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(Some Guy) Boobies Robotskull kicks SmarterChild's ass - First AIM bot to dish out free boobies ( Screename 'Robotskull' , command '/porn' )   (robotskull.com ) divider line 73
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29357 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2002 at 6:30 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-05-17 11:30:46 AM  
The pr0n is nice, but this bot can be 'warned' it seems. I'm thinking he'll hit 100% very, very quickly now.
 
2002-05-17 06:33:42 PM  
Ummm, what?
 
2002-05-17 06:35:07 PM  
"(note: Do not put commands in here. I am starting to think you are all retarded)"

Has he been reading our "this link goes nowhere" threads?
 
2002-05-17 06:36:12 PM  
The thing blocked me.
 
2002-05-17 06:36:35 PM  
Would you like to install Boobie Buddy now?
 
2002-05-17 06:36:52 PM  
Robotskull signed off at 6:34:25 PM

(sigh)
 
2002-05-17 06:36:59 PM  
He wouldn't even show up for me on my buddy list.
 
2002-05-17 06:37:40 PM  
ok the darn thing is offline, what is this Nazi Germany
 
2002-05-17 06:37:49 PM  
"Robotskull is not online."

Feh.
 
2002-05-17 06:38:48 PM  
That had to be the fastest Farking ever.
 
2002-05-17 06:39:03 PM  
Is it possible? Did we "fark" a AIM bot? Does the bot surrender like thoes losers in France?

Funny...

Have a good weekend all!
 
2002-05-17 06:40:20 PM  
This is crap.
 
2002-05-17 06:42:52 PM  
AIM can suck my shiny ass
 
2002-05-17 06:42:53 PM  
Robotskull is not online. Steve Case surrenders.
 
2002-05-17 06:44:03 PM  
Umm... ya... seems less of a pain in the ass to just head to persiankitty.com.
 
2002-05-17 06:50:36 PM  
The suckage has never been greater.
 
2002-05-17 06:50:53 PM  
its online now folks.
 
2002-05-17 06:51:20 PM  
just go overload smarterchild
 
2002-05-17 06:51:31 PM  
and seems to not want to respond.
 
2002-05-17 06:51:56 PM  
You'd think with the phrasing, they'd have anticipated a Fark invasion eventually.
 
2002-05-17 06:52:05 PM  
now its offline. safe to say...

worst. link. ever.
 
2002-05-17 06:52:43 PM  
He probably runs it on his own machine at home, I doubt many of our machines and connections could handle 1000 people IMing us at once.
 
2002-05-17 06:52:57 PM  
I tried to enter /porn and hit "Submit," but nothing happened. Maybe I'm retarded.
 
2002-05-17 06:54:27 PM  
SardonicTrojan: what do you look like naked?
SmarterChild:

XXXX
X X
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XX XX
XX XX XX XX
XX XX
XX XX XX XX
XX XXXX XX
XX XX XX XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX X
XXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXX XX XX XXXXX
XXX XX XX XXX
XXX XX XX XX XXX
XXX XX XXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX XXX
XXXXX XXXXX
 
2002-05-17 06:54:48 PM  
Aww, it messed up the pic. Anyway, try it for yourself.
 
2002-05-17 06:54:56 PM  
LOL he came back for about 30 seconds....it was a good effort i suppose..He probably lives in Nazi Germany
 
2002-05-17 06:58:33 PM  
I dont get it....
 
2002-05-17 07:04:36 PM  
He just logged on!
 
2002-05-17 07:05:05 PM  
And just logged off....
 
2002-05-17 07:05:09 PM  
Yay, I got Asian boobies!!
 
2002-05-17 07:05:30 PM  
when he gets on just tell him he has been farked
 
2002-05-17 07:05:42 PM  
SardonicTrojan: my name is darrick
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Darrick!
SardonicTrojan: really?
SmarterChild: Yep.
SardonicTrojan: well, my name is darrick
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Darrick!
SardonicTrojan: that's too bad, now you have
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SardonicTrojan: call me darrick
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Darrick is a real name.
SardonicTrojan: it is a real name!
SmarterChild: Is it really? A real name?
SardonicTrojan: yes! so call me darrick
SmarterChild: What?
SardonicTrojan: ...are you even listening?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
SardonicTrojan: don't mock me, you nickel-plated nitwit
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
SardonicTrojan: stop mocking me!
SmarterChild: Stop mocking you? Why?
SardonicTrojan: dammit, quit doing that
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know any companies or tickers like "dammit quit." Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.

