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2006-01-27 09:18:14 AM  
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Go ahead, pull my finger!
 
2006-01-27 09:18:40 AM  
As long as the Evil One holds the One Ring, all of middle east, including the Shire will be destroyed
 
2006-01-27 09:19:16 AM  
Fark you America, my cronies aren't even close to finished stealing from yur future.
 
2006-01-27 09:19:25 AM  
That guy farted....that one...in the blue suit.
 
2006-01-27 09:19:48 AM  

www.photopile.com
img80.imageshack.us

 
2006-01-27 09:20:48 AM  
"You, there, in the back...wake your a$$ up cuz I'm about to drop some science..."
 
2006-01-27 09:22:13 AM  
"I don't feel tardy"
 
2006-01-27 09:22:31 AM  
"They call 'em fingers, but you never see 'em fing. Woah! There they go..."
 
2006-01-27 09:23:39 AM  
Jesus... in China , you'd already be censored.
 
2006-01-27 09:23:59 AM  
The men's restroom is straight ahead, then to the left.
 
2006-01-27 09:24:05 AM  
Lead guitar... Zack Attack. On bass... Posh Spice. On keyboards, Mr. Cool. And on drums, Spazzy McGee. OK, Blondie, Brace Face, you're singing backup. All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. You're on security detail.
 
2006-01-27 09:25:02 AM  
On Iran, look, they're evil, they're a dictatorship, they have nucular weapons, they're challenging our freedom....uh.....liberty is at stake, here......uh....democracy must prevail.....uh....Look! A fetus...or whatever you need, we're goin to war.
 
2006-01-27 09:25:31 AM  
"I've got the UF... now I need the IA"
 
2006-01-27 09:26:10 AM  
"Are those real? Lemme check"
 
2006-01-27 09:26:25 AM  
"Oops. Excuse me. SENSEO. Next questions."
 
2006-01-27 09:26:48 AM  
you beter vote fer the republicins... or there is gonna be more terroriss atacks... i proamise you that... an you betr not impeech me be cause... then ther is gonna be a hole bunch of 9 11 atacks... i am gonna take all the power sose i can keep america safe... like i been doin after the 9 11... now before the 9 11 i dint take terrerism too series... now i do take it series an i am the only one who can protek america from the teroriss... there aint no need worryin about helth care and libertys if you are dead from the terrerism is there... so you better do what i want or i will inflict you with terrirsm.

dldt
 
2006-01-27 09:27:19 AM  
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2006-01-27 09:27:32 AM  
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"How dare you question me again on the nonexistent link between 9/11 and Hussein. For the last time, it wasn't about the death threat to Big Daddy Bush or the oil. YOU have earned a place on my considerable SHIAT LIST!"
 
2006-01-27 09:27:34 AM  
"Do you have a question? Yes, you Jeff Gannon."
 
2006-01-27 09:27:49 AM  
Next question......you there.....you look like somebody that won't ask me something complicated.
 
2006-01-27 09:28:28 AM  
"Take off every 'Zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice."
 
2006-01-27 09:28:46 AM  
Remove him... I am tired of hearing about Brokeback Mountain!
 
2006-01-27 09:29:49 AM  
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I did not have pictorial relations with that man, Mr. Abramoff.
 
2006-01-27 09:29:52 AM  
"Any questions from anyone other than Helen Thomas?"
 
2006-01-27 09:29:54 AM  
"...furthermore, if the government can't listen to your phone calls, how do you expect to be free? It's a simple matter of-- of... Uh, can someone wake that guy up? That guy in the next-to-last row, there, in the purple tie. Sonofabiatch done fell asleep."
 
2006-01-27 09:30:02 AM  
Hey you! In the back! Yeah you, in the American Flag tie! Stop secretly recording my words! You can't wiretap me! Only I can wiretap myself!
 
2006-01-27 09:31:10 AM  
Mission accomplished!
 
