Pokey knows this all too well...

I've got long hair. It takes a good amount of time, patience, and upkeep. You cut it off without my consent you're going to be snotting shoelaces from me shoving my boot up your ass that far.

my hair is chin length.

I dye it various colors...

Purple, green, bright red,

Can you tell I just dont give a fark.

I've even had a chelsey for a bit..

it's hair
////yes I"m female

Can these guys sue?
http://www.leehotti.com/

If it happened to a guy, they'd have laughed him out of court.

Females must need extra protection because of some inferiority.

HKNPLR for president!

Pandora114

What's a "Chelsey" ????

What was your original hair color? I'm asking because you said purple and green. If you had dark hair did you bleach your hair first before applying those colors? Always wondered how someone would die their hair blue or what not if they had dark hair to begin with....

Not saying that I did it myself, but something tells me that Soze may want to go & re-visit her acct profile to make sure the pic links aren't broken?

It's just a hunch... Not saying that I went to look or anything.

Who wants to break the (potential ?) news to her?

Chelsea not Chelsey

Is this the guy?



(The Italian baritone Mario Sammarco as Figaro in The Barber of Seville)

I was at a High School Football camp when the camp superintendent called all the campers into the lounge to make an announcement. We all gathered and the guy spoke up, "Somebody here was MOLESTED." We were all like, "holy sh*t!" And he went on a tirade about the molestation and how wrong it was, then he explained that a couple of freshmen from another high school had their heads shaved by bunch of overzealous seniors. so take it from Chuck Klausing... a haircut isn't just assault, its molestation!

HKNPLR: You should definatly post more often.

"definitely" too.

/sorry, my mind was not where it should have been
//I can't multi-task
///unless it involves more than one female

I think SOMEONE here doesn't own any stock in SuperCuts.

Someone needs some lotion:



/"definitely" not me.

doglover, you mean this guy?

I was at a party once, passed out drunk when I felt someone trying to move me. I came to briefly and realized some farkwit was trying to cut my hair (which I have been growing for many years) and without even thinking I made a wild stab with my pocket knife. Missed, fortunately, but hair can be very important to people..

I'm confused.. How did this become a boobies thread?

Not that I'm complaining actually. It barely avoided becoming a hairy female armpit thread at one point.

HKNPLR
The only thing that really 'jumps my bones' these days is the O RLY? owl. Women just don't do it for me anymore.

Hair is a vital part of the body?

Settled law for centuries. Same thing goes for your clothing and personal effects. Big deal.

I don't get haicuts. I've had maybe 2 in the last 15 years. Chick dig long hair. (at least the kind of chicks I like do)

im growing my hair long now because of super cuts!
no joke
kudos to submitter
...now to get this passed in the US...

If it happened to a guy, they'd have laughed him out of court.

I'm a guy with long hair and I probably spend more time on it then most girls do. Then again, my little sister can beat me at arm wrestling, so I'm not a beacon of masculinity. (I'm not gay though.)

If somebody cut more than my split ends off, I would kill them dead. This ruling better apply to men.

Did somebody say "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"??

Well then Jungle Boy, taste the black sperm of my vengeance!

Those soccer mom tri-color striped frosted hair nightmares are assault & battery on anyone who has to look at them.
The ones where the sides are short and its all messed up on top so they look like a gooney bird.

Am I the only one who cannot stand highlighted hair? Especially if the highlights are really bold and stripey. Who willingly does that to themselves? I think it proves the nonexistance of God, really.

Quakedtheduck
How can there be a god if an Ace can be a 1 and 10!?

HKNPLR

Hero of the Thread

StarshipPooper
Someone post that court picture of that old white guy with the super afro!

You askeded for it!


BTW, that "old white guy" is Phil Spector, one of the most famous music producers of all time. He is known for the "wall of sound" that he put into pretty much every recording he ever touched. While I usually enjoy his wall of sound, it SUCKED on the Leonard Cohen album, _Death_of_a_Ladies_Man_.

/ok, I'll admit it sounded pretty good on the song "Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On"
//but the rest of the album kinda sucked
///and I usually love just about every track on LC's albums

Ooops.
I JUST saw that you tried to post the Spector pic, but it didn't show up on my screen. I just have that weird gray vertical line where the pic oughtta be.

Sorry about that, SuperPooper.

The less said about Death of a Ladies Man the better.

swahnhennessy: "To a woman, hair is a vital part of her body."

Actually, it is. It is secreted by follicles in your skin and, although it is dead (only the root is living), it definitely is a part of you. I would be angry if someone cut my long hair without my consent -- it took a while to grow it out!

It is also true that touching someone in any way without consent is battery. Intent to harm is "aggravated battery", I think, though a lawyer can clear that up. Assault is threatening someone without touching.

I don't care if some people consider hair frivolous. It's true that it doesn't cause physical pain to lop it off, nor will it cause any long term physical harm, but it's still part of someone's body and you don't mess with it without asking first.

It's battery in my book and would be even if I had short hair.

I once got a haircut at Super Cuts from a man who was deaf. I mean, come on. What would you do? Fortunately I don't have much hair anyway.