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2006-01-27 06:26:42 AM  
Nothing. His mouth is shut.
2006-01-27 06:30:44 AM  

/Note no quotation marks, and his mouth is shut...
2006-01-27 06:34:24 AM  
Not sure...But his lips aren't moving, so he must be telling a lie.

He's really thinking "pull my finger" though.
2006-01-27 06:42:04 AM  
"You got coke ? No, not you, you there in the back. You got coke ?"
2006-01-27 06:43:53 AM  
"Another whiskey. Straight up. I said straight *hic* up, dammit!"
2006-01-27 06:45:10 AM  
Seventy-five, do I hear eighty, gimme eighty, eighty on seventy-five, seventy-five, CURRENT BID, seventy-five, eighty, hear eighty, eighty, eighty, SEVENTY-FIVE current bid, eighty, hear, eighty, hear, EIGHTY, EIGHTY, seventy-five going ONCE! Seventy-five going TWICE. Seventy-five, third and last CALL! SOLD for seventy-five thousand dollars, to the man in the trenchcoat and fedora.
2006-01-27 08:15:50 AM  
"Does my finger smell like poop to you?"
2006-01-27 08:39:05 AM  
"You can't ask that. Karl told me perspifically that I wouldn't have to talk about no Abramoff."
2006-01-27 08:45:37 AM  
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In a moment of sheer desperation after being asked another unscripted question, President Bush tries unsuccessfully to will a reporter's head to explode by focusing all his negative energy through his finger.
2006-01-27 08:48:57 AM  

//obscure $cientology reference?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-01-27 08:50:33 AM  
(thinking to self)
"Damn, I forgot to put on the Schwartz ring."
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-01-27 08:53:06 AM  
(One reporter to another.)
"Don't put that in your mouth. You don't know where it's been."
2006-01-27 09:01:53 AM  
No caption. He's just doing the Macarena!
2006-01-27 09:03:28 AM  
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"Read my lips, no new wars!"
2006-01-27 09:03:49 AM  
To Helen Thomas: "Zip it !"

/pretending to be a liberal to get votes
2006-01-27 09:04:12 AM  

After the date, ima wanna do the wild thang!
2006-01-27 09:04:43 AM  
(Elvis style) Thank you. Thank you very much.
2006-01-27 09:04:44 AM  
2006-01-27 09:05:05 AM  
So I says, "Yeah? You want that money, come and get it, 'cause I dont know where it is, you baloney. You make me wanna retch!"
2006-01-27 09:05:48 AM  
I could have you killed as part of my war time powers.
2006-01-27 09:06:28 AM  
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"Why do my fingers look like little people?"

2006-01-27 09:06:44 AM  
"How much is that doggie in the window?"
2006-01-27 09:07:12 AM  
"what good is mining nose gold if I cant share it with the towns people"
2006-01-27 09:07:41 AM  
"Once you find the little man in the boat, you have to tickle it gently like so..."
2006-01-27 09:08:15 AM  
I see this and all I can think of is the final shot of Donald Sutherland in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
2006-01-27 09:08:39 AM  
Smell my finger.
2006-01-27 09:08:46 AM  
2006-01-27 09:09:14 AM  
Why can't I quit you?
2006-01-27 09:09:40 AM  
I'm the F*cking president. I'm in the drivers seat. I call the goddamn shots around here.
2006-01-27 09:10:02 AM  
"i'm sorry i spit up on you. but hey, my daddy did the same thing to that jap guy, so... here, let me whipe that off your chin... ooo... gonna do it again.. "
2006-01-27 09:10:51 AM  
"God damn you Helen Thomas, why do you support the turrists by asking all of your high falutin' questions!?!?! Warrantless wiretaps on my enemies is hard work!"
2006-01-27 09:10:53 AM  
One ring to rule them all.....
2006-01-27 09:11:41 AM  
"That's an excellent question, Tom. But first, I have to ask you to stop having phone sex with your wife she's traveling overseas, we're losing too many NSA agents because of it."
2006-01-27 09:12:11 AM  
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"Powwwerrrrr! Unlllimited powwwwerrr!!!!
2006-01-27 09:12:36 AM  
Did you see it there? Six. Six creases in mah forehead. Told you so.
2006-01-27 09:12:55 AM  
"Brokebutt what? No I haven't seen it. Have you seen your mother's brokebutt? I have and it is delicious. Now watch this drive."
2006-01-27 09:13:02 AM  
"9-11 was planned under Clinton... what would you have done?"
2006-01-27 09:13:04 AM  
"*hic* c'mon, you... ABC...*hic*....Bring that Honk Bag over here... I'll *hic* give it a whomp or two..."
2006-01-27 09:13:17 AM  
I've listened to your phone calls... and your phone calls... and your phone calls... and your phone calls...
2006-01-27 09:14:07 AM  
"You gonna finish that donut? I tried to sneak in a few krispy kremes but Cheney kept saying, 'look over there,' and well, I'd fall for it and the donuts were gone."
2006-01-27 09:14:57 AM  
'You, stop throwing facts at me. Why do you hate my fantasy world?'
2006-01-27 09:15:08 AM  
"Don't worry, if you just keep your mouth closed, then you don't have to worry about the NSA listening in on you."

[gives example]

2006-01-27 09:15:08 AM  
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"Could it be... could it be... SATAN?!?!?"
2006-01-27 09:15:11 AM  
And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state -- my speech to the -- nation, whatever you wanna call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years -- 4,000 hours over the next -- of the rest of your life -- of service to America. That's what I asked. I said 2 -- 4,000 hours....uh...uh...Honk Bag!
2006-01-27 09:15:15 AM  
"Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to invade I-R-A-Q
It's fun to invade I-R-A-Q."
2006-01-27 09:16:04 AM  
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What's all this hub-hub about NSA spying and all? We're at war and during war-times the President, which is me, has all the power to do what he wants, when he wants and how he wants. At least thats what God told me.
2006-01-27 09:16:25 AM  
Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi
2006-01-27 09:16:37 AM  
"As soon as I sober up, we are invading Iran"
2006-01-27 09:16:46 AM  
Dammit, officer, I'm the president. Who cares if I can't touch my finger to my nose? I'm just going to pardon myself anyway. heh heh heh.
2006-01-27 09:17:00 AM  
nucular. . . it's pronounced nuuuucular.
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