eyes out feeling hits though.

Jument		2006-01-27 04:49:53 PM

evilned, I don't think anyone is saying "no! that's a crime against humanity! it must be stopped!"

We're interested (and repulsed?) Is that ok with you? That's what trivial news items are for, you know.

Epsilon		2006-01-27 04:51:26 PM

Walker: The Rachel Hunter stuff they day before was much better.

Why read the details when listening to the audio is so much more fun. Warning! Very NSFW language. Howard seriously blows a gasket at a little past 9 minutes into the clip.

BraveLikePrawn		2006-01-27 04:52:29 PM

Why not photoshop the headline? Could be fun!

OregonVet		2006-01-27 04:55:16 PM

Oh yeah, Epsilon, got my ugly old men confusserated.

Der Poopflinger		2006-01-27 04:56:21 PM

BraveLikePrawn because I believe there are laws about unjustified and cruel torture prevent just that, the great photoshop law of '06

glowbug		2006-01-27 04:59:10 PM

savonola
Don't GIS those kind of terms! Use Urban Dictionary.

BraveLikePrawn		2006-01-27 05:07:58 PM

Der Poopflinger

Really, you wouldn't find him sexy if the was wearing a speedo, all saggy and bony posing like a Vargas girl?

Badafuco		2006-01-27 05:08:48 PM

My weekend is now ruined. I need a shower and then crawl under my covers until Monday.

long overdue		2006-01-27 05:09:16 PM

This woman is at least 20 pounds shy of hittability. Give her a sammich!

If said sammich involved Howard and Larry (speaking of disgusting images), would they then be the King-Stern Trio?

/gotta be real damned old to appreciate that one
//Mr. Eshelman needs an enema in Room 12
///Good night, nurse ...

Der Poopflinger		2006-01-27 05:10:50 PM

BraveLikePrawn not unless the photoshop comes with barf bags, 'cuz if so, make mine a hefty bag, and a free case of eye and brain bleach.

Sergent D		2006-01-27 05:12:02 PM

wrinkeled old people sex. gross

SwingingJohnson		2006-01-27 05:14:43 PM

"KING: All right, hold on. Dr. Forrest, your concept of how can you out-and-out turn down creationism, since if evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?"
www.volpin.it

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