MayoBoy, good one! hahahahaha!

I should make a show titled "France vs. Italy: The battle for Surrender Supremacy" The only reason they whine so much is because they are a bunch of pansy-@$$-butt-munchers

This is just appalling, Carlo Gambino must be spining in his grave.

Or as he would say, "Ima spinnin in my grave ova heh. Mamma Mia!"

Why isn't Capt. Cornelli's Mandolin on this damn list???

My list of complaints is so much better than that.... Who's gonna publish my gripes? I'm offended that nobody cares enough about what's offending me to do anything about it.

And I hate being offended. It offends me.

Grrr.

Hey Joey, remember the thing? You know the thing with the guy and the stuff.

Fuhgeddaboudit.

Is it actually possible for somebody NOT to get offended anymore? I swear, I can't even crap in my own toilet without Canada blaming me for damaging their air quality.

Can't we let one day go by without resorting to racial epithets?

Get it? Day go? Ah, what do you know from funny.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can or cannot refuse, his choice of course. Dam this Maffia sensitivity training.

The Mafia is full of chicken shiat fuggin a-holes !! Note to self: Change identity on Fark login, quickly.

Llyd_ap_Dicter

My cousin has dual citizenship, Irish and American. I'm working on it right now as well. Just in case I travel Europe.

Canada:
Whoa!!! What aboot that smell? That's aboot as bad as a sexed up moose after he drank a twelve pack and got runover by a snowplow!

Kwejibo - I'm offended by the word "crap". You just made the list.

Feb 5 - Red Lobster tests ''breaking legs'' commercial.

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds hilarious?

Obligatory

Waaaah waaah waaah Sopranos waaaah waaaah waaaah Guiliani waaaah waaaah Sopranos waaaah waaaah Guiliani waaaah waaaah Sopranos waaaah Sopranos.

I've been town where "The Sopranos" is filmed. Believe you me, "The Sopranos" actually UNDERPLAYS the Italian stereotypes you encounter in North Jersey.

I sit corrected. I was in error.

Whatzamatta, Homah?

OH NO! ITALIANS!

What would happen if Italian-American_African-Spaniards had their own lists published?? Oh boy, that would be a doozie. Spaniards can complain about being ignored by the world, Africans - need I go there? Italians - for coining the phrase "don't make me send Vinnie after ya". And since Americans are mutts anyway, hell, we could ban everything!!! This super race of people could rule the world!! Then all we could do is sit around all day and stare each other in the eye. Very fun!

Too bad this guy's not still around.

As a Scott-Irish-English-German-French-American, I am offended by the Italian Americans taking up perfectly good webspace to air their greivances.
I'm really torn on this issue. One part of me wants to fight, another part feels like getting drunk while a third bit has bad theeth. All the while, I also want to take over the world while surrendering. Somebody help me, please. Which ridiculous stereotype is someone like me supposed to act on?

Sorry ANDONBRAY
ammend that to "carp"

"'here comes the greaseball!'

'hey, luigi bring you free 'a pizza, why you make 'a da fun?'"

This story should use this label:

HE DIDN'T FALL! INCONCIEVABLE!

With ya there, Ctenidae

As a representative of the Irish-German-Bohemian-American population, I am offended by pretty much anything that any of you have to say. This includes any references to alcohol, corned beef, the color green, saur kraut (hell, I can't even remember how to spell it), shamrocks, bratwurst, cabbage, Edie Brickell, and Volkswagens (I can't think of any other stereotypes about Bohemians or Czechs).

Farking get over it.

[ Without stereotypes, I wouldn't know who to hate.]

Bass555: CRAP! You beat me to the Simpsons quote.

Hutchkc:
How about a Cocker Spanial-American? It's got potential. Think of the "offensive" list you could come up with!!
or Golden Retriever-American???

Hutchkc: You could be an Idon'thaveashiftkey-American.

I wish that I was a member of an ethnic group.

'ow you doin?

test

I'm surprised the budweiser commercials didn't make the list: "how you doin'?"

lazy webmaster must have gone on strike around june 2001.

Damn Spaghetti Benders.

Maybe if they used more than one voice, we'd actually give a rat's @ss

'ow you doin'?

As a member (hehe, I said "member") of the Poodle-American Association of Offensive Slander, I make a move we pee on every human leg until we get more fire hydrants, and they quite shaving us like pansies!!! Now, who's with me???!!!!

I don't see Tony Danza on the list either.

As a good natured hick, those Bud commercials did offend me!

I guess their goal is to change the stereotype to sniveling whining cry babys instead of badass gangsters with real culture.

They really should really go after the Franco-American, shiat in a can chef.

fark the Italians!

They're just mad because I whacked Salvatore after running a few jobs for him and Tony. I just hauled my ass over to Staunton Island and got cozy with the Japs. Easy :)

The thing that makes stereotypes funny is that they are true.

'ow you doin'?

hehe, stereotypes

Wait! I have the answer! If they are offended about Italians being in TV commercials, then we should never hire Italians to work in the entertainment industry. That would help things out, right guys?

Mookie: You Dago, Wop, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slinging, spaghetti-bending, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavorotti, Sole Mio, nonsinging motherfarker.

Spike Lee, Do the Right Thing.