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(Boston Globe)   Don't let your million dollar home suffer the indignity of an ordinary mailbox   (boston.com) divider line 91
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2006-01-08 10:54:28 AM
Oh, I absolutely MUST have the diamond encrusted mailbox. Nothing else will do.
 
2006-01-08 11:07:18 AM
and $279 for a locking, vandal-resistant mailbox.

What about snow plow resistant? My dad had to replace ours at least once a year.
 
2006-01-08 11:08:47 AM
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Batter up!
 
2006-01-08 11:10:43 AM
My $440,000 home (NYC suburbs) does just nicely with my $35 (I think, I haven't looked at replacement costs) mailbox on a wood pole. It has even taken a hit from my in-laws car and survived.
 
2006-01-08 11:31:23 AM
Suddenly my Rubbermaid mailbox seems so tacky.
 
2006-01-08 11:44:37 AM
Stay the fark off my lawn.

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2006-01-08 12:18:36 PM
This thread useless without pics.
 
2006-01-08 12:19:19 PM
my $77,000 home in a major south dakota city with its mailbox that was there when i bought the house seems to be doing fine.

/the living's cheaper, but the wages are lower, too, so don't get excited about house prices here.
 
2006-01-08 12:19:31 PM
My wife works at Copper Sculptures (http://www.coppersculptures.com/) here in MS. They make really nice gas lanterns and mailboxes. Many of the new higher-end subdivisions require these uniform mailboxes. I really like the way most of them look (they are a bit pricey though).
 
2006-01-08 12:21:29 PM
the people with 400000 dollar houses, and the people with the 400 dollar mailboxes will be the first with there backs to the wall when the revolution comes.

until then ill think about them while i eat my ramen noodles, and listen to the weekend gun fights outside my house.
 
2006-01-08 12:23:29 PM
Here in western WA, we have apartment-style mailboxes (you know, a big box with modules for each of the houses with locks) in our neighborhoods. It kind of stinks because the boxes are roughly one for every 30 houses and we're pretty far from it. So, on the weekends, you have to take a decent walk (couple of blocks) just to get your mail.

I'm not complaining, though, since they do lock and our mail doesn't get stolen (unless theres thieves internally).
 
2006-01-08 12:23:35 PM
Heh, my aunt has a steel mailbox that sits on a 2 or 3 foot column with a roughly 1 foot square foot print. Filled with cement. She used to have trouble with kids bashing her mailbox. Never had a problem with it since. Well, unless you count the time her neighbor accidentally backed into it and messed up his car. Now the box sits at a slight slant.
 
2006-01-08 12:23:44 PM
I suspect mailboxes will go the way of the dodo bird in the next 20 years or so, except maybe in very rural places. New neighborhoods seem to more and more often have the communal mailboxes. One per block or so. Eventually govt. will start to demand it in order to save on delivery costs.
 
2006-01-08 12:23:57 PM
a million dollars *is* an ordinary home out here (no cal)! and then all you can afford is the $29 home depot model 'box.
 
2006-01-08 12:24:20 PM
A REAL rich person would hire a poor man to stand on a post outside their home all day, waiting for the mailman. When there was mail to pick up he would hold up a red flag.
 
2006-01-08 12:24:48 PM
Ima4nic8or:

I suspect mailboxes will go the way of the dodo bird in the next 20 years or so, except maybe in very rural places. New neighborhoods seem to more and more often have the communal mailboxes. One per block or so. Eventually govt. will start to demand it in order to save on delivery costs.

Where the hell do you live?
 
2006-01-08 12:25:43 PM
I second the snow plows, your $600 mailbox will last less than a month in New England.

/Sticks mailbox post in bucket of sand
 
2006-01-08 12:26:10 PM
thecatpeeler

If by revolution you mean post SHTF looting then i agree.
 
2006-01-08 12:27:15 PM
BXWXR

"Where the hell do you live?"

