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(Fox News)   India blah blah Kashmir blah blah Muslims   ( divider line
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4971 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 May 2002 at 8:22 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-21 02:28:58 PM  

2002-05-21 03:56:50 PM  
In a nutshell:

Kashmir separatist moderate leader killed. India blames Pakistan; Pakistan blames India. India moves battleships closer to Pakistan. They're closer to war.. Blah blah blah

There, now you don't have to go and read the link.
2002-05-21 04:18:11 PM  
Maybe Page & Plant need to go over there and play a concert.
That will solve everything.
2002-05-21 08:25:44 PM  
Hmm, muslims assinating innocent people of peace, where have i heard this before?

Oh but lets just keep up the talks because they are working oh so well
2002-05-21 08:27:28 PM  
Never woulda guessed... /sarcasm
2002-05-21 08:28:30 PM  
doomsday clock ticking....


don't we need Bono and Jimmy Carter?
2002-05-21 08:28:48 PM  
How many examples do we need before we see what the muslims really are, a group of people devoted to a religion that tolerates this.

This isn't going to end well

Imagine if the Mormons had a doctrine to kill, instead of just comming to your house to bug you they shoot you, would we tolerate that.... NO, why do we tolerate this?
2002-05-21 08:30:35 PM  
i guess they dont want peace...sad people.
2002-05-21 08:30:46 PM  
It was the most beautiful sweater I had ever seen. I asked the man what it was and he said, "it is Kasmir".
2002-05-21 08:31:53 PM  
What's this dot?
2002-05-21 08:32:49 PM  
"Whats that red dot?"
2002-05-21 08:33:02 PM  
2002-05-21 08:34:17 PM  
i gotta get one of those dogs
2002-05-21 08:34:25 PM  
$10 says he was assasinated by another Muslim group that wants the same end result as him.

"Bunch of savages in this town."

Malbien: Which one's the dog?
2002-05-21 08:35:16 PM  
this is what happens when led zeppelin writes a song about your city.
2002-05-21 08:39:55 PM  
What's all this I'm reading about "Muslims don't want peace?" Did any of you read the article? The Muslim who advocated a non-violent solution was assasinated. He's been threatened by both the Hindus and Islamic militants, so don't go on "raghead red-alert" just yet.

From the article: Abdul Ghani Lone, considered a leading voice among the separatists for working with India to resolve the dispute, was attending the service marking the assassination 12 years ago of another independence leader."

This being Fark, I figured there'd be some "Lone" gunman jokes, but that would require reading...
2002-05-21 08:42:49 PM  
blah blah blah nuclear war blah blah blah
2002-05-21 08:47:47 PM  
Lone Gunmen? You mean the X-Files guys? ;)
2002-05-21 08:49:19 PM  
Does this make it 4 minutes to 12 on the clock?
2002-05-21 08:49:31 PM  
Grey Fox: Nah, they're dead. As is the show. Thanks be to Allah, Jehovah and/or Zarquon for that! :)
2002-05-21 08:51:24 PM  
Yeah, blah blah blah. Who cares about world events that may instigate a thermonuclear war. It's not like political assassinations ever start wars.

Well.....unless you count World War 1.
2002-05-21 08:52:46 PM  
Bah, the Austrians had it coming to them anyway, Sarcasmo

Them and their bloomin' onions...
2002-05-21 08:53:32 PM  
"The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Kashmir
Rock the Kashmir
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Kashmir
Rock the Kashmir"

er, nevermind....

2002-05-21 08:54:03 PM  
India has battleships?

2002-05-21 08:57:26 PM  
India Warships:
2002-05-21 08:57:38 PM  
So many Zepplin jokes, so little time.
2002-05-21 08:59:09 PM  
That's just an awful headline.
2002-05-21 09:04:06 PM  
So anybody want to start a betting pool on who will drop their nuke first, India or Pakistan, and how long it will be before it happens?
2002-05-21 09:05:39 PM  
blah blah blah statue of liberty targeted
blah blah blah US Special forces soldier killed
blah blah blah Sharon fires part of Cabinet
blah blah blah another suicide bomber blah blah blah

star wars AOTC does boffo weekend.....

stop the presses! Yay Star Wars! mus'talk star wars!!!! can't not stop talkin' bout the star wars!

oh yeah, and shark attacks are hot too if you want to function in complete denial.
2002-05-21 09:05:41 PM  
Pakistan= not whipping boy. Very very willing to blow india, billions of people and all into oblivion

India= not moderate. Very very willing to blow pakistan, millions and all into oblivion.

