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(Some Guy)   Cletus succeeds in first new year's resolution: Be a monument of mediocrity and learn to say "hot ass" in Portugese   (xtramsn.co.nz) divider line 146
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2006-01-26 05:09:52 PM
img504.imageshack.us
 
2006-01-26 05:12:33 PM
 
2006-01-26 05:33:30 PM
I wish to see some kitty, and perhaps a bit of titty.

I desire to know where to go, when I am visiting your city.
 
2006-01-26 05:55:15 PM
well - I am impressed. I didn't think he could learn *anything*.
 
2006-01-26 05:59:11 PM
YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN
 
2006-01-26 06:16:33 PM
The jealousy of K-Fed on this thread is quite humorous. K-Fed has poured his heart into his beats and his ryhymes and is willing to share them with the world. He is actually creating art, while all you jealous haters sit, moan, and biatch because you got no skillz and, somehow, the man is keeping you down. Sad, but funny.

/flagrant plagiarism
 
2006-01-26 06:27:22 PM
Ditto: He is actually creating art,

I can crap in a paper towel, put it on a pedestal, call it art and charge 2 bits a gander but I don't.

/poopwinned
 
2006-01-26 06:33:05 PM
This site sure is fascinated with this guy.
 
2006-01-26 06:40:18 PM
bdeh
 
2006-01-26 06:41:28 PM
"Portuguese".
 
2006-01-26 06:41:32 PM
Everyone's fascinated with him. Especially the haters who are all jealous cuz they don't have half the talent he has, he's keeping it real for all us who know a good artist when we here one and your all just mad at him cuz you can't match our style...
 
2006-01-26 06:43:27 PM
No_One_Special: Everyone's fascinated with him. Especially the haters who are all jealous cuz they don't have half the talent he has, he's keeping it real for all us who know a good artist when we here one and your all just mad at him cuz you can't match our style...



Which Icy Hotter are you?
 
2006-01-26 06:44:38 PM
chuck norris
 
2006-01-26 06:45:15 PM
I see two tongue in cheek "All you haters.." posts so far.

Everyone who uses the word "hater", take note. When you use that word, Kevin Federline immediately comes to mind.
 
2006-01-26 06:45:40 PM
IheartKClarkson
You people are retarded. K-Fed worked his ass of as a dancer and now it's his time to shine, so all the haters should STFU. Have you guys sold albums? Do any of you morons know how to make a f'ing beat? Are any of you ppl hot enough to get a girl like Britney?? Oh wow, guess not, shocking. K-fed has some talent (period) and he deserves props for it.

Idiots.


Wow, awesome.

/hope your post gets removed
//trolls are teh ghey
 
2006-01-26 06:45:53 PM
didn't we already cover the worthlessness of Cletus and any subsequent offspring in the PoPoZoa thread?
 
2006-01-26 06:45:58 PM
Ha ha, "haters". Who gives a crap?
 
2006-01-26 06:46:10 PM
Same goes for "hating on".
 
2006-01-26 06:46:29 PM
I know the first single doesn't sound promising, but maybe we should reserve judgment until we hear the whole album.
 
2006-01-26 06:46:54 PM
I wish to see some kitty, and perhaps a bit of titty.
I desire to know where to go, when I am visiting your city.


My wife took all my credit cards, Visa, Amex, Citi,
It's hard to be a parasite, for fark's sakes have some pity
 
2006-01-26 06:47:36 PM
Mr. Fuzzypaws

Most folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
Most folk'll never lost a toe
But then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
 
2006-01-26 06:48:57 PM
No_One_Special
Especially the haters who are all jealous cuz they don't have half the talent he has

Holy crap, jealous, yup, that's me. AC/DC's blind, mute drummer has more talent in his horribly disfigured arm (motorcycle accident) than K-Fed has in his entire body.
 
2006-01-26 06:49:58 PM
I can't believe two posters in here have defended Federline. Have you heard this single? It's horrid, manufactured swill. Will you defend Paris Hilton's forthcoming album as well?

The idea that people are critical of Federline because they're jealous is ridiculous. He gets criticized because he's a dirty, low-class wannabe who married a celebrity and has become a public figure as a result. He has no apparent skills other than spending his wife's money and dressing in the dark. If he weren't married to Britney, nobody would pay attention to him at all other than his dealer.
 