S.F. bay area, CA
 
2006-01-08 12:27:27 PM
You don't have to have a million dollar home....when we bought our house in '02, it already had a Walpole Woodworkers mailbox out front. I found out how much they cost when my wife backed into it......$18 damage to the post (for a new cross-brace), and $2200 to the goddamn car. Those mailboxes are TOUGH.
 
2006-01-08 12:27:57 PM
I've only seen communal mailboxes in apartment complexes. Huh. Guess I'll watch for that in the future.
 
2006-01-08 12:30:39 PM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: What about snow plow resistant?

An old design: get an old milk can like dairies used to use. Put your 4x4 post in the can and fill the can with concrete. Mount the mailbox to the post as usual. Do this instead of setting the post in the ground. This lets you move your mailbox away from danger after a snow. If it does get hit by the plow, it's got a chance of bouncing into the ditch instead of simply breaking off like a box set into the ground.
 
2006-01-08 12:30:46 PM
I helped the lady that lives next door to us put up one like this:

www.customdesignmailbox.com

Solid concrete. Kinda cute,too.
 
2006-01-08 12:31:03 PM
Don't get me wrong. I am not promoting the damn things as the wave of the future or something. I hate em. I want my own damn mailbox. Atleast where I am though all the new housing developments have the damn communal ones.
 
2006-01-08 12:31:36 PM
A thread on mailboxes? And I actually read part of it. Maybe it's time to move back into my parent's basement.
 
2006-01-08 12:31:59 PM
Ima4nic8or:

S.F. bay area, CA

OK, but I still wouldn't go putting my money into communal mailbox stock just yet - and by "just yet", I mean ever.
 
2006-01-08 12:32:02 PM
No Such Agency

A REAL rich person would hire a poor man to stand on a post outside their home all day, waiting for the mailman. When there was mail to pick up he would hold up a red flag.


Or better yet, a Monkey Butler.
 
2006-01-08 12:32:23 PM
We have communal mailboxes here in Ottawa. They're usually found in newer suburban areas.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-01-08 12:32:40 PM
the people with 400000 dollar houses ... will be the first with their backs to the wall when the revolution comes.

Why do you want to punish the poor? The median home price in the suburbs of Boston covered by this edition of the Globe is over $400,000. In eastern Massachusetts as a whole the average home is over $300,000.
 
2006-01-08 12:37:08 PM
Well I spent $200 for my email box. HA!

Are these the same people that b!tch at the price of a stamp rising?
 
2006-01-08 12:37:56 PM

try it


www.mailboxesandstuff.com

 
2006-01-08 12:39:10 PM
Mr. Fuzzypaws

What about snow plow resistant? My dad had to replace ours at least once a year.

Location.
Location.
Location.

And maybe fortification.
 
2006-01-08 12:41:42 PM
Eh, I know someone who once tried to dissuade malebox baseballers bu putting up one of the 400$ brick ones.

There response: Dynamite.
 
2006-01-08 12:43:38 PM
It's kind of interesting how the makers of these products justify the expense, when basically they're just interested in making as big a profit as possible.

A friend of my elderly Mother lives in an upscale community -- where the homes cost a bundle and there's a HOA that tells you what you can and cannot do. All of the places basically look alike -- boring. Her mailbox got knocked over by a neighbor and she had to replace it within X number of days or get fined by the HOA. I figured maybe $75 for the somewhat ornate thing.

It was $200. It had to match all of the others on the street and was 'custom built' by a company for the development.

Years ago, we had a bit of a problem with mailbox baseball and then just having them plowed over. Now, technically, it's a felony to mess with a mail box. One guy, tired of having his box and post plowed over, rebuilt it with a steel I beam sunk into the ground with cement. He covered the beam with a nice wooden post. Some kid came along and ran the box down.

Well, he tried to but his car sort of crumpled like tin foil and he wound up in the hospital for a few weeks. Then his folks turned around and sued the guy owning the mailbox, ignoring the fact that their stupid kid hit the thing deliberately. I think they won.

A few years later, some folks started building brick enclosures for their mail boxes -- which got by legally because they 'looked strong', unlike the other guy's 'wooden post'. Then some other guy, pi$$ed at his box winding up plowed over, got what appeared to be an anchor chain for a medium sized battleship, welded it together in an S shape and encased his box in a steel cage.

