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2006-01-18 12:46:47 PM  
Sorry Boyz, I can't make it tonight.
 
2006-01-18 12:51:16 PM  
Can't say that I am ...
 
2006-01-18 12:52:35 PM  
Go, boy knitters!
 
2006-01-18 12:55:34 PM  
Unless they're a tailor by profession, every man there is gayer than my feeble vocabulary will allow me to describe.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2006-01-18 12:58:30 PM  
I've done a bit of knitting in my time. So f*cking what.
 
2006-01-18 12:58:56 PM  
How does knitting make one gay? I fail to see the logic in this. Are you gay when you iron your shirt, too? How about when you vaccuum the floor? Gay?
 
2006-01-18 12:59:04 PM  
Boys who knit are hot.
 
2006-01-18 01:00:32 PM  
Seriously. I think that knitting an article of clothing for a chick you're courting would probably make her cream her panties.

Just a tip. (:
 
2006-01-18 01:00:42 PM  
I'd kill to make my own sweaters.

I could just learn to knit, but I'd rather just kill for the ability. It's easier.
 
2006-01-18 01:00:49 PM  
Psh, knitting is for girls. Real men crochet.
 
2006-01-18 01:01:06 PM  
the_pgoat:how does knitting make one gay?

In the same way that pink shirts make a man gay ; that is, not at all, only in the mind of the beholder with the insecurity complex.
 
2006-01-18 01:05:16 PM  
I could see knitting panties for women as not being too gay. Unless you wore them afterward. Even then that might just be for the comfort factor.
 
2006-01-18 01:07:45 PM  
the_pgoat: Seriously. I think that knitting an article of clothing for a chick you're courting would probably make her cream her panties.

I'll tell you what happens.

1. You get the "OMG, you're the best friend ever!"
2. You get introduced to a lot of her friends.
3. Requests start pouring in.
4. People start getting upset that you can't/don't make 15 sweaters, 5 8'x5' blankets, 20 mittens, 300 socks, 100 scarves and 50 hats every freaking day.
 
2006-01-18 01:11:43 PM  
I'd probably lose interest halfway through and knit a tiny experimental spaceship. Then I'd knit an obstacle course and some wool bleachers so that the little woolen Generals can see where the knitted taxpayer money was going.

When I get bored I think of spaceships.
 
2006-01-18 01:14:35 PM  
Cake Hunter:When I get bored I think of spaceships.

I think of people burning.
 
2006-01-18 01:21:23 PM  
I haven't learned to knit yet, but I'm a quite good crocheter. Any of you fellas got something to say about it, I'll be waiting in the parking lot.
 
2006-01-18 01:32:54 PM  
They call me The Daddy Macrame
 
2006-01-18 02:36:32 PM  
People start getting upset that you can't/don't make 15 sweaters, 5 8'x5' blankets, 20 mittens, 300 socks, 100 scarves and 50 hats every freaking day.

I knit. I can totally relate to that. People are so freakin' needy.
 
2006-01-18 03:02:47 PM  
If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!
-Eric Cartman, South Park, "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
 
2006-01-18 04:39:01 PM  
I don't know if even ripper is man enough for a Boyz Night knitting group.

