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(Yahoo)   Hilary Swank hopes to save marriage; promises to thank husband at "one of these here award shows"   ( divider line
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2006-01-18 12:35:35 PM  
so hot, but so stupid

/dee dee dee
2006-01-18 12:36:56 PM  
2006-01-18 12:37:00 PM  
Horse Face, both of them.
2006-01-18 12:37:21 PM  
I think she finally found out that he had AIDS and that he got it from Corkey...
2006-01-18 12:37:55 PM  
That five years ago. Just sayin.
2006-01-18 12:38:27 PM  
man, that girl's gotta rack...let me know when she finally gets nekkid
2006-01-18 12:38:40 PM  
I think she should pose nekkid to get back at him for whatever he did.
2006-01-18 12:39:03 PM  
2006-01-18 12:39:11 PM  
Pray for Hilary?

2006-01-18 12:39:18 PM  
therealburkazoid -

great minds think alike
2006-01-18 12:39:46 PM  
Always had a thing for bootie since Karate Kid days...

Ya... Butterface but oh so hittable!
2006-01-18 12:40:04 PM  
She got tired of always being the one that had to wear the fake flacid penis.
Then thought she might be able to put up with it if he stop whining about the sand in his fake flacid kootch.
2006-01-18 12:40:43 PM  
It's not exactly hard to find pictures of her naked. She's taken it all off in several movies.
2006-01-18 12:40:46 PM  
Read: She hasn't locked in with someone new yet.
2006-01-18 12:41:04 PM  
Bob Ondeeznuts: Horse Face, both of them.

She has a face?
2006-01-18 12:42:42 PM  
sexy back
2006-01-18 12:43:25 PM  
I for one shall be praying for Omarion

2006-01-18 12:44:47 PM  
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2006-01-18 12:46:15 PM  
Bob Ondeeznuts

Horse Face, both of them.

That is why God invented doggie-style.

[image from too old to be available]
2006-01-18 12:46:27 PM  
stupid, lame, not even funny at all headline.
2006-01-18 12:47:54 PM  
I think she's hot except for her face. I like to call her a butterface. It sounds like "but her face". As in "everything's hot but her face". You guys can use that if you want.
2006-01-18 12:48:12 PM  
"I'm a girl you know."
2006-01-18 12:48:22 PM  
Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.
2006-01-18 12:48:32 PM  
The accusations of "horse-face" are untrue. Met her.

2006-01-18 12:51:21 PM  

(Here's our excuse to throw pictures of Hilary Swank in a thread.)

(I'm wispering because of these parentheses.)

([image from too old to be available])

(See. It's pretty cool.)
2006-01-18 12:51:30 PM  
Like the magazine that bears her name, she's Swanky!
2006-01-18 12:51:37 PM  
Aombody seen elchip (TF)?

He's got the funniest damn Hillary Swank photos on the net...
2006-01-18 12:51:41 PM  
I'd Hit It!
2006-01-18 12:51:43 PM  

2006-01-18 12:52:16 PM  
She looks like a guy
2006-01-18 12:53:10 PM  
I hear she has ten to one odds over Sarah Jessica Parker in the ninth...
2006-01-18 12:53:26 PM  

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2006-01-18 12:53:46 PM  
I liked her when she was that single mom on Beverly Hills 90210 that Steve was trying to bone-inate. She was hot then.

Yeah. I said 90210. I don't think there was a chick from that show I wouldn't bone.

/including the mom
//yeah, I said that too
2006-01-18 12:53:47 PM  
I'd love to spend the night with Hillary Swank.

Because I know I'd always have a ride home.
2006-01-18 12:54:33 PM  
I'm still betting on Julia Roberts. She's long in the tooth, but she's got endurance on the wet tracks.
2006-01-18 12:55:19 PM  
something-alarity ensues:
that was a long explanation for something that has been around for a damn damn long time.
2006-01-18 12:55:59 PM  
I always thought she was hot. Not sure how so many people think she loooks like a guy. Although.. looking around google for pics of her.. there are a lot that I dont like. Meh.. hows this?

[image from too old to be available]
2006-01-18 12:56:04 PM  
Horses have large penises.
2006-01-18 12:56:21 PM  
I caught that story last week when it appeared here:

[image from too old to be available]

/'cause, you know, she's got a horse face
//can't believe nobody else ever noticed that
2006-01-18 12:56:23 PM  
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Biatch needs a sammich.

/elbows look a bit sharp
2006-01-18 12:56:33 PM  

Winner...thread is over
2006-01-18 12:57:04 PM  
The actress, who won Oscars for "Boys Don't Cry" and "Million Dollar Baby," next stars in the Brian De Palma-directed crime drama, "The Black Dahlia."

Lowe won an Emmy Award in 1993 for his performance on the U.S. TV series "Life Goes On."

Haha ouch, emasculation!
2006-01-18 12:57:05 PM  
Tori Spelling would be in the horse face race! hey it rhymes!
2006-01-18 12:57:19 PM  
My name is Armin. This is Armin's apartment, Armin's
liquor, Armin's copy of "Swank", Armin's frozen peas.
2006-01-18 12:57:47 PM  
"They were married in 1997 and have no children."

What??? No!!!!
2006-01-18 12:57:55 PM  
She seems like a very poised and self-assured woman. Except in that movie where she played a girl who wanted to be a guy. Then she was sure of everything buttersecks.

Mmm ... buttersecks. Yep, you can use that if you want.

/apparently she digs guys from Fark
//especially ones who say "i'd hit that" and "king od england" blah blah
///that said, i'd hit that so hard, her airbags would go off
2006-01-18 12:58:14 PM  
"She loves the slop, she eats the slop. Her father was a mudder."

"Her father was a mudder?"

"Her mother was a mudder."

"Her mother was a mudder?"

"Now, what did I just say?"
2006-01-18 12:58:34 PM  
From TFA:
The actress, who won Oscars for "Boys Don't Cry" and "Million Dollar Baby," next stars in the Brian De Palma-directed crime drama, "The Black Dahlia."

Lowe won an Emmy Award in 1993 for his performance on the U.S. TV series "Life Goes On."

They marriage should be a 50/50 proposition.

/They're doomed
2006-01-18 12:58:44 PM  
Hillary Swank is a no-talent horse-faced loser that only wins awards because she has a knack for playing "manly" characters.

Can this "woman" please lose the dykey roles so we can see if she's a decent actress?????

Let's see....

The Next Karate Kid
Boys Don't Cry
Million Dollar Baby

2006-01-18 01:00:17 PM  
something-arity_ensues - Wow, thanks for letting us use that. We've NEVER seen, or heard that before. Here, you can use this: She's good from far, but far from good. Meaning she looks good from really far away but as she gets closer, you realize that she's far from good.
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