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(LBC 97.3)   New dating fad: Eyegazing. Find out if a stranger is your soulmate by gazing into their eyes. Next to be announced: Assgrabbing. Find out if a stranger is your soulmate by grabbing their ass   (tampabays10.com) divider line 147
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2006-01-24 12:15:47 PM  
what am i supposed to be seeing as i gaze into ramdom people's eyes??
 
2006-01-24 12:16:17 PM  
You can tell if a stranger is your soul mate by grabbing their ass

I think I'm going to test this theory here at the office today.

/ I'll keep you all posted on how it goes.
 
2006-01-24 12:17:45 PM  
oh wait it it like one of those opttical illusion puzzles where objects jump out at you?

so if i stare long enough a dolphin is going to jump out at me and i'll know that this person is my soul mate??
got ya..
 
2006-01-24 12:20:47 PM  
I look deep into your eyes and I see...


A sailboat?
 
2006-01-24 12:20:52 PM  
sparky1013:

so if i stare long enough a dolphin is going to jump out at me and i'll know that this person is my soul mate??

Or it might be a dog with red lipstick.
 
2006-01-24 12:22:49 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-01-24 12:23:32 PM  
This is like a merge of 2 TF threads from yesterday.
 
2006-01-24 12:25:34 PM  
ozone: This is like a merge of 2 TF threads from yesterday everyday.

think "TF crush" threads
 
2006-01-24 12:26:14 PM  
ozone: This is like a merge of 2 TF threads from yesterday.

maybe...
are you talking about this one??

i1.tinypic.com
 
2006-01-24 12:27:56 PM  
I personally prefer checkbook sniffing and portfolio perusing to find my soulmate.
 
2006-01-24 12:28:03 PM  
I grabbed her ass, and I just knew. I just KNEW.
 
2006-01-24 12:38:07 PM  
This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. This is the kind of thing that someone would have to resort to if they couldn't cut it with an idea as shiatty as "speed dating."

Go to the bar, have a few drinks, make good conversation, make her laugh a few times, and boom, you're at her place waking up all the neighbors. It's that simple.

/eyes are the window to the soul
//but only if they're opened to you
///and that won't happen by staring at a complete stranger
 
2006-01-24 12:39:47 PM  
This reminds me of the one Family Guy where Peter says he read something in a book and Brian says, "Are you sure Peter? Are you sure you read NOTHING?"

but in this case it would be, "New dating fad? Are you sure you mean 'something that no one is really doing but a Lifestyle editor was starved for copy because Paris Hilton didn't do anything today'?"
 
2006-01-24 12:40:30 PM  
sure it's a fad now but when willy does it you're all fingernails and screams
 
2006-01-24 12:43:25 PM  
I've been told that my eyes are mesmerizing, although I think that was a ploy to get into my pants.

sparky, why'd ya have to invoke the TerrorDollGirls? Can't sleep, DollGirl will kill me...
 
2006-01-24 12:46:44 PM  
sparky1013: are you talking about this one??


You go to hell! you go to hell and you die!

I hate those.
 
2006-01-24 12:46:59 PM  
If I stare at someone's eyes too long, my sight gets blurry and my brain shuts down. I don't think this is going to be too useful unless I use it as a way to find out who shuts me down the fastest, and that's not really a problem using the normal methods.

If all your dates involve bad conversation, I don't think creating a new method of dating is going to help you much.
 
2006-01-24 12:50:19 PM  
I don't think you can tell a soulmate, but you can tell if you are going to get laid.
 
2006-01-24 12:54:39 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: but you can tell if you are going to get laid.

Because occassionally one will get bored from staring and pass out, right?
 
2006-01-24 12:55:03 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: but in this case it would be, "New dating fad? Are you sure you mean 'something that no one is really doing but a Lifestyle editor was starved for copy because Paris Hilton didn't do anything today'?"

That sounds pretty much right. It's pretty much a non-story fill-in for the usual gossip news.

Besides, who can honestly say they wouldn't be completely freaked out by the idea of staring into a complete stranger's eyes and deciding in 3 minutes or less whether he/she is the one you'll spend the rest of your life with? The only thing you should be deciding in 3 minutes or less is if you'll be taking that person home for some hot, unbridled, anonymous sex later on that night.
 
2006-01-24 12:55:10 PM  
ozone: This is like a merge of 2 TF threads from yesterday.

Yes, where is Mrs. Roethlisberger?
 
2006-01-24 12:57:16 PM  
Thera: why'd ya have to invoke the TerrorDollGirls?
ozone: You go to hell! you go to hell and you die!
sorry...

i'll never do it again...
 
2006-01-24 01:02:28 PM  
fracicone: Because occassionally one will get bored from staring and pass out, right?

No man, hypnotism.