2006-01-27 09:32:51 AM  
I'm not sure, but I bet it's one sentence containing "9/11", "terrorism", and "There are others who say...".
 
2006-01-27 09:32:51 AM  
"Does anyone here believe the bullshiat I'm spewin'? Anyone? How 'bout you? No? Okay. You, in the gray suit? No? Dammit."
 
2006-01-27 09:33:06 AM  
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
2006-01-27 09:33:36 AM  
easy2upload.net

"popozao... popozao... hey! thats a catchy tune! you, you thar, you like that popozao? wait... it means whut?"
 
2006-01-27 09:34:20 AM  
"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it.

5 points for whoever can identify the originator of
this quote.
 
2006-01-27 09:36:30 AM  
easy2upload.net

"Don't you correct me! Its 'nucular'! i'm the president darn it! i know how to say 'launch the nucular missiles'! dicks had me practicing."
 
2006-01-27 09:37:19 AM  
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Ah said I'm thtrait ath a withle! gawdammit! Now,.. gimme de
keeeez. I will tranfer youu to gua[hic]... gua[hic]..
guantha..mo bay! Aa.. aaath[hic]thole.


\I love you, man.
 
2006-01-27 09:37:44 AM  
"We uhhhh, plan to stay-- stabilize the region by sending in more reinfus-- reinfork-- refried-- (hiccup) Ah fark it, I'm too drunk. Hey you, Baldy! Come 'ere an' finish this speech. I'm-a go find some blow."
 
2006-01-27 09:37:48 AM  
" I may suck that on occasion, bit I'll NEVER swallow...."
 
2006-01-27 09:41:17 AM  
Nut & honey.
 
2006-01-27 09:41:59 AM  
"NO, U."
 
2006-01-27 09:43:22 AM  
"I can't wait till those stupid shiats elect a Democrat next term. They actually think that'll make a difference! This is a great scam!"

/it's what he's always thinking
 
2006-01-27 09:44:12 AM  
" .... so is that a real door?"

\fool me once
 
2006-01-27 09:44:21 AM  
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There is no need to investigate this White House because these aren't the droids you're looking for.
 
2006-01-27 09:46:06 AM  
"LEMMETELLYASOMETHING, MEAN GENE, THAT CRAZY EYE-RAINIAN GUY DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S MESSIN' WITH, BROTHER! BUT THIS SUNDAY AT SUMMER SLAM, HE'S GONNA FIND OUT WHAT DOUCHE-A-MANIA'S ALL ABOUT!! AN' WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, ME AN' MY ALL LITTLE DOUCHE-A-MANIACS WILL BE STANDIN' TALL, TAKIN' OUR VITAMINS AND SAYIN' OUR PRAYERS, BROTHER! WHATCHYAGONNADOOO WHEN DOUCHE-A-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU?!??!??!!????"
 
2006-01-27 09:47:07 AM  
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FARK YOU DARKIE!
</kayne>
 
2006-01-27 09:47:25 AM  
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"And then the proctologist made a slight angular maneuver like so"
 
2006-01-27 09:48:30 AM  
Will I ever take responsibility for my actions? Heheh. That's a good question, I appreciate that. Let me say this again, catapult it if you will: Eckseckutive privilege mother farkers. Can you appreciate that?
 
2006-01-27 09:48:46 AM  
"Now look here, if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards checkmate."
 
2006-01-27 09:54:09 AM  
He's not saying anything. He's silently responding to the Senator's question:

"Mr. President, could you please point out who's fault you are?"
 
2006-01-27 09:54:22 AM  
"Look, back there, Its Cheney. Dick, get up here and show these folks why they call ya Dick'.
 
2006-01-27 09:56:28 AM  
"I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you could've gotten somebody killed today and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth..."
 
2006-01-27 09:57:24 AM  
"We run this place and if anyone begs to differ, you know where to find me, locker number three."

/Purdue student
 
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