They left that alone also, though some lawyer grumbled that if a car careened accidentally off the road and hit it, the owner might be held responsible for any injuries.

However, the article just lets you know that some folks have got way too much extra money that they don't know what to do with.
 
2006-01-08 12:44:54 PM
We have "communal mailboxes" here in NC. We call them... post offices.
 
2006-01-08 12:46:25 PM
I don't get it? I mean in Texas we have these brick mailboxes everywhere.
www.sbgrace.com

So whats the big deal? Ours was a couple hundred and it has a side garden for flowers.
Maybe I am just slow.....
 
2006-01-08 12:49:45 PM
Thats horrible Rik. There should be laws stating that any injuries incurred while deliberately breaking a law are the sole responsibility of the offender (i.e. the smart ass kid). Also, why didnt the neighbor pay for your aunt's mailbox, as they were the ones that destroyed it. HOA's suck.
 
2006-01-08 12:50:44 PM

"28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when I'll crash into... your mailbox."


www.celluloid-dreams.de

 
2006-01-08 12:53:49 PM
Forsythe P. Jones

I helped the lady that lives next door to us put up one like this:

Oh, the huge manatee! (And her little pup, too!)

Solid concrete. Kinda cute,too.

Now I'm envisioning a mailbox done up like a baby seal. It would be (dreadfully) appropriate when the bat-wielding vandals are on the loose.
 
2006-01-08 12:54:11 PM
Mr. Fuzzypaws What about snow plow resistant?

When I was a kid in upstate NY we had our mailbox pole set back 5' or so -- the actual box was on a beam that swiveled on that pole. Don't think we ever had to replace it as the plows would just cause it to spin around.
 
2006-01-08 12:54:40 PM
"If you live in a house where you put your feet up on the table, maybe you're not interested."

this person is going on my list
 
2006-01-08 12:58:15 PM
www.mailboxworks.com
 
2006-01-08 01:03:08 PM
FreakyCheeseMan
Eh, I know someone who once tried to dissuade malebox baseballers


Hey, if it floats your boat fine with me.
 
2006-01-08 01:10:06 PM
How is this any different than a clear PC case with lights, or a chrome muffler and ground lights?
 
2006-01-08 01:10:20 PM
Dammit, LELIO beat me to it.

Although Males dont usually have boxes. Unless they are post-op, I guess.
 
2006-01-08 01:11:19 PM
Mr. Fuzzypaws

and $279 for a locking, vandal-resistant mailbox.

What about snow plow resistant? My dad had to replace ours at least once a year.


We put in a mailbox like the one stoopidmunkey23 posted. For some reason the plow manages not to hit it anymore.
 
2006-01-08 01:12:53 PM
FreakyCheeseMan
"Eh, I know someone who once tried to dissuade malebox baseballers "


You dirty little minx, talking about balling maleboxes ...

 
2006-01-08 01:13:09 PM
Sure, spend $700 for a mailbox that's safe for anything less than a nuke detonating on top of it, but will it sort the junkmail out for you? Let's see someone come out with spam filters for snailmail, that'll be worth $700.
 
2006-01-08 01:13:56 PM
matt2891

There should be laws stating that any injuries incurred while deliberately breaking a law are the sole responsibility of the offender (i.e. the smart ass kid).

While I have sympathy for those whose mailboxes are purposely destroyed, and in no way condone destroying them, I don't think that things are quite so black and white.

The man purposefully made something very dangerous, and purposely hid the fact that it was very dangerous, for the express purpose of doing harm to a person, knowing full well that that person would probably take the bait.

Due to this, someone actually wound up in the hospital for weeks.

Even ignoring the fact that putting someone in the hospital for weeks lacks all proportionality to the crime that that person attempted to commit, the law does not and should not condone vigilantism.
 
2006-01-08 01:14:16 PM
You have to be a non-home owner to think $400 for anything to do with a house is a lot of money.
 
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