Jamespoon: Besides, who can honestly say they wouldn't be completely freaked out by the idea of staring into a complete stranger's eyes and deciding in 3 minutes or less whether he/she is the one you'll spend the rest of your life with?

I think it's a product of the arrogance of human existence. We want to believe that the universe was ordered so that our stupid, brutish, short, petty lives will have meaning. Part of that is the idea that there is one person who was meant to be with you forever.
 
2006-01-24 01:07:50 PM  
Thera: I've been told that my eyes are mesmerizing,


you have eyes?
 
2006-01-24 01:09:48 PM  
I'm wholeheartedly in favor of not only grabbing the ass of your date, but of anyone you want. It wou'd make this a better country for all of us.
 
2006-01-24 01:15:22 PM  
After a quick introduction into the art of Eye Gazing, you sit across from someone else and then gaze into the strangers eyes for three minutes.

www2.newnanutilities.org

Look into my eye.
 
2006-01-24 01:18:20 PM  
img.photobucket.com

i want a soul mate..


/taken last night
//ya i know i look like crap..
///don't care..
 
2006-01-24 01:39:24 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2006-01-24 01:50:18 PM  
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I think it's a product of the arrogance of human existence. We want to believe that the universe was ordered so that our stupid, brutish, short, petty lives will have meaning. Part of that is the idea that there is one person who was meant to be with you forever.

I was thinking that same thing as I was typing before. The idea of soulmates is right up there on the silliness scale with believing that dancing around a campfire will bring rain, or growing a beard and veiling your women will bring you closer to God. There is no such thing as a soulmate, just someone you meet by chance, who you get along well enough with to invite to come along with you as you make your way through life.

Is there someone out there who is absolutely perfect for someone else? Probably, with 8 billion people in the world. But two people are not placed on earth specifically to meet each other one day. People should just go with the flow, and don't be so picky as to say that "this person is not my soulmate because she/he doesn't stare into other people's eyes the same way I do."
 
2006-01-24 02:08:48 PM  
This sort of stupidity is why the divorse rate is so high.
 
2006-01-24 02:09:27 PM  
divorce*
 
2006-01-24 02:17:54 PM  
Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend

Yep. I'll agree with that.
 
2006-01-24 02:27:35 PM  
Next dating fad: just the tip
 
2006-01-24 02:28:31 PM  
jurist.law.pitt.edu
 
2006-01-24 02:28:58 PM  
Hey baby, what do you say I take you and your lazy eye home to lay down at my place?

www.analogpanda.com
 
2006-01-24 02:29:13 PM  
Just remember, the eyes are the window to the retinal nerve.
 
2006-01-24 02:29:44 PM  
We call that eye farking where I'm from.
 
2006-01-24 02:29:57 PM  
What a bunch of Shtoopid.
 
2006-01-24 02:30:05 PM  
I kiss you, soulmate.

img63.imageshack.us
 
2006-01-24 02:30:44 PM  
Wow, that sure sounds better than my last date's testing of the new fad called "cockpunching"!
 
2006-01-24 02:31:07 PM  
If only he would done that before marrying her...

img63.imageshack.us
 
2006-01-24 02:31:35 PM  
Yankees Team Gynecologist.. you win this thread
 
2006-01-24 02:31:39 PM  
i16.photobucket.com
 
2006-01-24 02:32:23 PM  
This is an improvement over that last thing, those ghey cuddle parties.

/glad I'm not single
 
2006-01-24 02:32:24 PM  
I think the average person can guess on sincerity, intent, passion and self confidence rather quickly by just looking into someones eyes for a period of time.

Fad? Yeah, but it has some merit.
 
2006-01-24 02:32:48 PM  
I don't know why, but when i scrolled down and saw the Orly owl's eyes i lost it. Nice one snackwagon
 
2006-01-24 02:33:06 PM  
This reminds me of my friend Brian who gave me the sage advice in college that, at the end of the evening "bite your date on the thigh. She'll slap your face or jump your bones - either way, you know exactly where you stand."
 
2006-01-24 02:33:26 PM  
This is both interesting and stupid. I remember an article years ago about how mutual staring into someones eyes made them feel like they were in love with you. It was like a scientific study and everything. My wife read the article and used to kid around by trying to stare into my eyes. Anyhoooooo... this article reminded me of that article.

Soul mates are stupid. Love is chemical. Anger, Fear and Lust are the only true emotions.
 
2006-01-24 02:34:33 PM  
img214.imageshack.us
 
2006-01-24 02:35:58 PM  
My friend has a lazy eye. The other night I saw a chick in a bar who's eyes were so crossed that just looking at them made my eyes cross. Do those people not get soul mates?

What about blind people? Do they prod each other in the eyes with their cane thingies? Is there some sort of soul brail on the eyballs that they can feel?
 
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