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(AZCentral)   Ovulating women more attractive, fickle   ( divider line
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7200 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 May 2002 at 12:25 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-05-21 10:16:10 AM  
"Hey babe, you makin' eggs?"

"The current study reinforces the utility of looking at human romantic relationships as partly the outcome of genetic conflicts of interest..."

not in my harem!
2002-05-21 12:00:56 PM  
LargeYam, you're little dialogue is one of the funniest things I've read all week!
2002-05-21 12:28:05 PM  
Doesn't 'ovulating' = PMS ?
2002-05-21 12:29:03 PM  
That's evolution, baby.
2002-05-21 12:29:05 PM  
2002-05-21 12:29:34 PM  
Damn you, HTML!

<insert witty and/or hilarious comment here>
2002-05-21 12:29:38 PM  
Your misuse of the apostrophe would be amusing if it weren't so endemic among those of your ilk.

You're = You are

Your = possessive tense of You

Got it? Good.

Carry on.
2002-05-21 12:29:42 PM  
women are crazy...them thar hormones really screw up their brains
2002-05-21 12:30:24 PM  
Women don't love me, they just want me for my lil' sperm dudes.
2002-05-21 12:31:06 PM  
This explains *so* much!
2002-05-21 12:31:38 PM  
not in my book...
2002-05-21 12:32:35 PM  
"women are crazy...them thar hormones really screw up their brains"

Don't knock it. Those same hormones make women look at our hairy asses and say 'Oh yeah! I need that'.

(apologies to ADC)
2002-05-21 12:32:48 PM  
"But the sexual interest tended to be directed at men other than their primary partners, the researchers found."
Above is also known as: Another backup reason for when you catch your man cheating on you.

"But baby, I know during sex you were fantasizing about Billy Bob Thornton !!!"
2002-05-21 12:32:48 PM  
Ovulating women = horny women

What's attractive to us guys? Horny women.
2002-05-21 12:32:49 PM  
Ovulating women = horny horny women
2002-05-21 12:33:24 PM  
Nice observation!
2002-05-21 12:33:27 PM  
you know it, i know it
2002-05-21 12:33:35 PM  
TheKing - the only pet-peeve I have (apart from the overuse of the phrase "pet-peeve') is the misuse of "your" and "you're"...

I think it's time to send about 85% of the population for re-Neducation.

You're point was most welcome.
2002-05-21 12:33:39 PM  
TheKing, ovulation comes about two weeks after the whole yucky icky bleeding thing.
2002-05-21 12:35:20 PM  
Don't knock it. Those same hormones make women look at our hairy asses and say 'Oh yeah! I need that'

Really? I don't have a hairy ass so they must be looking at my giant wang.
2002-05-21 12:35:54 PM  
TheKing: I think that stick up your ass now has a stick up IT'S ass. (and yes I'm aware that "it's" is misspelled)
2002-05-21 12:36:57 PM  
If you can't handle the apostrophe, don't use it.

Quite simple, people.
2002-05-21 12:37:33 PM  
Ouroborus I wear these things called " pants " to hide my giant wang. But only on civic holidays.
2002-05-21 12:38:01 PM  
Which puts it two weeks before the whole icky yucky bleeding thing begins again.
Hence my point.
2002-05-21 12:39:57 PM  
So, who do I have to talk to if I want to be recipient of some kooky womans' straying sexual fantasies?

I'm just, you know, asking.. Just in case the need arises...
or something like that.
2002-05-21 12:41:09 PM  
All chicks are crazy little sluts. That's why I love'em.
2002-05-21 12:42:06 PM  
TheKing: PMS is roughly a day or maybe a few days before menstruation. Not two whole weeks.
2002-05-21 12:44:11 PM  
I am ovulating right now anyone want to fertilize me?
2002-05-21 12:45:37 PM  
TheKing, you're saying PMS comes two weeks before menstruation?


/me thinks someone needs to go back to Sex Ed.
2002-05-21 12:48:08 PM  

Nah, you're in heat, you'll fark anybody.

I prefer a challenge...
2002-05-21 12:48:30 PM  

As long as you're 17-26 and not fat/ugly. I'll be the father.
2002-05-21 12:48:34 PM  
2002-05-21 12:51:04 PM  
Man How eould you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman Unfertilized.
2002-05-21 12:51:10 PM  
cmon now.
if ovulation happened during or before menstruation (which is AFTER PMS - Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) the egg that dropped wouldn't be able to adhere to the inside of the uterus - menstruation itself is the release of the old egg and the lining, to ready itself for a new egg to be fertilized.
1. PMS is BEFORE menstruation.
2. Menstruation is BEFORE ovulation.
Nothing more to see here.
Move along.
He's dead, Jim.
2002-05-21 12:51:58 PM  
Can't we just call a spade a spade? When a woman is ovulating, she's "in heat" and she puts off all sorts of pheromones and stuff.

Men love the stank and that's why we can't resist at a subconcious, primal level.

BTW, ovulating occurs just before PMS (for the normal woman). PMS begins as the body prepares for menstruation and the lining of the uterine wall starts breaking down.

Women have 28 day cycles (which coincides with the moon, most of the time, by the way). Ovulation usually occurs on days 12-16. However, male sperm can last up to five days or so, so sex is "safe" in the first 7 days or so, and after 3 days of consecutive high temperature in the woman after ovulation (usually day 22-24).

Using an accurate body thermometer (orally) and tracking temperature at a consistent time in the morning (usually 6-7am for normal work schedules) you can predict with 100% accuracy when ovulation is, and then safe times for sex are to avoid a pregnancy.

However, the only catch is abstaining during the "unsafe" days in the middle.
2002-05-21 12:54:42 PM  
2002-05-21 12:57:55 PM  
Q. What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant?

A. Her legs.

Thank you, I'm here till Thursday.
2002-05-21 12:59:44 PM  
Daz, how long can sperm live in a tissue? Most farkers here need to know.
2002-05-21 01:00:33 PM  
i'm going to attic to find the chastity belt
2002-05-21 01:04:02 PM  
Better try locking her in a closet.
2002-05-21 01:04:29 PM  
Everything i need to know i learned on
2002-05-21 01:05:59 PM  
okay but there is ALWAYS that chance that you'll still get prego. that method has been used forever, and still children are had by those people. just use a condom, or take a pill. both would be good.

so i suppose i'm in heat then? that actually explains a lot. :)
2002-05-21 01:06:30 PM  
this should have had an obvious tag. they're called pheremones people. duh.
2002-05-21 01:09:49 PM  
well I think Phix it hit the nail on the head.....

05-21-02 12:32:48 PM Phix-it"
Ovulating women = horny women"

ahhh the lustfull look in their eyes, the stone stare they give you, just before you fold their knees back behind her head and bang the fuk outta her.

2002-05-21 01:12:34 PM  
I don't care when she is ovulating. Just as long as it's not bleeding.

Use the condom,
use the pill.
Just don't pull out,
cause you might spill.
2002-05-21 01:14:01 PM  
While humans produce phermones, humans don't have active phermone receptors. It has to be the combination of female behavior and possibly non-phermone scents that change male behavior.

Thanks to Discover magazine and National Geographic I have nothing but useless information...

I don't even know the difference between a phermone and a non-phermone scent.
2002-05-21 01:18:53 PM  
Daz - does that pass for "romantic" in Texas?
2002-05-21 01:21:35 PM  
Pavlov would be proud.
2002-05-21 01:23:16 PM  
When she's ovulating, my wife just sticks it in my face.
2002-05-21 01:38:37 PM  
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Just be weary of ovulating women like this
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