And.....?

I work for Reese Witherspoon's dress...

It's a godawful ugly dress.

I went to work the other day and some guy was wearing the exact same style jeans that I was wearing. I was so... so... well, the only emotion I could work up was hunger, and that was right before lunch. One chicken bologna sammitch took care of that.

DERF you owe me a keyboard...

I think that we are all missing the point here. The most important thing that any of us can do now, is to pray for Omarion.

After all, he is the true victim here.

What I read:
Reese Witherspoon's gown wasn't vintage -- blah blah blah, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just a high pitched droning in my head.
Couldn't care if someone paid me.

They are both far too unattractive for me to care. Seriously. Half the women in this office are hotter than either one of them. Wake me when the Salma Hayek and Monica Belluci wear the same dress.

Award shows suck. Sometimes I want to biatch-slap my wife for watching them.

/a vote for me is completely wasted

Phillip Bloch: "She was a victim of fashion powers that be," he said.



He should talk to the "powers that be" himself.

You've got to expect that when you buy your clothes at a garage sale or Goodwill Industries.

Guy takes his dirty shirts and donates them to the Salvation Army. Goes back the next day and buys the cleaned shirts back for $1 each. Cheaper than the cleaners.
(stolen from Paul Harvey)

I have the most difficult time deciding why any body gives a flying fark about this sort of thing. Which I guess doesn't make since for me to say since I just RTFA and all of the previous posts.

Witherspoon looks like a mogwai.

Why do people get so worked up over such trivial shiat?

There are more important things going on in the world right now... Like the Seahawks making it ti the Super Bowl.

Thank god they don't write storys like this regarding mens suits and tuxedos

Exactly, when two women show up dressed the same, they're all pissed off and upset and stuff.

When two guys show up dressed the same, they're both thinking "Oh, thank god I didn't screw up", or if they both dressed weird, they now have a new best friend.

What makes this really gross, is that Monica Lewinski was actualy the first one to ever wear that dress.

Guy takes his dirty shirts and donates them to the Salvation Army. Goes back the next day and buys the cleaned shirts back for $1 each. Cheaper than the cleaners.


I don't know where he does his laundry, but I can get about 20 of em clean for 3$ in the washer, 75 cents in the dryer.

Of course, I mostly wear Tshirts. :D

Who gives a me?

GooberMcFly: Reese's pieces don't look as big as Kirsten's do.

In that dress, their boobies both disappear, and Kirsten's mangos are way bigger than Reese's. Designer hates boobies and America.

I'm sure this is a story Jill Carroll is really worried about at the moment...

"Beheading...beheading? Who cares about beheading. Reese got a non-vintage dress!"

SaintAwesome
What makes this really gross, is that Monica Lewinski was actualy the first one to ever wear that dress.

Was that the one she was wearing when Clinton turned his RoiTan cigar into a Swisher Sweet?
(recycled joke)

SSPinkerton: i mean, come on, i know chicks better looking then this

Than ThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThanThan!

/what is it with people and then/than?

haysoos: When two guys show up dressed the same, they're both thinking "Oh, thank god I didn't screw up"

Even more to the point, the clientelle AND the waiters at upscale restaurants wear the same thing (minus the apron). And yet every woman needs to be unique in her ensemble.

And women say that it us men who've kept them down.

haysoos
When two guys show up dressed the same, they're both thinking "Oh, thank god I didn't screw up", or if they both dressed weird, they now have a new best friend.

so very true. You speak with great wisdom.

uh...


Reese wins the pretty game. by a smidgen

I'd have been pissed that it was an ugly ass dress that they both looked like shiat in.

Maybe this is way too obvious, but isn't the fact that it's a vintage dress imply that somebody else wore it?

/Reese's Pieces

Reese looks like a little girl proud of her first poop in that picture...

zing!

"celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch told the AP, calling Witherspoon "a victim of people just not doing their job correctly."

"She was a victim of fashion powers that be," he said."

Like, OMFG!!! She's a victim! A VICTIM, he said!

/victim
//VICTIM VICTIM
///(insert extra large victim font here)

"Reese was told the dress was vintage"

Duh! 2003! It's not like it was this week! 2005 is over, so 2004 qualifies as "vintage" these days. Welcome to the 21st century, Reese.

Too many shows about entertainment, and too little entertainment ...

This whole discussion was prompted by some sniveling photographer who said, "Hey Reese, you know I photographed Kirsten in that just a couple of years ago?"

/just guessin'

...calling Witherspoon "a victim of people just not doing their job correctly."


/Nixmary Brown rolls over in tiny grave

The fact that ANYONE thinks Kirsten Dunst is attractive SLAYS me. I don't get it. She defines the old school term "dog".

i wish my life were such that wearing the same clothes as some other famous people would be possible, even...

At 10:20 a.m. Friday, two Iraqi civilians were killed and a third was wounded when a roadside bomb exploded near a U.S. military convoy in southeastern Baghdad, police said.

Gretchen Fenton, publicist for Chanel, told The Associated Press the fashion house was "unaware" that Dunst, star of the "Spider-Man" movies, had worn the dress.

Those kidnapped included the restaurant's owner and his son, an Iraqi police colonel, a businessman and a man who worked for an official under the Saddam Hussein regime as a bodyguard. Iraqi police were investigating the incident.

The fashion house apologized for "the oversight."

At least three Iraqi police officers were among the dead, the official said.

A press release from the company on celebrities wearing Chanel gowns to the Golden Globes had described the dress as vintage.

It is not known who carried out the attacks. Usually such strikes have been blamed on the al Qaeda in Iraq group, headed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. released.

The snafu is "embarrassing for both Reese and Chanel," celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch told the AP, calling Witherspoon "a victim of people just not doing their job correctly."

Separately, U.S. and Iraqi troops discovered insurgent munitions in western Iraq, the Marines said Thursday. The forces found "more than 400 pieces of ordnances and other weapons ... (mostly) large-caliber artillery rounds and rockets," the Marines said.

"She was a victim of fashion powers that be," he said.

Another entry in the trials and trevails of Greasy Reesy Witherspoon.

Why you gotta be bringin stuff like that up, briglass? We got us a fashion EMERGENCY here.

Hrmm I always thought they were the same person.

"She was a victim of fashion powers that be," he said.

Unavailable for comment:



Props imageshack.

Ah, the subtle dissonance and sardonic perspective afforded by interleaving war news and Hollywood horseshat! Nicely done, briglass. You have my vote.

I really loathe Kirsten Dunst.

Clarky,

Two deep breaths. Switch to decaf. All better?

Oh, and I didn't watch whatever awards show this was, but I saw pictures....Scarlett Johannson is smoking. Not that we didn't already know that.

Ugly, two-timin' dress ...

but she still doesn't Wither my ... uh ... Spoon.

little big man
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people."

So meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.

There's nothing wrong with Kirsten Dunst that lots of sex with me wouldn't cure.

/Because the only think I don't like about her is that she's not having sex with me.

The world as we know it today is because people care more about stupid shiat like this then what is actaully happening around them in the real world...

SSPinkerton: i mean, come on, i know chicks better looking then this

Move to Montreal..every second girl is hotter than this. Awesome.

Let's play In oder Aus



Reese Witherspoon: Keep her in the ghetto or train to auschwitz?