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(CNN)   Ohmigod, it's like, the stupid biatch already wore my dress to the awards, so like, I am going to so biatch slap her for sure   (cnn.com) divider line 170
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2006-01-20 01:08:13 PM  
Pay-Per-View Mud Wrestling for supreme ownership of the dress.
 
2006-01-20 01:12:35 PM  
Who can farking tell them apart anyway?
 
2006-01-20 01:13:22 PM  
I guess something like this is a big deal in Hollywood. I wear stuff that used to belong to my sisters all the time...it's just that no one cares to photograph me doing it.

I really dig the dress.
 
2006-01-20 01:13:31 PM  
I hate it when people care about the dress they wore.
 
2006-01-20 01:15:09 PM  
Women.

*shakes head*
 
2006-01-20 01:16:24 PM  
this happened at my junior prom. my date and another girl wore the same dress.

We all hoped for hair pulling and rending of cloth.

All we got was a bunch of "stupid biatch, she knew i was wearing that."

Overall, a major let down.

/but i did get laid.
//Wow, that was a long time ago.
 
2006-01-20 01:16:41 PM  
Cat Fight!
 
2006-01-20 01:17:34 PM  
I hate knowing things actors, athletes and other entertainers do outside of their work.
 
2006-01-20 01:18:09 PM  
WHY DOES THIS MATTER!?!?!?!?

*sob*
 
2006-01-20 01:18:51 PM  
Here's an idea Reese: Next year, wear something that barely covers your nipples and is low-cut to your belly button. Nobody ever wears stuff like that. Alternatively, buy a dress from Target, nobody would ever think of that.
 
2006-01-20 01:19:09 PM  
Someone had the same dress as me at my prom. I wasn't upset and didn't mention it to her. Who cares, it's just a dress. She did end up dripping salad dressing all over hers though.
 
2006-01-20 01:20:30 PM  
Reese's pieces don't look as big as Kirsten's do.
 
2006-01-20 01:22:19 PM  
G0WN3D!!!!!1!

/a vote for me is a vote for 0wn3rship
 
2006-01-20 01:22:37 PM  
GooberMcFly: Reese's pieces don't look as big as Kirsten's do.

Hrm, I was thinking the opposite.
 
2006-01-20 01:22:39 PM  
Could have been worse - dress could have belonged to Monica Lewinsky.
 
2006-01-20 01:22:47 PM  
Why would two people wear the same ugly dress???
 
2006-01-20 01:23:21 PM  
"Witherspoon, the best actress in a musical or comedy..."

WTF kind of catagory is that? musical or comedy? what do they have in common?


/"Have you ever tried sugar..... or PCP?"
 
2006-01-20 01:23:23 PM  
GooberMcFly: Reese's pieces don't look as big as Kirsten's do.

hehehehHEEHEEHEEHEEheeheehehehehe...*ahem*

Good one.
 
2006-01-20 01:23:50 PM  
Philistine Who can farking tell them apart anyway?

I can.

Kirsten is hot, Reese is not.

/preemptive "yeah, I am so right, times infinity, plus one. you lose"
 
2006-01-20 01:25:12 PM  
WTF kind of catagory is that? musical or comedy? what do they have in common?


That they aren't drama, which is the only category recognized by other award shows.
 
2006-01-20 01:25:23 PM  
Why is this on CNN?
 
2006-01-20 01:25:43 PM  
somebody say Reeses Pieces?

i20.photobucket.com
 
2006-01-20 01:25:53 PM  
It's not news. It's CNN.com
 
2006-01-20 01:26:20 PM  
GooberMcFly: Reese's pieces don't look as big as Kirsten's do.

But look at her chin. Is she Brian Mulroney's secret lovechild?
 
2006-01-20 01:26:23 PM  
I'd wipe my wang on that.
 
2006-01-20 01:26:33 PM  
I've seen better clothing at the Salvation Army or Goodwill Center......then again I'm just a cat....what do I know?
 
2006-01-20 01:26:40 PM  
I am praying for you Reese.

/call me
//ring dammit, ring
 
2006-01-20 01:27:42 PM  
Dear Reese, fire you stylist!

/Why is there voting?
 
