Uh... does that mean like horse porn or does it involve flame of some sort?

"I'm still working, not as much but as long as the penis works I'm going to exploit it"

Gaaaaah

i did a GIS for "extreme anal" this was in the results.

AKA A Night Out At Applebee's

/it's extreme
//it's anal
///but not in the good way

Unlike Hollywood, they do not disclose production costs, making it difficult to gauge the size and profitability of the industry.

Um, let me try to help here

2 DVD cams: $1,000.00
music rights: $10.00
Actress: $500.00 per scene
Actor: $50.00 per scene
House Rental: $200
Director, Writer, etc. : $3,000.00
Publicity: $1,000.00

Less than $10,000.00 total I guess

Nah, maybe for the low-budget crap that budget works. The bigger, glitzy, less-sex-and-more-story movies that are coming out lately, those have budgets on par with small indie films. The top name starlets are probably getting more like $5,000 per scene, not $500, and they have real makeup, special effects, production people.

But yeah, the average movie clocks in around $10-15k I'd bet.

Wonder if they timed this to coincide with CES. Either way, pron stars and nerds meeting up in Vegas is just asking for trouble.

AVN used to be upstairs from the CES, in the same building. Now it is across the street at the Sands. I went to both last year.
AVN was a hell of a lot of fun.

haha, now that's some funny shiat

ozone

so what farker can name all the pr0n stars in that pic?

without looking it up.

Sorry... wrong parts in the picture...

So is there like an ala carte pay scale for actresses willing to go that extra mile?

Apperently so. Sundance had some porn industry documentary on the other night and in it one girl made $50 more for a day since she'd do anal and the other one wouldn't.

The caption of that pic made my head aslode. They misplace where Janine is standing (she's all the way to the right)and they never say who the dude holding the award is...

Ah, journalism at it's finest...

In other news, asked if the "extreme anal" incident has wrecked Reuters' reputation, one news analyst said, "Rectum? Damn near ruined 'em."

All the "famous" girls have nasty, huge and mis-shapen fake boobs. Pass...

Anal is so accepted in pr0n now that I SERIOUSLY doubt that there is any type of "pay scale" for it.

Movies featuring squirting, anal prolapsing, f**ting are becoming de rigeur.

Dern, just missed the PS contest "unlikely extreme" theme.

Adman12

Don't knock it if you've never seen it in front of you...

ooooh boy - why the hell did I have to google the term "blumpkin"?

darch: Don't knock it if you've never seen it in front of you...

Which is much more preferrable to seeing it behind you.

So, how much do homes go for in the San Fernando Valley area?

/thanks Steph

NCg8r All the "famous" girls have nasty, huge and mis-shapen fake boobs. Pass...

I second that. It's grotesque, not attractive.

Communist Toaster, I don't think horse porn is legal in the US (well to produce in the us anyway). I'm sure some farker knows for sure.

Man a weekend in Vegas with more porn stars than usual. Would bring a tear to my eye, if I could enjoy that first hand.

Darch
"The caption of that pic made my head aslode. They misplace where Janine is standing (she's all the way to the right)and they never say who the dude holding the award is..."

Actually, it's obvious that they thought the dude WAS Janine...which is freaking weird.

I saw a documentary where some girl took her MOM with her to a shoot... The Mom tried her best to be "cool" and sit through the shoot, but you could see in her face that she wasn't as "cool" as she was trying to be for the camera. I mean, your 18 year old daughter is yelping in the next room while some scary biker-dude with rippling muscles is tearing into her... Excuse me for a moment.

/I'll be in my bunk

bosom

ahab

Wasn't sure if fisting was a bannable offense here on Fark. We'll see, I guess...

2006-01-09 04:55:39 PM NCg8r

All the "famous" girls have nasty, huge and mis-shapen fake boobs. Pass...

Word, I'd take a flat chested cutie over one of those freakish boulder-chested mutants.

"biker-dude with rippling muscles" they excite you do they. Hey that's cool, to each his own.

The best part was the girl complaining on camera that she's working, but only as "Teen Girl #2" or "Cheerleader". She wanted to know when she'd get a role where they glam her up with expensive makeup and jewels, and worship her body or some such bullshiat... I don't think it took many more weeks for her to figure out that it was either "Brunette Cumslut Cheerleader #2" or nothing at all.

/laughing at the thought of some 300 lb homicidal perv jerking it to a naked 18 year old idiot draped in expensive jewels and glamour makeup

Janine Lindemulder (3rd L), who also goes by the name Joone, Digital Playground's founder and the director of "Pirates", holds up his award for Best Director-Video at the 23rd annual AVN (Adult Video News) Awards Show at the Venetian Resort Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada January 7, 2006. Standing with Joone on the stage are actresses from the movie. REUTERS/Steve Marcus

Though some have accused her of having a man-face, that sure as hell is NOT Janine Lindemulder holding up that award.

Janine (who's on the far right, not 3L) does not go by the name Joone. Joone is the director accepting the award. When journalists can't even get stupid crap like this right it frightens me when they try to parse what, for instance, the president is lying/not lying about regarding the existence/non-existence of Al Qaeda elements in Kurdish controlled northern Iraq during the Sadaam regime, etc...

"biker-dude with rippling muscles" they excite you do they. Hey that's cool, to each his own.

If I have to choose between a scary biker with rippling muscles or a random doughy guy with 4" of pasty hard c4wk in my pr0n, I'll pick the well-endowed meth-head to plow the cuties, thank-you-very-much

/I think Larry the Cable Guy does a similar bit

Aurora Snow puts the fap in faptastic.

Hey Don't know about you guys but I don't get to sleep with porn stars at all. So I would take fake titties anyday of the week, for the story to tell about the time I f*cked -put name of current porn star with big fake tits here- in the ass.

BRING BACK ALISHA KLASS!!!

Excite!? Thought they passed away in 2000...

Anyway, pornstars look goofy in clothes don't they?

/drtfa

"Pirates" seemed like the biggest waste of time to me. Big budget is the antithesis of what makes good porn, I think. Give me a handheld camera and a couple of willing participants over a soundstage and a camera crew anyday.

I also think it's adorable that they thought that guy was Janine Lindemulder, even though the woman herself is in the picture.

I can think of 3 chicks in the building where I work that I'd pick before I pulled any pr0n chicks...

/OK, maybe not ahead of some of the random Euro chicks that Rocco nails

ericwass: Janine (who's on the far right, not 3L) does not go by the name Joone. Joone is the director accepting the award. When journalists can't even get stupid crap like this right it frightens me when they try to parse what, for instance, the president is lying/not lying about regarding the existence/non-existence of Al Qaeda elements in Kurdish controlled northern Iraq during the Sadaam regime,

I pray to god that Reuters isn't dumb enough to assign the same level of reporter to the AVN as they would an Iraq story.

chechcal: The guy is in the position known as "center". Left and right are relative to him. Janine is, in fact, third left.

2006-01-09 05:08:37 PM justanotherfarkinfarker
Hey Don't know about you guys but I don't get to sleep with porn stars at all. So I would take fake titties anyday of the week, for the story to tell about the time I f*cked -put name of current porn star with big fake tits here- in the ass.

I meant what I like to look at when I'm alone.