Neat.

Great headline, kudos submitter

This headline delivers.

According to CNN, he drove himself to the hospital.

What's the Vice President of the United States of America doing driving himself to the hospital in the middle of the night?

LOL

Don't worry about Cheney. When Cylons die, they just transfer to a new body.

There's been a lot of good headlines lately. This would be one of them.

*tips hat to submitter*

WTF is foot medication

OMG FARK HAVE LIEBRRRUL BIAS!!1!

**golf clap**

Hope he dies.

/yeah, I said it - so what?

Has Pat Robertson weighed in on this yet....is this God's punishment for something???? Buzzy.

/Get well soon #2.

if lack of oxygen to the brain causes brain damage, he could forget how to be evil.

There were a lot of good headlines submitted for this story. My favorite:

"Emperor Palpatine. . err VP Cheney in the hospital"

The one used at the top of the page was also good.

Drubell: WTF is foot medication


Medication for one's foot.

George Bush secretly visited Iraq. The level of secrecy was unprecedented. Only five persons knew about it. Laura Bush was informed an hour before the flight. George Bush wasnt informed at all.

Not relevant.

eh, it's just satan reminding him his final payment is coming up....

"A spokeswoman would not give specifics about the vice president's ailing left foot but said it was a recurrence of a condition that was being treated."

Maybe he's found one of Voldemort's horcruxes!

anti-inflammatory....foot problem.... gout?

Well I wear this net on my head..cuz my red hair is fallin' out. I wear these brown orthapedic shoes cuz I got a bad case of the gout.

/Hoggies and Grinders
//Navy Beans, Navy Beans

Damn you blowfish

http://www.zippyvideos.com/6137923581086576/cheney_090805/original

He has the clubfoot

this man will never die.

But Clinton...

OMG The vice-prez is in teh hospital!! ITZ TEH FUNNIE!!!1!1!!!11

Nothing trivial I hope.

My Left Foot. This sounds like a good title for a movie.

Yeah, what the fark is foot medication? Sounds like another administration lie to me...

Maybe that toenail fungus shiat with the cute little monster you see on the boobtube digging around under your toes.

/Yes we live in a country where having pretty toenails outweighs possibility of damaging internal organs.

You golf with that foot?

DICK CHENEY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!...err hospital. He's been recharged and is being sent home.

I hope he makes it through this alright.

jre

*spit take*

Hysterical. Nicely done.

Ariel Sharon has company.

If Cheney died or became incapacitated, what a ruckus that would be.

Bush would be required to appoint a new Vice President. The appointment has to be ratified by both houses of Congress.

Imagine the Supreme Court gauntlet x10.

Also, this guy has had *4* heart attacks. That seems a little much.

Why is he still in office?

/Canadian.
//That last question was asked in all naivete.
///sp?

I see the term of the contract with Satan is coming to an end...

We can rebuild him, again. We still have that old technology and that warehouse full of parts.

Doctors administered an EKG, a test that monitors the electrical activity of the heart, and "found that it was unchanged," the statement said.

how can you change what is simply not there??

The more these people hate on you, Vice President Dick Cheney, the more you are my favorite Republican politician EVAR!!!!1!

Get well soon, you grumpy old coot you!

/Voting for the Cheney-Whoever ticket in 2008
//Even if he doesn't run
///Unless the Democrats and/or Republicans get their shiat together for once
////Not holding my breath for that

2006-01-09 08:03:44 AM Sarcasticus

Cheney is there because Bush wants him there, no other reason. Vice Presidents aren't elected, per say. They ride on the President's ticket.

Americans mostly ignore them. Until 1967, we didn't even have a way to replace them should one die. Took us 200 years to figure that out.

I hope he's alright, so he can get his ass kicked in 1972

Compassion is needed most when it is expected least.

If Cheney died or became incapacitated

Bush should immediately be Impeached

High Lord Cheney is immortal.

The only reason I still have some sort of faith left in mankind is because human beings are still mortal. So far.