Stupid auction pulled by eBay in 3... 2... 1...

Dude, you are so high.

That is, hands down, the most spectacularly idiotic attempt at being funny I've ever seen.

i'm soooo confused

Hahah

tnpir: hands down

that hand is emaciated

He has a great seller rating too.

/I laughed

/made me laugh

Kobe will kill us all.

Most jokes have both a premise and punchline.

This has neither.

does that guy have a medieval dungeon for a basement or what?

Now if we could get Wilt Chamberlain's 100 points in a jar, we could have a boxed set!!

"I'm sure someone in Canada is selling the Raptors defence and pride, because they left that at home."

Someone needs a new hobby...

Don't feed the attention-whore auction.

At least the "Ghost in a JAr" had a scary legend and a sweet photoshop to back it up.

Hey, didn't the film "The Silence of the Lambs" in this guy's basement?



/ "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again."
// "Don't you hurt my dog!"
/// "Oh wait, was she a great, big fat person?"

labman

I only see Kobe's favorite hazelnut spread with skim milk in that pic. Where's the chocolate spread?

I wonder if he'll accept payment in Fiona Apple notes.

... Wow... If this shiat sells I officially surrender my hope in reformation of the economy.

Makes you wonder if he's jsut being a smart@ss or if he's that damned delusional... I'm hoping for the second option. We might read about him in some kind of police-horse-humping escapade next month.

\Nutty as a bat shy of a happymeal

There will be some legit bids...

But someone will bid $1,000,000 and the auction will get pulled.

it may be attention whoring, but it's still amusing.

Look at some of the feedback he's gotten:

This ebayer rocks my world...This ebayer makes me want to be a better man. A++++

Fast payment. You are enslaved!!!!! A+++ Ebayer. Be True To Your School!!!!!!

I think the film "Silence of the Lambs" in another basement.



All your basement are belong to us. The pwners.

"I don't care who y'arr, that's funny rite chair."

Funny in a "Being John Malkovich" sort of way. Smart people get a chuckle out of it, but the real fun is laughing at all of the poor, dim bastards who ask, "Is he serious?!?!"

I thought this auction was hilarious.

Some of you need to remove the stick from your ass.

I laughed. It was a hell of a lot more clever than most of the joke auctions on EBay. Lighten up people.

Rhayader
evenpar123

Right on brothers.

Yesterday I saw a honk bag up for auction, it was even signed by the cast of 'Celebrity Honk Bag'.

Someone must have used the BIN, because it's gone now.

So, are those really the points and do they really all congeal in this poor guy's basement wall? I feel sorry for the points though; I think PETA should start a campaign to free the points from their captivity.

Damn! I've been outbid.

Man, I thought my basement was ghetto...

Outbid Also =(

It is still the most points Kobe has scored without having to buy his wife jewelry.

like, how do these people figure out how to use computers?

People who post these links to 'funny' eBay auctions seem to forget they are as fleeting as the breeze.

The proper way would be to take a screenshot (for newbies, just display the page & hit 'print screen' key). Launch photoshop, create new file from clipboard.

Important! Convert to 256 colors, and save as a .gif file. Pictures may look a bit strange, but you'll still be able to make them out.

A 1024x 768 gif of a screenshot will actually be only be ~50Kbytes.

A hosting service shouldn't have too much problem with that. It will last a lot longer that the ebay page.

Just a thought.

This is funny. I wonder how stoned he was when he came up with the idea.

Thanks to fark now its on 12 bucks, it was 65 cents gadamit!

Outbid.

I, for on, actually think this is hilarious. And if it doesn't get pulled he'll have made himself a few bucks.

Most jokes have both a premise and punchline.
This has neither.

oh, I dunno, this line: "I'm sure someone in Canada is selling the Raptors defence and pride, because they left that at home."

was pretty funny.

Day_Old_Dutchie: People who post these links to 'funny' eBay auctions seem to forget they are as fleeting as the breeze.

The proper way would be to take a screenshot (for newbies, just display the page & hit 'print screen' key). Launch photoshop, create new file from clipboard.

Important! Convert to 256 colors, and save as a .gif file. Pictures may look a bit strange, but you'll still be able to make them out.

A 1024x 768 gif of a screenshot will actually be only be ~50Kbytes.

A hosting service shouldn't have too much problem with that. It will last a lot longer that the ebay page.

Just a thought.

Something like this?? (pops)

Highest bid held by "calgary_cleetus"... something no redneck must go without, I suppose...