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(The Sun)   Bisexual dad B, who impregnated Lesbian A (who intends to marry Lesbian C), has sued to have full parental rights to Child D, even though A got pregnant again from a homosexual man to bear another Child, E   ( divider line
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2006-01-16 09:01:15 AM  
E has nothing to do with his.
2006-01-16 09:01:22 AM  
What? alphabet soup?
2006-01-16 09:05:30 AM  
2006-01-16 09:08:22 AM  
My head just blew up.
2006-01-16 09:09:28 AM  
/head asplodes

My brain matter is now mixed in with that of nin_man.
2006-01-16 09:20:36 AM  
It is too early for math.
There had better not be questions later.
2006-01-16 09:23:20 AM  
What a mess.

Seems like they got around that "cheating nature" thing.
2006-01-16 09:24:24 AM  
What time does the Train X reach Cleveland?
2006-01-16 09:27:27 AM  
G, this article is F'ed up.
2006-01-16 09:37:18 AM  

What time does the Train X reach Cleveland?

Depends on the time that Train Y leaves Chicago.
2006-01-16 09:49:17 AM  
I think I saw this on "Queer as Folk"
2006-01-16 09:52:40 AM  
So where do they bury the survivors?
2006-01-16 10:01:08 AM  
I was told there'd be no word problems...but hey, lesbians.
2006-01-16 10:58:15 AM  
Thanks, I just went cross-eyed
2006-01-16 12:00:01 PM  
Someone bought a vowel?
2006-01-16 01:08:37 PM  
3 weeks?
2006-01-16 01:30:25 PM  
The article needs a diagram, or at the very least a picture of the alleged lesbians.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-01-16 01:40:20 PM  
I demand an alias for the gay man. The headline (and the Sun article) failed to assign him a letter.
2006-01-16 02:26:36 PM  
You guys are pansies..the obvious answer is B/A=D > A+C+E=D

2006-01-16 02:27:57 PM

Poor Mr. TB seem to have been left out of this story.

//BTW, somebody had better get credit for the upcoming L Word script that will ultimately come, "ripped from the headlines," from this.
2006-01-16 02:54:12 PM  
Haha! Suck it, fundies!
2006-01-16 03:10:02 PM  
Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap!"
2006-01-16 03:43:30 PM  
7! the answer is 7!

I think
2006-01-16 03:44:04 PM  
is it wrong i get turned on by this alphabet soup?
2006-01-16 03:44:10 PM  
These people all had parents who were really unimaginative when it came to choosing names.
2006-01-16 03:44:22 PM

/easy as 1-2-3...
2006-01-16 03:44:40 PM  
Feh, straight people suck at algebra, like that's news.
2006-01-16 03:44:56 PM  
Can someone please summon Quizical Dog as this situation requires a mighty big, "Harrooo?"
2006-01-16 03:45:27 PM  
I think I heard a soul-shattering cry of anguish coming from Rick Santorum's house.

And I live in Florida.
2006-01-16 03:45:35 PM  
wasn't this the plot for Taboo part 12?
2006-01-16 03:46:07 PM  
The answer is 42.

//my eyes are bleeding
///my brain has asploded
2006-01-16 03:46:36 PM  
2006-01-16 03:47:09 PM  
elkman: Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap!"

That was f-ing brilliant, man! I'm going to be laughing all night now.

/but boy are you and I dating ourselves
2006-01-16 03:47:13 PM


/ask and you shall receive cleveoh
2006-01-16 03:47:52 PM  
Is the kid yours?
Then don't worry about it.
2006-01-16 03:48:18 PM  
man reading all that makes me want to marry a goat.

2006-01-16 03:48:28 PM  

So Mr B made child D by showing Ms A his "O" face ? Sweet !

2006-01-16 03:48:45 PM  
I bet his horse is gay.
2006-01-16 03:49:53 PM  
This is F'ed up.
2006-01-16 03:50:07 PM  
you did what to who now?
2006-01-16 03:50:24 PM  
As a man raised by 4 lesbians this all seems perfectly clear to me. Where is the confusion?

On a side note. I often see a man and woman pushing a baby stroller down the straight. I always wonder.... who is he and why is he following that poor woman everywhere?

/No foolin'
2006-01-16 03:51:17 PM  
Jebus, it's so simple!
B4I4Q,RU/18 UQT?
2006-01-16 03:51:38 PM  
Even David Crosby couldn't figure this out.
2006-01-16 03:51:41 PM  
For a "lesbian", she sure gets knocked up a lot by different men.

Question - can lesbians have orgasms while having this kind of sex with men?
2006-01-16 03:51:53 PM  
peacefulwarrior: These people all had parents who were really unimaginative when it came to choosing names.

But they're making up for it with a wildly imaginative family situation.
2006-01-16 03:51:54 PM  
The two women and the two girls live together as a family. They had been in London but moved away. The lesbians wanted to regard Mr B, a bisexual married to another bisexual, as little more than a sperm donor.

Ms A and Ms C believed he should have only relatively infrequent visits and show benign and loving interest. The judge ruled he was entitled to the same parental rights as any man who fathers a child through sexual intercourse.

The man has parental rights, since he knows the child is his, and he apparently never signed away any rights after the nookie. If they wanted to avoid this kind of entanglement, they should've gone to an actual sperm bank.

And DarthBrooks is right. E is irrelevant.
2006-01-16 03:51:58 PM  
2006-01-16 03:51:59 PM  
I think I'll go down to the Y for a box lunch.
2006-01-16 03:52:13 PM  
Brian: "Insert Rod A into Slot B."

Peter: "Heheheheh, that's what..."

Brian: "If you say 'that's what she said' one more time I'm gonna pop you."
2006-01-16 03:52:16 PM  
useless without a map.
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