[02:03:46] [ ripper ] I got a grip of drugs
[02:04:23] [ ripper ] tune in
[02:04:24] [ ripper ] watch
[02:04:33] [ ripper ] http://www.klonopinz.com/webcam.html
[02:05:51] [ ripper ] methadone 80mg
[02:07:53] [ ripper ] heh
[02:07:57] [ ripper ] tonight is a ogod night fellas
[02:08:24] [ ripper ] klono, methadone, restoril, inderal, weed, kb
[02:08:40] [ ripper ] kind buds yes
[02:08:56] [ ripper ] bottoms up fells
[02:08:59] [ ripper ] check this shiat
[02:09:09] [ ripper ] 8000mg equivalent of oxy-contin
[02:09:49] [ ripper ] brb drink
[02:10:24] [ ripper ] whao
[02:10:26] [ ripper ] thats alot
[02:10:27] [ ripper ] jesus
[02:10:30] [ ripper ] I just stumbled
[02:10:32] [ ripper ] to the ktichen
[02:10:35] [ ripper ] I'm all farked up
[02:10:37] [ ripper ] motherukc
[02:10:58] [ ripper ] yeah
[02:10:59] [ ripper ] =P
[02:11:01] [ ripper ] and
[02:11:07] [ ripper ] I'm gonna take some klonos
[02:11:08] [ ripper ] watch
[02:11:10] [ ripper ] 80mg
[02:11:12] [ ripper ] pure
[02:11:33] [ ripper ] they start [eolpe who shoot at 20-30mg
[02:11:51] [ ripper ] firdt time with lwuid
[02:11:54] [ ripper ] ufusls pillz
[02:11:58] [ ripper ] so rhey are 5mg
[02:12:19] [ ripper ] oh yeah
[02:12:21] [ ripper ] I'm fcuk
[02:12:42] [ ripper ] hey
[02:12:53] [ ripper ] aalot of drugs
[02:12:56] [ ripper ] 80mg methadone
[02:12:59] [ ripper ] 8mg klonopin
[02:13:02] [ ripper ] 120mg resotril
[02:13:05] [ ripper ] 1.5 grams KB
[02:13:08] [ ripper ] 4 grams mersh
[02:13:15] [ ripper ] 110 mg inderal
[02:13:23] [ ripper ] and
[02:13:26] [ ripper ] 2 vicodan
[02:13:35] [ ripper ] thats it
[02:14:16] [ ripper ] yeah
[02:14:19] [ ripper ] thats what I thought biatch
[02:14:26] [ ripper ] don't talk to me about doing enough drugs
[02:14:31] [ ripper ] thats my pesonal stash
[02:14:33] [ ripper ] all the goods
[02:14:35] [ ripper ] for a weekend of fun
[02:14:37] [ ripper ] those benzos
[02:14:39] [ ripper ] fark yeah
[02:14:44] [ ripper ] I solu eat 4 restoril
[02:14:45] [ ripper ] one sec
[02:15:25] [ ripper ] great
[02:15:28] [ ripper ] bottosms up
[02:15:43] [ ripper ] wait
[02:15:47] [ ripper ] I havent taken inderal
[02:15:49] [ ripper ] mmmmMM
[02:16:45] [ ripper ] there we go
[02:16:48] [ ripper ] I should be set
[02:17:06] [ ripper ] these are good pillz u know
[02:17:24] [ ripper ] this is usual weekend behaviour
[02:17:26] [ ripper ] I told u farks
[02:17:29] [ ripper ] u all said I was lying
[02:17:39] [ ripper ] my mom is in the next room doing crozzwordz
[02:18:16] [ ripper ] watcht this biatch
[02:18:19] [ ripper ] 2 methadone
[02:19:10] [ ripper ] whoa
[02:19:12] [ ripper ] I am high
[02:19:13] [ ripper ] fark
[02:19:26] [ ripper ] alot of drugs
[02:19:30] [ ripper ] 160mg methadone
[02:19:33] [ ripper ] 8mg klonopin
[02:19:38] [ ripper ] 120mg rrestoril
[02:19:43] [ ripper ] I just ate about 160mg inderal
[02:19:43] [ ripper ] and
[02:19:50] [ ripper ] I smoked 1.5 grams kb
[02:19:55] [ ripper ] and 5 grams normal pot
[02:19:56] [ ripper ] and
[02:20:00] [ ripper ] I drank some 151
[02:21:16] [ ripper ] how many people are watching this non=sense
[02:22:20] [ ripper ] there
[02:22:26] [ ripper ] thats the perfect position
[02:22:27] [ ripper ] look
[02:22:29] [ ripper ] if I'm laying there
[02:22:32] [ ripper ] see if you can see me
[02:24:53] [ ripper ] nah
[02:24:55] [ ripper ] its safe
[02:24:58] [ ripper ] I know what I'm doing
[02:26:10] [ ripper ] I got laid earlier
[02:26:14] [ ripper ] the chick watned it on tape
[02:26:18] [ ripper ] she had a tight pussy
[02:26:20] [ ripper ] no rubs
[02:26:23] [ ripper ] I farked her hard
[02:26:26] [ ripper ] she was swollen
[02:26:40] [ ripper ] u guys getting good frma rate
[02:27:32] [ ripper ] my mom is stupid thought
[02:27:33] [ ripper ] actually
[02:27:35] [ ripper ] hrees my cell
[02:27:41] [ ripper ] in fase anything goe
[02:27:42] [ ripper ] wrong
[02:27:44] [ ripper ] my cell
[02:27:50] [ ripper ] thats my cell
[02:27:53] [ ripper ] call if I look dead
[02:50:50] [ ripper ] I told u I was hardcore
[02:51:01] [ ripper ] fark u
[02:51:02] [ ripper ] pusys
[02:51:06] [ ripper ] u are so farking stupid
[03:05:39] [ ripper ] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa
[03:05:42] [ ripper ] I'm fukcin

