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(MSNBC)   Three million men related to a single Irish king named Fb-   ( msnbc.msn.com) divider line
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2006-01-17 12:27:37 PM  
Now we kicking it o'skool.
 
2006-01-17 12:29:32 PM  
Yeah, really. I hadn't seen a good Fb- headline in ages. Well done, submitter.
 
2006-01-17 12:32:12 PM  
www.sixxthurdy.com

/Last time.
//Promise.
 
2006-01-17 12:32:38 PM  
hah
 
2006-01-17 12:32:59 PM  
Great headline.
 
2006-01-17 12:33:20 PM  
Please digress on the Fb- Fark cliche...?
 
2006-01-17 12:33:23 PM  
Is Fb- back? I haven't seen him in ages.
 
2006-01-17 12:36:47 PM  
"Please digress on the Fb- Fark cliche...?"

fb- was a fark user here a couple years ago. Very frequent, very well known. I can't speak to why he was always the father but I do know he got pissed off a couple years back and left vowing never to return.

I do recall that one day, he commented in EVERY thread submitted to TotalFark. All relevant comments too. When someone does that with Ultrafark then I'
 
2006-01-17 12:37:20 PM  
Nobody submitted this with a better headline.

/behold, the power of Fark
 
2006-01-17 12:37:29 PM  
/points at DaScotsman

NOOB!

"" was an old Fark cliche (Fb- was a farker) that was posted whenever a celebrity was pregnant, or an ugly-ass animal was born... etc.
 
2006-01-17 12:37:40 PM  
That headline needs more pelicans in buckets.
 
2006-01-17 12:37:50 PM  
LOL... thanks!
 
2006-01-17 12:38:16 PM  
GooberMcFly: That headline needs more pelicans in buckets.

They were distracted by the clamcakes.
 
2006-01-17 12:38:28 PM  
Why did it cut out the text between my quotes? Is "" filtered now?
 
2006-01-17 12:38:41 PM  
Haven't seen a fb- ref in ages...oh, and oi you lot, it's not capital "f"...
 
2006-01-17 12:39:08 PM  
LOL, I guess that answers my question...
 
2006-01-17 12:39:14 PM  
If I remember correctly, the Fb- cliche started with an Elizabeth Hurley article.
 
2006-01-17 12:39:35 PM  
2006-01-17 12:33:23 PM Ninja_Pancakes [TotalFark]

Is Fb- back? I haven't seen him in ages.

Speaking of people from the past. I miss aarkieboy's photoshops.
 
2006-01-17 12:42:06 PM  
aarkieboy! Him and DrToast were the PS kings.
 
2006-01-17 12:42:49 PM  
YAY! Hooray for the survivingest cliche!
 
2006-01-17 12:42:56 PM  
Is this where we whip out our ultra-low Fark Member Numbers and compare?
 
2006-01-17 12:46:06 PM  
I saw him a few months ago, I think. My years bleed together though.

can't believe this got the green, since you can't even type the cliche anymore.
 
2006-01-17 12:46:37 PM  
GooberMcFly: Is this where we whip out our ultra-low Fark Member Numbers and compare?

My number is half of yours, and thus, my e-penis is much bigger.
 
2006-01-17 12:47:13 PM  
GooberMcFly:Is this where we whip out our ultra-low Fark Member Numbers and compare?

Nope, we just try and drop enough hints and know-it-all factoids so that other people click on our profiles to check out the number.

It's the thug way.
 
2006-01-17 12:47:16 PM  
Did <b>aarkieboy</b> leave or was he banned?
 
2006-01-17 12:48:17 PM  
leperboy69: drop enough hints and know-it-all factoids so that other people click on our profiles to check out the number

I prefer people to check out my profile for the stories. Anyone can have a number, but entertainment is much better.
 
2006-01-17 12:49:11 PM  
StrikitRich: Did <b>aarkieboy</b> leave or was he banned?

The glass dragon ate him.

And your HTML.
 
2006-01-17 12:49:31 PM  
StrikitRich: eave or was he banned?