>>> Type "email" to be on my e-mail list!
SardonicTrojan: that doesn't even make any sense!
SmarterChild: That doesnt even make any sense, huh?
SardonicTrojan: yes!
SmarterChild: OK...
SardonicTrojan: call me darrick
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Darrick is a real name.
SardonicTrojan: ARRRRGH!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
 
2002-05-17 07:06:35 PM  
SmarterChild:

XXXX
X X
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XX XX
XX XX XX XX
XX XX
XX XX XX XX
XX XXXX XX
XX XX XX XX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX X
XXXXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXX XX XX XXXXX
XXX XX XX XXX
XXX XX XX XX XXX
XXX XX XXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX XXX
XXXXX XXXXX
 
2002-05-17 07:06:50 PM  
Damnit!!
 
2002-05-17 07:07:28 PM  
It's baaaaaaaaaaack
 
2002-05-17 07:07:37 PM  
BOOBIES! :)
 
2002-05-17 07:08:57 PM  
SoulSeller13: Hey
Robotskull: I AM CURRENTLY GETTING MY ASS FARKED TO SMITHEREENS!!! Expect a delay for your pr0n. Will be fixed soon. SWEAR I am SkullBot. If you have a Robotskull account, update your profile's AIM screename and SkullBot will recognize you. (More on SkullBot) :: (PS - If you heard about the boobies, you'll want to be typing /porn.).
 
2002-05-17 07:08:58 PM  
I AM CURRENTLY GETTING MY ASS FARKED TO SMITHEREENS!!! Expect a delay for your pr0n. Will be fixed soon. SWEAR I am SkullBot. If you have a Robotskull account, update your profile's AIM screename and SkullBot will recognize you. (More on SkullBot) :: (PS - If you heard about the boobies, you'll want to be typing /porn.).
 
2002-05-17 07:09:16 PM  
Aww, one second late
 
2002-05-17 07:09:17 PM  
Beatcha to it, Wild ;)
 
2002-05-17 07:09:32 PM  
Beat YOU that time!
 
2002-05-17 07:10:10 PM  
Does anybody know how to program an AIM bot?
 
2002-05-17 07:11:24 PM  
Noo, don't warn it. That's just mean ;-)
 
2002-05-17 07:11:30 PM  
http://www.suicidegirls.com/img/previewpics/claudia21.jpg

here is the url it sent me
 
2002-05-17 07:14:09 PM  
http://oli.test.free.fr/NatsukoTohno/02.jpg

I cant tell what kind of face that is!
 
2002-05-17 07:15:24 PM  
SmarterChild gets special privileges with AIM
 
2002-05-17 07:17:59 PM  
http://www.suicidegirls.com/img/previewpics/raina31.jpg

Here is another one
 
2002-05-17 07:18:51 PM  
still farked
 
2002-05-17 07:20:54 PM  

Oh look, I found my password - Anyway, SmarterChild et all have special privileges with the AOL servers, they can't be warned and they have no rate limit. Rate limit is greatly reduced BY THE JERKRODS WHO ARE WARNING MY BOT, but it's okay - Totally expected, keep Robotskull on your buddy list and things will simmer down later.


SkullBot is run from a standard issue webhost, with PERL. He more than has the capacity and bandwidth, it's the AOL bottleneck that's causing problems.


There is a mirror SkullBot on 'of Samn' right now, if you're really curious, IM him - He'll most likely respond immediately because his link isn't on the Fark main page.


'Robotskull' SkullBot is probably dead for the rest of the day - I've got him sleeping long enough to handle all the IMs he gets and not get knocked off, but he can only squeak one response out ever so often before his warning level gets the best of him. Response time is currently around 4 minutes.


IM 'of Samn' SkullBot, he has oodles of porn. Email me if you want info on building an AIM bot and I'll save your address until I have some prepackaged zip file. <3

 
2002-05-17 07:20:59 PM  
Hey yall I set up my "More than Boobies page!" LOL...if you want to see it it is...

Cybermagellan.tk

However be warned that it is a redirect to geocities so it may go down after a few hits...(I have gotten 132 in one day I don't know how hight it goes)

Good site...I think check it out, also BRING ON THE PHOTOSHOP!
 
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