[03:10:25] [ grphish ] poison control
[03:10:28] [ grphish ] NOW
[03:10:45] [ Smoke2k ] no
[03:10:50] [ Smoke2k ] wait
[03:15:12] [ theKat ] leave him alone
[03:15:19] [ theKat ] hes fine
[03:16:39] [ Oea ] Hmm
[03:16:47] [ Oea ] Why is he just sitting there
[03:16:49] [ Oea ] holding his head
[03:20:55] [ Oea ] Ripper you fark, if you are joking
[03:20:57] [ Oea ] fark you
[03:21:01] [ Oea ] i cam calling poison control
[03:21:05] [ Smoke2k ] good
[03:21:16] [ Smoke2k ] that dumb fark is going to die
[03:21:22] [ Smoke2k ] he just passed out awhile ago
[03:21:33] [ Smoke2k ] he prolly just did it again
[03:21:49] [ Smoke2k ] I hope he gets mad cause this is a stunt worthy of us helping him if it isn't
[03:22:43] [ Oea ] they said
[03:22:45] [ Oea ] call 911 right now
[03:22:50] [ Oea ] and he is almost assured dead
[03:23:24] [ Smoke2k ] might not want to do that
[03:23:27] [ Smoke2k ] but then again I don't know
[03:23:35] [ Smoke2k ] he might just be farked up and not have stuff straight
[03:23:42] [ Smoke2k ] you could really farking get him arrested
[03:23:46] [ Smoke2k ] damn this is hard call
[03:23:49] [ Smoke2k ] yall make it
[03:23:50] [ Smoke2k ] good night
[03:24:46] [ Oea ] i am on line with 911
[03:24:49] [ Oea ] is this the right choice?
[03:24:52] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:19] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:19] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:19] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:19] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:19] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:20] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:22] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:24] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:27] [ theKat ] NO
[03:25:31] [ Oea ] lolol
[03:25:32] [ Oea ] okay
[03:25:35] [ Oea ] i talked my way out of it
[03:25:38] [ Oea ] didn't give them any info
[03:25:40] [ Oea ] But the Kay
[03:25:43] [ theKat ] fark it...
[03:25:45] [ theKat ] whatever
[03:25:45] [ Oea ] 360mg is a LETHAL OVERDOSE
[03:25:51] [ Oea ] just so you know
[03:25:56] [ Oea ] they siad there's nothing they can do
[03:25:59] [ Oea ] with just a cell phon enumber
 
2006-01-18 04:53:54 PM  
"Now when you purl, what's the most important thing? That your yarn's in front. You want to go right between the legs," he says, drawing the yarn between the two knitting needles.

I think just about all guys want to go right between the legs, but most of them are thinking of putting something other than yarn there.
 
2006-01-18 05:42:04 PM  
staplermofo

Psh, knitting is for girls. Real men crochet.

I've had two men pick me up by asking me to teach them to crochet. The line works quite well.
 
2006-01-18 07:10:41 PM  
"A lot of boyfriends will schedule a classes for themselves and their girlfriends on their first date," Bennett said. "And I made a bikini pattern for a guy who wanted to knit a bikini for his girlfriend."

Oddly he only did the bikini bottom and it had a pouch in front of it.
 
2006-01-18 07:10:58 PM  
"Are you strong enough to knit and man enough to purl?"

No. No, I am not.
 
2006-01-18 07:12:35 PM  
leperboy69: I think of people burning.

I think of burning people
 
2006-01-18 07:12:52 PM  
Someone needs to PS an "Icy Hot Needlepointers" picture.....
 
2006-01-18 07:13:28 PM  
I would totally show up for a men's knitting circle involving beer. Then again, I'm a woman, and I wouldn't mind having a knitting guy to trade project ideas with. Especially if he was a hottie.

Of course, there's nothing inherently gay about knitting; my mom's best knitting coach at work is a straight man who coaches basketball and looks like his muscles are made of rocks.
 