2006-01-20 01:28:12 PM  
they need to melt down all the awards and do something useful with the metal...

no wait... brilliant idea here...

melt down all the hollywood stars!
 
2006-01-20 01:29:00 PM  
2006-01-20 01:18:09 PM Doctor Hooey [TotalFark]

WHY DOES THIS MATTER!?!?!?!?

*sob*


Because unfortunately that's what this country is reduced to - I mean c'mon there are two or three shows during prime time on network television devoted to keeping up with who is banging who in tinsel town. It's a sad state of affairs if you ask me.
 
2006-01-20 01:29:02 PM  
I guess suicide is the only option now.
 
2006-01-20 01:30:01 PM  
Why This is News: Because Chanel farked up. What should have been a publicity stunt to make them look glamorous now makes them look like cheap liars. Never mind that they were cheap liars before, now the cat is out of the bag.

And if 3 years is vintage, then my less-than-ten-year-career is a DYNASTY.
 
2006-01-20 01:30:04 PM  
I totally noticed that, and it made me lose all respect for her. She's dead to me.
 
2006-01-20 01:30:31 PM  
Weeooo Weeeoooo Weeeoooo

ATTENTION, THIS IS THE BEVERLY HILLS FASHION POLICE

PLACE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND STEP OUT OF THE DRESS

NOW WALK BACKWARDS TOWARDS THE SOUND OF MY VOICE

RIGHT...ABOUT...THERE...GOOD

NOW PLACE YOUR HANDS ON THE HOOD OF MY CRUISER AND DON'T MOVE

Well, you can wiggle a little bit...

/useless scenario without pix
 
2006-01-20 01:30:51 PM  
I happen to know where Reese's parents live. I used to work near there. Just in case you were wondering.
 
2006-01-20 01:31:34 PM  
Yeah,I'd rather see both out of that dress too.
 
2006-01-20 01:31:34 PM  
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people."
 
2006-01-20 01:32:22 PM  
I'd kick her in the box and shove her.
 
2006-01-20 01:32:52 PM  
Smookyfufu
Women.

*shakes head*


Got my vote.
 
2006-01-20 01:32:52 PM  
"Who can farking tell them apart anyway?"

Reese has the bigger boobs.
 
2006-01-20 01:33:31 PM  
why does the fact that someone else wore it make it

"NOT VINTAGE"??

wtf? i thought vintage was something that WAS in vogue at a previous time?

how farking stupid of an article.
 
2006-01-20 01:34:08 PM  
For what it is worth, Dunst looked like hell in that dress:
www.kirstenfan.com

Who let the air out of her tits?
 
2006-01-20 01:34:43 PM  
The snafu is "embarrassing for both Reese and Chanel"

WTF?!?!?
 
2006-01-20 01:35:45 PM  
tragedy.
 
2006-01-20 01:35:48 PM  
Still, Fenton said, the term vintage, long used to classify dresses from bygone eras, has become "very vague" and is a "new way" to define apparel not available in recent designer collections.

The snafu is "embarrassing for both Reese and Chanel," celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch told the AP, calling Witherspoon "a victim of people just not doing their job correctly."


Embarrassing because the dress looks dumb? I'd have to agree. I've seen better dresses worn by girls that make in a year what she maeks in less than a week.
 
2006-01-20 01:36:33 PM  
Dammit! Someone is wearing Levi's 501's today, just like me!!
 
2006-01-20 01:36:41 PM  
trigonman3: Kirsten is hot, Reese is not.

neither one of them is that hot, if they were a chick i knew, yeah, they'd be a pretty hot chick i knew, but standards are different in hollywood, and if you take away either of their professional make-up artists, they wouldn't be anything special
www.blazinbeauties.com

i mean, come on, i know chicks better looking then this
 
Ox
2006-01-20 01:37:27 PM  
I lol'd!
 
2006-01-20 01:37:56 PM  
sinanju

The lord did... Based on the movies you have seen her in you might think that she has boobies, but that is called special effects.
 
2006-01-20 01:38:18 PM  
This is news? If this crap is news CNN better get Wolf Blitzer over here right now to cover the breaking story about how i just farted loud enough for my entire office to hear.

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