2006-01-26 06:50:21 PM
lame and stupid why not just forget this person
 
2006-01-26 06:50:42 PM
People hate cause they ain't got the money he has.
 
2006-01-26 06:51:17 PM
again ... he's awesome. check it
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/24/kevin_federline_jams_to_popo za.html
 
2006-01-26 06:52:01 PM
www.intriguing.com
"I will not buy this hot ass. It is scratched."
 
2006-01-26 06:52:15 PM
www.farkimages.com
 
2006-01-26 06:53:02 PM
KFed brings out all the h8rs because all y'all just jealous you don't have mad rhymin' skillz. You also be wantin' to tap his biatch.

/Kiss my poppazao.
 
2006-01-26 06:53:11 PM
"Most folk'll never lost a toe"?

That doesn't seem quite right.
 
2006-01-26 06:53:21 PM
"...his faint voice lacks coolness and confidence as he hollers for more Brazilian booty."

don't hold back...did you like it or not?
 
2006-01-26 06:54:05 PM
Everyone just calm down about the supposed Federline lovers. They're just imitating some other poster in another thread who was actually serious.
 
2006-01-26 06:54:16 PM
'Popozao' may be brazilian because its not Potuguese.
 
2006-01-26 06:55:00 PM
We already had a greenlight about him.
Why give him another? He doesn't deserve the attention.
 
2006-01-26 06:55:21 PM
PM Mr. Fuzzypaws

Ditto: He is actually creating art,

I can crap in a paper towel, put it on a pedestal, call it art and charge 2 bits a gander but I don't.


...yeah, but K-Fed did, and you didn't. Hence the effort.

/"K-Fed"? Is he serious?
//signed, T-Dude
 
2006-01-26 06:55:49 PM
AC/DC's blind, mute drummer has more talent in his horribly disfigured arm (motorcycle accident)

psst... that's Def Leppard.

Er, I mean. HA! I knew you haters listened to ACDC cuz you don't know good music all you know is angry nosie played by drunk rednecks
 
2006-01-26 06:55:53 PM
Without fark.com, K-Fed would be a complete unknown.
 
2006-01-26 06:57:35 PM
Eh, I'm going home, I don't have time to play anymore. But no, I don't give a rat's about Cletus, I just thought it was hilarious when I had someone who was saying all the "hater" crap and was actually serious. It was amusing enough to not be quite sad.
 
2006-01-26 06:58:10 PM
this has to be the 3rd link about this dope this week. enough already.
 
2006-01-26 06:58:50 PM
"Without fark.com, K-Fed would be a complete unknown."

...or a discount barn for used U. S. gummint hardware.
 
2006-01-26 06:59:04 PM
Mugato

Now you just hush. Don't be spoiling my fun.
 
2006-01-26 06:59:41 PM
Yeah Boi That K-fed track is tha dopeness!
Ah can't believe that people can hate on sum1 wit such style and flow!

POPOZAO
POPOZAO!


/since a few already grabbed those quotes from the blog in the last K-Frap thread I had to come up with my own
//can't believe people actually like that cr4p
///my faith in humanity has dropped a few pegs
 
2006-01-26 06:59:47 PM
And now, how to make a Portuguese breakfast... First, you crack an egg...

Douce Bigalo European Gigalo reference, you got it right?
 
2006-01-26 07:00:56 PM
that family guy bit on kfed was hilarious...lol


/loves family guy even more now
 
2006-01-26 07:01:11 PM
testbenchdude: ...yeah, but K-Fed did, and you didn't. Hence the effort.

I live a few blocks from the Albright-Knox Art Gallery in Buffalo. I am now on a mission. You are all invited to my opening.
 
2006-01-26 07:03:05 PM
How is this even remotely news? It's been three weeks; there's no way this song is still relevant in March.
 
2006-01-26 07:03:22 PM
I liked this thread better yesterday for some reason.
 
2006-01-26 07:04:54 PM
vonschiller: How is this even remotely news?

Do I have to explain?
 
2006-01-26 07:05:04 PM
"Actually I quite liked it.

Oh yes, I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.

Oh ... and er ... interesting rhythmic devices too,

which seemed to counterpoint the ... er ... er ...

counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the ... er

... humanity of the ..."
 
2006-01-26 07:05:28 PM
Conflict generates viewers (and message board ranters and ravers) and NBC was counting on that.

I am most pissed at NoxiousBamboozlingCheaters for lying to the viewers in their promos.
 
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