Yes, they have warships. They also have planes from france. Unfortunatly, not making them surrender.

there are one billion musilms in the world. Because about.. eh.. we'll say a one hundreth of them advocate violence does not make the rest extremists.
2002-05-21 09:24:52 PM  
I'm not arguing.. I'm correcting stupidity.
2002-05-21 09:25:11 PM  
Vegasj: Not to make you look retarded but, did you mean to misspell "arguing"?
2002-05-21 09:31:41 PM  

lmfao.... Lawnjockey even if I told you I copied that and wasn't the maker..... you wouldn't believe me.

never noticed that really, was to busy looking at the dudes face and laughing.

*runs... MOMMY !!!!

2002-05-21 09:32:07 PM  
And in hindsight, we shall see that this is what caused...World War III...
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2002-05-21 09:32:16 PM  
har har blah blah, im too cool to care cuz i post on fark

if only there was a terrorist group that targeted idiots...I wouldn't have to sift through posts like that
2002-05-21 09:32:26 PM  
Best headline ever
2002-05-21 10:21:14 PM  
I go to college with a native Pakistani who is one of the smartest and most mellow people I know. Not all people in Pakistan are extremist assholes, get your facts straight.
2002-05-21 10:35:35 PM  
DrRocks is obviously an ignorant for refusing to racially stereotype like the rest of the country. Better lynch him now, he may offer views of dissident if we don't take action now!!!
2002-05-21 10:57:14 PM  
Ships and planes? These people have nuclear weapon technology. It really is a shame that Ghandi did all that work to get them their freedom and independence back and they go back to splitting up and hating eachother.
2002-05-21 11:01:07 PM  
Pakistan and India want KAshmir so bad, I wonder if they'll want it when it's a glowing green wasteland?
2002-05-21 11:47:43 PM  
I love that all evidence of the nasty argument that occurred on this thread earlier has been systematically erased.
2002-05-22 12:25:10 AM  
Haha, just as well. That dude was a total troll.
2002-05-22 01:11:50 AM  
Joshewah, I know what you mean. It's a total SHAME.
2002-05-22 01:58:43 AM  
"...was shot to death Tuesday in front of 5,000 people at a ceremony to commemorate another assassinated independence leader..."

For some reason the old Saturday Night Live skit with Buckwheat getting shot, then his killer being shot came to mind when I read that headline.
2002-05-22 02:28:43 AM  
Hmm...Well im officially scared. Some part of me tells me that neither of these countries would really mind dropping the bomb on the other. In fact, I think they might rather enjoy it. And that, my friends, is farking scary.

If anyone is looking for me, Ill be hiding under my desk
2002-05-22 02:53:11 AM  
Oh let the sun blah blah upon my face
Stars to fill blah blah
I am a traveler blah blah time and space
Blah blah where I have been

-- "Kashblah", Led Blahblah
2002-05-22 03:12:14 AM  
India will nuke the hell out of Pakistan before the end of this year.... I gaurandamtee ya!!

This is the beginning of the end my friends!
2002-05-22 07:39:55 AM  
05-21-02 08:28:48 PM Gaanja
How many examples do we need before we see what the muslims really are, a group of people devoted to a religion that tolerates this.

Let me guess, you're a Christian, right?
2002-05-22 07:41:46 AM  
I have both Indian and Pakistan in my death pool! Either way I come out a winner.
2002-05-22 07:55:43 AM  
The dumbasses on both sides don't know what they're doing fooling with a probable nuclear exchange.

They both think they can win one.

This is what the combined population of India and Pakistan will look like:
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