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(Contra Costa Times)   Camel jumps out of trailer at 55 mph, bounces to safety   (contracostatimes.com) divider line 42
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Foaming [TotalFark]
2006-01-20 10:33:48 PM
So, how do you lose a camel?

Shouldn't be too hard. The Fokker Dr.I has a better turning speed unless the guy in the Camel really knows how to fly it.
 
DblDad [TotalFark]
2006-01-20 11:07:30 PM
I will cockpunch the first person to post any lyrics from "My Humps."
 
perisoft
2006-01-21 01:00:19 AM
Foaming - bloody brilliant, sir.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2006-01-21 01:00:37 AM
I'd hump it!
 
Roland Deschain
2006-01-21 01:01:34 AM
'Ships of the desert' jokes in 5.. 4..
 
hogans
2006-01-21 01:01:42 AM
www.rankinbass.com
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2006-01-21 01:02:29 AM
Foaming
I like the cut of your jib sir
 
Dj_Vu
2006-01-21 01:03:40 AM
i41.photobucket.com
 
Pogee
2006-01-21 01:05:51 AM
Bollinger says he bought the camel to train him for children's rides. He also has been used in live Nativity scenes.

No wonder the poor thing jumped out of the damn trailer.

/Feh!
 
Jamrock
2006-01-21 01:17:49 AM
Yeah, good job liberals. Keep fighting the Patriot Act and you can replace "camel" with "terrorist" and "jumps out of trailer at 55 mpg" with "launches deadly nerve gas attack in the New York subway"
 
wolfinthefold
2006-01-21 01:23:30 AM
Not even gonna try and top Foaming

/shoot those Fokkers down!
 
perisoft
2006-01-21 01:23:56 AM
Jamrock, wow - competition for Foaming. But... "Terrorist launches deadly nerve gas attack in the New York subway, bounces to safety"?
 
RodneyToady [TotalFark]
2006-01-21 01:24:20 AM
He'd walk a mile for... himself?
 
perisoft
2006-01-21 01:25:03 AM
I'd walk a mile for a camel, but I'd prefer a woman.
 
lordmoose
2006-01-21 01:29:04 AM
This is a biggest event ever here in west-central Illinois.


/sad, I know.
 
Driver
2006-01-21 01:30:38 AM
perisoft - I'd walk a mile for a camel, but I'd prefer a woman.

So it's cameltoe that you're after?
 
tonesskin
2006-01-21 01:34:51 AM
Yeah, good job liberals. Keep fighting the Patriot Act and you can replace "camel" with "terrorist" and "jumps out of trailer at 55 mpg" with "launches deadly nerve gas attack in the New York subway"

It was good job libbies, but that works.
 
whatchoodoo
2006-01-21 01:38:56 AM
Bocephalus

BOCEPHALUS? The camel's name is Bocephalus?? No wonder it jumped out of the trailer.

/Am naming my second son Bocephalus.
//First son will be Phranque... say it phonetically.
///slashy goodness.
 
rackrent [TotalFark]
2006-01-21 01:39:56 AM
No "Ta Da"?
 
Qatmandu
2006-01-21 01:42:14 AM
And it's Foaming for the win!
 
Arjibuh
2006-01-21 02:03:56 AM
wierd, there was a story about the freezing cold in Russia, I posted on it, now it belongs only to the realms of TF. Wtf? Does this happen allot? Its a conspiracy.
 
Bob Ondeeznuts
2006-01-21 02:10:49 AM
The camel is now recovering with a high toe sprain, camel toe that is.....

no? it was a stretch, surrey!
 
Jeffool
2006-01-21 02:13:58 AM
So, he only had a couple of humps and bruises?
 
flushot [TotalFark]
2006-01-21 02:30:33 AM
Jamrock - wow, way to turn a really funny story and a witty comment chain into a political fight. I didn't think it could be done, but you proved me wrong.

/congrats to Jamrock
 
wingsofdespair
2006-01-21 02:40:42 AM
"Bollinger called police in this small central Illinois town, along the Illinois River southwest of Peoria, and the camel hunt was on."

Camel hunt....

home.comcast.net
 
ZombieCohagen
2006-01-21 02:53:58 AM
oh please tell me don't think Jamrock is serious? Either way he owes me a new keyboard.
 
DiegoUVA
2006-01-21 03:00:43 AM
it's way too late... i thought that said "carnel jumps out of trailer". What the hell is a carnel?

/I was picturing a type of cat
 
SandwichMan
2006-01-21 04:00:13 AM
poor camel...It's a bad day when you can't even kill yourself right.
 
Kurmudgeon
2006-01-21 04:30:16 AM
One lump or two?
 
spacedman
2006-01-21 06:58:00 AM
The camel was in a trailer, so that's a camel tow...
 
cjfordman
2006-01-21 07:50:02 AM
How was the jockey there is no mention of the camel jockey
 
Le Petomane
2006-01-21 09:27:02 AM
Jockey declares jihad on momentum
 
Pandora114
2006-01-21 09:54:46 AM
The Camel overheard that it was being taken to a top secret location near Guatamo to keep the inmates happy....
 
plywoodjungle
2006-01-21 10:55:54 AM
I'd smoke it. Five second rule.
 
YourMooseyFate
2006-01-21 11:30:13 AM
Looking at the headline quickly, all i saw was "camel" and "55mph" and through my mind ran the Camel Spider, at 55 mph, screaming...
 
LordOrion
2006-01-21 11:47:20 AM
cjfordman - the camel jockey is ok, the rag on his head cushioned his fall.
 
The_Right_Reverened_Daddio
2006-01-21 11:49:47 AM
foaming is my hero now. Well played sir, well played.
 
LordVger
2006-01-21 11:57:38 AM
sambozer.freeyellow.com
 
reverend_frag
2006-01-21 03:37:10 PM
www.downloadfreegames.co.uk

My old skool geek cred is bigger than your old skool geek cred.
 
Bulf
2006-01-21 03:51:11 PM
Someone show the paris hilton southpark episode about the suicidal pets. Cuz that's what this is.
 
Sumdumfarkr
2006-01-21 07:56:04 PM
Aticle does not state if the camel landed on its toe(s).
Though I'm told getting "kicked in the box" hurts...
 
jtown
2006-01-21 11:16:56 PM
Roland,

In a related story, local camel finally gets "ships of the desert" joke. Makes daring escape.
 
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