I believe left.

Now Harmonia and SLAYERSWINE, now they went out in flames.

/wonders if I'll get filtered.
 
2006-01-17 12:49:49 PM  
StrikitRich: Did <b>aarkieboy</b> leave or was he banned?

Last I heard, both he and SLAYERSWINE were both banned. I'm certainly not a person that's "in the know" around here, though.
 
2006-01-17 12:52:05 PM  
Quick1: I'm certainly not a person that's "in the know" around here, though.

Ha! Where's your ultra-low e-penis embiggenning uber-cool member number now?
 
2006-01-17 12:55:04 PM  
GooberMcFly: Ha! Where's your ultra-low e-penis embiggenning uber-cool member number now?

Heh! My number of greenlights isn't that high, though. :)

Actually, I just checked, and my last greenlight was almost a year ago. I don't submit stuff every day, but I submit articles here and there.
 
2006-01-17 12:55:37 PM  
Quick1 I've had 4 times as many accepted links as you, does that mean my e-penis is bigger than yours?
 
2006-01-17 12:55:53 PM  
J.G. Longbotham: Now Harmonia and SLAYERSWINE, now they went out in flames.

Dammit, this thread is worthless without links to final flame-out.

/if you actually have a life or a job or do not live in your mom's basement, disregard request
//smirk
 
2006-01-17 12:56:01 PM  
J.G. Longbotham: I prefer people to check out my profile for the stories. Anyone can have a number, but entertainment is much better.

That would be nice, but I'm just too damn lazy to fill in my profile.
 
2006-01-17 12:57:15 PM  
NuttierThanEver: I've had 4 times as many accepted links as you, does that mean my e-penis is bigger than yours?

Ah, but your account number is still 14 times bigger, so no. ;)
 
2006-01-17 12:57:15 PM  
dave.endicott.net
 
2006-01-17 12:59:10 PM  
Quick1: That would be nice, but I'm just too damn lazy to fill in my profile.

I don't give a damn about your profile, I was talking about mine.

I still think we should discard all of the unused Fark login numbers and let people slide down. I'd go back to my old logins if that happened.
 
2006-01-17 01:10:29 PM  
Well Quick1 my original # when I was ToughNutToCrack was only 10 times bigger than yours, so that counts for something, I guess... what were talking about again?
 
2006-01-17 01:11:39 PM  
Watch out guys you can get into trouble for referring to the permanently banniated.
 
2006-01-17 01:13:12 PM  
NuttierThanEver: I've had 4 times as many accepted links as you, does that mean my e-penis is bigger than yours?

Let me know if that's how it works. ;-)
 
2006-01-17 01:34:06 PM  
I have a lot of green-lit Fark headlines, but I just signed onto the internet for the first time in 2006 yesterday.

Life is really interesting out there, guys.
 
2006-01-17 01:35:58 PM  
Oh wow, all sorts of people who get to say "IM SO OLD SCHOOL" over a headline.
 
2006-01-17 01:36:22 PM  
we always knew fb- was the father. But who was the mother this time?
 
2006-01-17 01:36:40 PM  
img207.imageshack.us

fb is dead. Magua ate his heart. And, by the way, is in the process of putting 3 million Paddies under the knife.

Next!
 
2006-01-17 01:37:08 PM  
FARK hasn't been the same since Fb- stopped posting..

/my account number is lower than yours
 
2006-01-17 01:38:04 PM  
Airwalk: /my account number is lower than yours

Mine is lower than yours.
 
2006-01-17 01:39:10 PM  
Very few kittens died on this chap's (Niall of the Nine Hostages') watch.
 
2006-01-17 01:40:13 PM  
www.wizards.com

Now we know why he's smiling.
 
2006-01-17 01:41:47 PM  
Its another link between profligacy and power,

I used to aspire to profligacy, but I never made it past amatuer standing.
 
2006-01-17 01:42:19 PM  
Could fb- be seeking his revenge on Fark via bevets?
 
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