2006-01-18 07:13:49 PM  
the "I told u I was hardcore" log is creepy and funny as hell at the same time.

I guess if you are going to die of a drug OD you might as well become a fark cliche. I mean most of us wont even come close to that kind of immortality and we will probably be productive members of society.

/productive.... oh wait I forgot this was fark.
 
2006-01-18 07:16:54 PM  
I wouldn't call Rosie Grier any names except "sir".
 
2006-01-18 07:17:51 PM  
Do they get together to knit beer cozies?
 
2006-01-18 07:19:34 PM  
My Dad teaches knitting and sells items at a local shop.
 
2006-01-18 07:20:32 PM  
"Go ahead and knit the first two stitches, you always want to give it a nice tug," he says.

"Now when you purl, what's the most important thing? That your yarn's in front. You want to go right between the legs," he says, drawing the yarn between the two knitting needles.


Wtf are they doing at these meetings, knitting or having buttsecks?
 
2006-01-18 07:22:40 PM  
if my guy knitted me something... id let him had the privledge of ripping it off later!!! thats hott!!
 
2006-01-18 07:24:39 PM  
If yer a REAL man, the only thing knitting is your bones.
 
2006-01-18 07:27:22 PM  
the_pgoat
Seriously. I think that knitting an article of clothing for a chick you're courting would probably make her cream her panties.

I will marry the man who knits me a Chtulhu dildo cozy!
i6.ebayimg.com
 
2006-01-18 07:28:00 PM  
staplermofo: People start getting upset that you can't/don't make 15 sweaters, 5 8'x5' blankets, 20 mittens, 300 socks, 100 scarves and 50 hats every freaking day.

Sweetly explain that although you will not make it FOR them you'll be happy to teach them how to knit.

Simple; shuts most of the begging down.
 
2006-01-18 07:32:43 PM  
Larjmarj

Sweetly explain that although you will not make it FOR them you'll be happy to teach them how to knit.

Simple; shuts most of the begging down.


No kidding. I have to agree with you! I'm hosting my "stop asking me for scarves" party next weekend.

BTW: Dicks with Knits are so cute! :-) prefer crochet, but will forgive easily.
 
2006-01-18 07:33:42 PM  
My brother-in-law and his wife decided to make eachothers valentine's day presents. The agreed to only borrow from friends or use what they had, no purchasing anything. So he went to his mother and asked her to help him knit a blanket which she did, and it looked presentable. He gave it to his wife and she liked it a whole lot more than the gift certificate to Blockbuster that he got from her.
 
2006-01-18 07:35:32 PM  
www.sccs.swarthmore.edu
 
2006-01-18 07:36:18 PM  
i18.ebayimg.com

wtf is a Chtulhu didlo cozy? why not a FSM dildo cozy.thats the way to go
 
2006-01-18 07:39:51 PM  
polyhazard
tsk, tsk. that Chtulhu dildo cozy is crochet, not knit.
 
2006-01-18 07:40:31 PM  
tproxy.guardster.com
These guys are man enough!
 
2006-01-18 07:41:55 PM  
Is that dried semen in their hair?
 
2006-01-18 07:42:48 PM  
sorry, poop_dumplin. All them yarny-crafts look the same to me.
 
2006-01-18 07:54:11 PM  

My girlfriend taught my 13 year old son to knit, it's a chick magnet. Women who would ignore me will just come up and start conversations with him.

At the moment he's to young to understand how to use this to his advantage, but give it time.

 
2006-01-18 07:58:03 PM  
Chicks TOTALLY dig guys who do any kind of craftiness, knitting, crochet, sewing, embroidery, anything at all.

Want some inspiration to learn? Go to www.craftster.org and search for "shocker mittens."
 
2006-01-18 07:58:20 PM  
I'm too much of a man for anything spelled "boyz".
 
2006-01-18 08:11:11 PM  
Cerberus

Thanks for reminding me why I don't live in NY anymore.

/west siiiide
 
2006-01-18 08:16:16 PM  
"Believe me, we love women"... Me thinks the lady doth protest too much...

I keed I keed...

Sounds cool, though. Ive been trying to get my mom to teach me to crochet for years, still can't get her to do it.
 
2006-01-18 08:21:14 PM  
WHERE is the Cthulhu pattern? That's a riot!
 
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